Be Excellent To Each Other

Ah, beautiful Beexville.
The sun is shining, the ladies are fine, and the broadband is fast and not throttled.

But - oh no! Its glorious governor, the talented, funny, good-looking, hench, much-adored, huge-dicked, powerful and mighty Grim... has been killed! What sort of low-life has done this?

After the nine hundred and eight days of mourning, you vow to avenge him!

[playerlist]
Alarm
ApplePieOfDestiny
Bobbyaro
Craster
Curiosity
DavPaz
flis
Goddess Jasmine
Joans
kalmar
KovacsC
LaceSensor
Malc
Mr Kissyfur
Mr Russell
nickachu
Runcle
sinister agent
Squirt
superdupergill
TheVision
Trooper
Warhead
Wullie
zaphod79
[/playerlist]

This day will time out at midday tomorrow.

With 25 players alive, 13 votes are required for a lynch, and 19 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/

[vote:sinisteragent] Just because.

I always hated that Grim... bloke. I suspect he was using town hall funds to pay for gay sex.

*strokes beard*

I still don't really know what's happening here.

huge dick is right!

Hi! Is everyone ready to listen to me while I lead us to another stunning victory?

*sharpend noose*

[vote:nickachu]

He doesn't even have the map pack, FFS!

VOTE UPDATE

nickachu: 1 (Curiosity)

Not voted: 25 (alarm, applepieofdestiny, bobbyaro, craster, curiosity, davpaz, flis, goddess jasmine, joans, kalmar, kovacsc, lacesensor, malc, mr kissyfur, mr russell, nickachu, runcle, sinister agent, squirt, superdupergill, thevision, trooper, warhead, wullie, zaphod79)

With 25 players alive, 13 votes are required for a lynch, and 19 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/

Grim...? Dead?


Noooooooooooo! A prime example of manhood, plucked from this earth at the peak of his life! So very, very sad.


Bagsy I get his car park space.

Spaces.

Wait, I'm what?

Did my vote on sinister agent not count then?

No, there's a space in it

Oh cock.

[vote:sinister agent]

[vote:superdupergill] Only terrorists have beards!

The not voted counter isn't removing people who have voted.

Also, I can neither confirm nor deny my status as mafia don.

Does anyone know why Grim was killed? Have we ruled out suicide?

Why would he kill himself. The man has it all!

Fuck him, it was over 900 days ago.

I demand to see the forensic report! Who were his enemies? Why does SDG have a beard? Is Russ the Mafia Don?

So many questions!!

Yeah, I spoke with Grim... once. Seemed a nice chap but I don't remember much else about him.

Maybe the person who killed him was upset that he got their names wrong.

I'm going for Bobby or Curiosity at the moment.

Huh.

That's a pretty uncaring attitude!

<makes a note>

It's saying they've voted but not taking them out of the need to vote pile

Yeah, I get it, I just can't think why.
I'll look at it in a bit.

Mr Russell does seem awfully uncaring to our overlords death.

Do we vote randomly? Or on what basis?

On day 1, pretty much. Just keep recapping what people say and do. But in reality, only when the killing starts will it become more evident who is who. Unless you're Craster.

The 5 pillars of voting are:

Random
Instinct
Maliciousness
Stupidity
And, very, very occasionally, knowledge.

So it's mainly maliciousness and stupidity then?

With a side of random.

That also describes HR departments.

Anyway! Boo-urns, the Grim... is dead.

If only I'd known this sooner I would have been less worried about appearing a wazzock.

Hoping for a visit from a lady of the night, is my guess.

My random name generator says [vote:Malc]

Because I was in mourning for so long I forgot to shave. Plus I'm trying to grow a moustache for Movember.

To avoid a visit from the Pimp Daddy of the night, is my guess.

I forgot and shaved mine off twice in the last week. I have now restarted an epic CAPTAIN PRICE effort.

Shaving off beards in a forgetful moment? Denigrating HR departments? Sounds like the work of a crazed serial killer to me...

Deliberate missdirection this sounds like to me....

*LEARNS OF GRIM...'S DEATH*

*WAILS IN ANGUISH*

*narrows eyes*

I dislike beards. There, I said it.

[vote:Kalmar]

Is it because you are unable to grow one?

Craster voted for Kalmar. He must be right!

BANDWAGON.

Or maybe not.

If you can see a bandwagon... then it's too late to jump on it.

You could run over the road, and catch it on the way back?

That sounds like the actions of an escaped loon! A town loon... if you will!