Be Excellent To Each Other

We're talking fractures here, DavPaz, this isn't your run of the mill chlamydia infection. Thanks for the help, though.

Say you can hear Miners trapped down there.

So that's why she was stuffing Prozac down my leg!

Working all night tonight but plenty of Speed Triple action planned tomorrow with Mrs C, followed by an annual, 'all dayer' party for Sunday round friends that's usually totally hardcore; the possibility of exotic smelling salts and all that. Good job I've got Monday off.

In other news, I order fireworks today from my speciallist supplier; some 'rather large' bombette roman candles and 1.3G Titan & Zink rockets (in steel retaining cages) amongst them. Woot.

*interested*

Who from and how much?

Adopt me.

Is it just me or does it seem like Zardoz has already been at this post?

Exotic smelling salts? Srsly?

I assumed that meant poppers.

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild



'nuff said, I feel. I so want the above as my epitath.

When do you want me?

It painted a very Gordon Gekko 80s Tory Yuppie image in my mind. Well, I say painted, I mean finished it off.

http://www.galaxy-fireworks.co.uk/event ... 4wodymPv9A

They're excellent, been using 'em for years. Their stuff's much better and cheaper than shop fireworks I reckon.

£750 incl. VAT mate, but I am a nutter. You could put an excellent display together for £100 or a really awesome one for £250.

I get Frank Bough tbh.

I bet you do. With a bow on.

Nope, it's Radox mate. They do some cracking lavender relaxation varieties, just the ticket.

(LOL @ Zarz )

*Tightens reigns*

Don't listen to him Frank. He's only jealous.

Meh. Couldn't be further from the truth, ironically, but it's an amusing thought nonetheless.

Capitalista, baby!

£750!

I feel like I'm splashing out using quilted shit roll!

Well, Mali did ask.

To be fair though mate, with some creative accounting and shared costs with my business partners, it works out at an actual cost to my pocket of about £100, so pretty good value I'd say.

Frankly, I'd have thought that even a caricature such as this would've been met by nowt other than unbridled approval by those in the banking and legal professions?

Fair play mate, I wasn't having a pop, you can creatively account me any day.

This weekend I am currently planning on heading into London for Beex drinks if I'm not feeling too tired and grumpy, then tomorrow I'm driving a van around moving shit into the new flat, Sunday I have my daugher round so what I do will be very weather dependent, then I'm hoping that we can sneak in going to see Scott Pilgrim on Monday.

http://tweetphoto.com/41665019
There. It did and is happening!

Sweet, you can leave comments.

I'll comment you if you're not careful.

Why, so you can.

She's far too good for you.

She's female and human, for a start.

Now you see why you should put your phone away and enjoy your holiday

What's she doing with my cat?!?

Well, in light of the payrise, I may actually be doing some celebrating this weekend. Deffo still going to the Cotswold Wildlife Park though. I needs me some MIGHTY ANIMALS. Also - ickle steam train.

She's stroking her pussy!

I've got some cunts invading my house to abuse my hospitality.

Are there phones on?

Are you doing any online banking at all?

I'm singing.

I'm learning to crochet.

I'm, er... what am I doing?

Teaching me to crochet.

I can crochet a little, but I don't do it very often as I don't have very strong wrists. That said I have perhaps 20 seconds ago ordered this book from Amazon.

That's what I like to do on Fridays - order books at about 6:30pm to test the efficiency of Craig's Amazon 'Prime' thing.

I'm in money saving mode, so I'm going to spend the free-time over the weekend learning Ubuntu linux - A friend of mine has a nifty USB version that is persistent, and I want one too.

Doing kettlebells. Watching Challenge Cup final. (Probably) watching Whip It. Transcribing an interview. Listening to new Swans album. Going top in BETEO battle league.

And finishing Eastbound and Down.

Eastbound is good. You see tits in the last episode.
I didn't really get it at first but grew to love it.

Bloody hell, Nickachu has seen a TV show before me?! I loved it from the first line: 'when my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball.'

Also: you see tits in the second episode, too.

I love seeing tits too.

I'm pretty sure I saw it last year I think. And yeah its good.

Ooh, let me know what you think of it. Youtube has just taught me how to make a magic circle, so I am going to try and make a couple of flowers in a min to cover stiches I dropped in Chloe's doll blanket.

If I feel brave I may post pics on Rav tomorrow.