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Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

HMS BEEX is go!

http://www.edisposals.com/is-bin/INTERS ... =OfferList

How much do you think we could scrape together?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:13

You buy it, I'll fuel it.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26065

Can I navigate?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Mimi wrote:

Can I navigate?

Quick test - point to port!

You pass if you're pointing at the liquor cabinet.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13386

That'd be just the job come the inevitable zombie apocalypse, do any of the guns still work?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:17

Fuck, that's just down the road from me.

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:17

Can I swab the decks?

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:18

Craster wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Can I navigate?

Quick test - point to port!

There is no RED PORT LEFT!

Malc

You pass if you're pointing at the liquor cabinet.[/quote]

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:19

I'll start off as captain, then we'll vote for a new one every six months. Every four months an idiot will start mouthing off and we'll push the cunt into the sea, maybe they'll find a smaller boat to use.

Can't wait!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

You buy it, I'll fuel it.

Fuel what? You'll need engines, some generators and some pumps first.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:20

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

You buy it, I'll fuel it.

Fuel what? You'll need engines, some generators and some pumps first.

Shut up, Chinny!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Grim... wrote:

I'll start off as captain, then we'll vote for a new one every six months. Every four months an idiot will start mouthing off and we'll push the cunt into the sea, maybe they'll find a smaller boat to use.

So Talk About Who's Turn It Is To Row?

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6608

We can just build a mast, and use sails. Hoist the mains'l! Rig the flying jib! Drink some rum!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

You buy it, I'll fuel it.

Fuel what? You'll need engines, some generators and some pumps first.

Shut up, Chinny!

Those big powerful engines you'll be needing..........

Diesel.

[runs]

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Grim... wrote:

I'll start off as captain, then we'll vote for a new one every six months. Every four months an idiot will start mouthing off and we'll push the cunt into the sea, maybe they'll find a smaller boat to use.

Can't wait!

Captain's a shit job, you need to fanny about with a load of admin while other folk get to drive the boat. Fuck that.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:24

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

So Talk About Who's Turn It Is To Row?

I'm not getting called up for slipping standards and letting this one slide.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:24

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

You buy it, I'll fuel it.

Fuel what? You'll need engines, some generators and some pumps first.

Shut up, Chinny!

Those big powerful engines you'll be needing..........

Diesel.

[runs]

Just don't expect it to accelerate fast

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

I'll give you £2 if I can use the biggest gun to shoot at North Korea from South Korean waters?

And I don't want the bunk below Zardoz. Actually, make that the bunk within 6 bunks, in any direction, of Zardoz.

Doccy G and Grim..., you are such little bitches! :DD

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6608

We could take it to Somalia, and show those people how to really do high-seas piracy.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:26

flis wrote:

Doccy G and Grim..., you are such little bitches! :DD

I had a party at my house and a load of Beex people came. Gaywood started a splinter party in one of the bedrooms

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Grim... wrote:

a splinter party

Kinky little gnome, isn't he!? Make that elf, it is the season after all.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

I notice that the website lists viewings. Anyone fancy pretending to be Art Vandaly?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

Gaywood started a splinter party in one of the bedrooms

I have no doubt that Dungeons and Dragons were involved.

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:41

I'll run the nuclear reactor

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

nickachu wrote:

I'll run the nuclear wessle

Outted:

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Er, isn't the address on that page MaliA's house?

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 15:47

Quote:

Availability: In stock

Made me laugh. Add to cart - Add to wishlist was funny too. I can just see OBL adding it to his wishlist

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6608

We'll buy this, but you just know that they'll try to deliver it when we're out, and someone will have to take their passport and a gas bill and schlep 40 miles to the depot and and pick the damn thing up themselves.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Squirt wrote:

someone will have to take photos of where the van was parked.

FeeX

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 16:15

flis wrote:

And I don't want the bunk below Zardoz.

Ok you go on top.

flis wrote:

Actually, make that the bunk within 6 bunks, in any direction, of Zardoz.

Last week you loved me! Bloody Ramsea.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

I love that website. There are some real bargains and fun things to bid on. I was so tempted to bid on a bullet/bomb proof Ford Sierra a few years ago, but it was so heavy the fuel consumption was crap.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

WTF is a Three Piece Soldier and what's special about their suits?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I was interested in a spec-ops Land Rover off there, and an engine-less Harrier.

In reality land, some of the equity from the house will be going in to an armoured car - probably a Ferret.

Or an FV432

christ, 3,600 is cheaps!

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