Be Excellent To Each Other

When is this again?

We're just waiting for you to find us a couple of nice big log cabins in Sweden Nick. Let's say for February? Most of the beex babbas should be ok to get left with family for a weekend by then eh?

Ok. Sounds like a plan. If we call take a week off Im sure we could drive to the middle of nowhere and build a little village a la minecraft.

BeeX Sauna?

I'm out.

*realises he has a large farmhouse in the countryside*

You're a large farmhus in the countryside

*Packs bags*

You missed the umlaut, Swede boy.

I'm in.

You'll be playing "broccoli picking scum".

You are wrong. There is no umlaut on the u, only ö and ä and also å

Fixed for Nickachu.

You grow Broccoli, Kal? Have I ever said that you are an extremely interesting person?

Also: Hippy.

Surely you mean Lingonberry scum?


mmm delicious lingonberries

I'm not actually interesting, there just happens to be a field full of it next to the house.. MMM BROCCOLI.

We should all spend Christmas up there, in fake Scotchland.

Help yourself, I'll be in Sweden.

There were around 3 times as many attendees at this meet compared to the Lakes meet yet I hear of no vomiting, ukulele's nor death metal chanting. Complete fail.

Poofs

There's still time...

Did anyone even mention real American falafels?

falafelly versatile

Maybe you should have FUCKING WELL TURNED UP THEN. Bumlord.

I never said at any point that I'd be going! It's not like I didn't turn up.

You shouldn't have to rely on me to lower the tone of these events.

Bloody awesome weekend. Good work team.

Big love to Curio for organising the weekend, it was bloomin' amazing. Also love to Mogwai for feeding us om-nom chilli.

A few words to sum up the weekend
1. You mum
2. Your face
3. Cake
4. Wine
5. The Asdas
6. Cheese
7. Port
8. Jenga
9. Most excellent women
10. Very lucky men

In an attempt to not let the weekend end I have kidnapped Russell and am intending to keep him as a pet near the guinea pig cage.

The Dave is back. The Dave thinks all the people who left early Sunday were very silly.

Next time I'm going to drink more non-alcoholic stuff over the weekend than some water (from a vase, because everyone had used the glasses) on Saturday morning and a can of Dr Pepper on Saturday night.
Oh, and I had a Red Bull on the way up there on Friday lunchtime.

I'm quite thirsty today, funnily enough.

11. Boobies.



Russell has a great singing voice!

My voice has been known to shatter vases. I can only apologise. Still, 14%, eh?

Back in work now, managed cottage to home in 3 hours.

Excellent times had by all, thank you to the organizers, tut tut to those who left Sunday, you missed an excellent evening.

Your mother is an excellent evening.

It somehow passed me by entirely that we could stay on Sunday night.

My face still aches from laughing!

It was obviously the awesome ones left in the house on Sunday, when you guys had all gone we got the utility door open and the washer working.

Live Scum was fantastic, Gaywood thinking that the SK and Mafia had got him when Joans had just taken Myp fondelling as normal!

So, same time next year then?

Most funny moment of the weekend for me: Malcs spittake.

I hurt so much after that. Similar about the sandwich.

I missed both of those things.
Funniest point for me was, I think, when we started coming up with perfectly sensible things for "your mum" during the 4am poker game.
"Your mum does volunteer work." "Your mum has a good job."

Also:
"Are you going to take your cards?"
"Your mum takes cards."

Sad we didn't play hide and seek

The first one was during the meal on the first night, talking about Sock puppets, and I tell people i have onlly one. "who". "Titler"
Malc had just taken a drink, and it ended up all over the table.

The second was after you'd left, and we made a quite horrible sandwich. I believe The Gaywood has a video of it somewhere.

Oh yeah!

Were you the filling or one of the bread slices?
Dirty.

Neither.

I'm back!

Brilliant weekend, absolutly exhausted, great to re-meet people I'd met before, and to finally put faces to names for those that I hadn't. Thanks to Curio for organising, thanks for Grim... for pizza (well stripper combos for me!) and thanks to everyone else for a good time!

I never want to hear a your mum joke again! I think they broke me.

Malc

Your mum broke me.

Your mum broke me.

Brilliant.

So you were the margarine then right? Because you spread easily.

You are aware that the Mr Dave in your mind and the real Mr Dave are quite different, aren't you?

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Anyway, onto photos, I tried taking quite a few, but they all ended up like this...

Something kept getting in the way.

Your mum spreads easily.

your mum is the word.

Only in the clothes they wear.

I broke your mother.

Jesus. Could that be thumbnailed or something. I work very hard to avoid seeing that face every day, thankyouverymuch

It is thumbnailed. You should've seen the size of it beforehand.