Be Excellent To Each Other

One last hurrah before she flees the states. I want it also to be noted that is not my hand. I wouldn't do that. Wear a silly bandz bracelet, that is.

Bloody colonials

You'll have to learn the two fingered version if you're going to be a proper Britisher, FS

Edit: That looks rubbish. Silly forum

Hello Fanny and Shoesonwrong.

Is Fanny bound for the UK?

You both look about 12 in that photo.

Yeah but Scottish women do get haggered quickly.

Yes. She's doing a fairwell tour.

She is indeed. She's leaving me for Richard.

You could come over as well with your other half. Immigrant meet!

Shoes: which one are you, and who is 'fanny stupid'?

Shoes is on the left. "Fanny Stupid" is sista_flapjack/Danielle, my girlfriend.

I thought you were gay?

Hold on! A woman is leaving another country to:

a) come to the UK

b) be with Gaywood?

She must be out of her mind.

Seriously though, have fun, folks, and I wish you all the happiness in the world, and Shoes, I hope you find some new, less fickle friends soon

Them Foreigns all seem to want boyfriends of British origin/nationality.

Or maybe it's the raw sexual magnetism of people like myself and the Doc which has them flocking over here.

I would like the Doc to prove his sexual magneticism with SCIENCE.

Yeah, it was a rubbish reference to the 'dude must be gay to even have a name like that lolz faggot' comments after he became The Internet's Famous, but I'm no commedienne, therefore it was not only unfunny but also made no sense.

I'm here all week!

Made me laugh

It's probably my POTW.

992 Bananas and Post Of The Week.

I don't do smiling, that's what I look like when I'm laughing.

Anyway, I've slept with him and he's definitely not good enough in bed to be gay

I don't see either Robocop or Axel Foley in the background so I'm calling that a photoshopped fake.

Dammit. You're onto us.