Be Excellent To Each Other

State the film, and what the wrong word should be.

1 ) I want kung fu.
2 ) I'm the king of the beasts.
3 ) I see happy people.
4 ) I am merely stating that uhh... she finds a way.
5 ) The drug I've always wanted and now I have it.
6 ) Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your toys?
7 ) You realise if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in jail?
8 ) Just like a ex-con to drop a safe on a guy's head.
9 ) You know, you don't look like a scientist.
10 ) It doesn't matter when it's cold, baby!

All done! Here are the answers:

Using my astounding film knowledge, I'd guess that 6 was Pulp Fiction and should be 'concentration'?

I'm quite bad at this.

1) should read "I know kung fu" from the Matrix

Is 4 "nature" instead of "she" from Jurassic Park?

2) I'm the king of the world from Titanic.

2) Titanic, "I'm the King of the World"?

Fucking MaliA.

8 ) Just like an ex-con to drop a safe on a guy's head.

I'm the king of the world?
I see dead people?
Oh did I break your nose?

I think 8 is "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" but I'll be darned if I can remember the actual quote without googling.

6. is Pulp Fiction "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

Sorry DM, didn't see you'd already got that.

Number four is Jurassic Park I reckon. Nature finds a way is it?

I think you're right. It's toon instead of ex-con, isn't it?

Not a film.

9 sounds like Ghosbusters, but not sure what's wrong with the quote.

Damn... the one I had was the Roger Rabbit one.

Titanic bollocks. It's "I'm the King of the Swingers." Jungle Book. Titanic bollocks.

If anyone was going to have an indepth knowledge of girly film dialogue, it was going to be him.

Nope. If it was Jungle Book, it would have a comma at the end because that's not the end of the sentence. It's got a full stop, so it's Titanic.

Titanic bollocks.

They had sex in a car in Titanic, didn't they? What sort was it?

If the shite was spouted out of Sproutface Mulldoon it'd have an exclamation mark at the end. I out pedant you.

That doesn't change the fact that the Jungle Book quote would have a comma, of course, closely followed by "ohhhhhhh".

Anyway - the car in the Titanic.

The car in the Titanic was a bastardo pedofilo.

If it were the Titanic quote, it would have an exclamation mark, not a full stop.

I think you credit Leonardo with more expressiveness than he is capable of.

I think 7 is a John Hughes film , and i'm thinking Ferris but cant think what the subject is ..... Math ? (instead of Jail)

"You know, you don't act like a scientist."

"They're normally pretty stiff."

"You're more like a gameshow host."

9 is indeed from Ghostbusters, and the correct line would be: "You know, you don't act like a scientist"

I think Leonardo DiCaprio is a good actor!

Correct so far:
1 ) I know kung fu. (Matrix) (MaliA)
2 ) I'm the king of the world. (Titanic) (MaliA)
3 ) I see dead people. (Sixth Sense) (Mr Kissyfur)
4 ) I am merely stating that uhh... life finds a way. (Jurassic Park) (Zio)
5 ) The car I've always wanted and now I have it. (American Beauty) (Zio)
6 ) Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? (Pulp Fiction) (Devilman)
7 ) You realise if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym? (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) (Craster)
8 ) Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head. (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) (Joans / Squirt)
9 ) You know, you don't act like a scientist. (Ghostbusters) (GazChap)
10 ) It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby! (Aliens) (Mr Kissyfur)

Oh - 7 is 'gym'. It's Ferris Bueller.

Yes it is.

5) The car I've always wanted and now I have it. American Beauty

I'm pretty sure people were right on (4)

The word is 'life' I believe, not 'nature'.

Zio gets the last two!

Mind if I add a few?

11) I have to watch some videotapes.
12) You wouldn't hit a guy with disabilities, would you?
13) Look, I don't want to get into a pedantic argument, I just want the protein.
14) The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a three-legged dog.
15) I say we kill this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now.

I think I know about three of the quotes, but none of the movies!

I'll take the easy one then - Aliens

12 would be 'You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?' and it is from Batman what with that Jack Nicholson and that Michael Keaton chap.

Also known as "The Best Batman Film".

I imagine very wrong people would see it that way, yes.

Granted, it is the third best Batman film.

Only if the first two were the Blu Ray and HD DVD version of Batman.

Predator!

Everyone knows Batman and Robin was the best one.

/joke, honest.

zaphod79, Zio and Grim... are correct.