Be Excellent To Each Other

No. Uh uh.

I don't think anyone blamed you for anything - I do think that as a new poster, being faced with a large discussion of the inappropriateness of your behaviour is sufficiently daunting to make you not want to visit again. That doesn't mean you weren't entitled to the opinions that you and others put across, or even that the opinions weren't perfectly valid.

It was unfortunate, but not something for recriminations.

To be honest, I don't really see how lesbianism should have any bearing on visiting this forum. If "Kizzy" has a chip on her shoulder, expecting sympathy from a forum loosely based on gaming isn't a very smart move.

From the sounds of her, I think I'd rather keep Mimi here

Had I seen that discussion Mimi, I probably would have posted the same comments as you. For what it's worth.

Well indeed, I started barely paying attention to this thread because apart from the fun drama the premise is roughly as interesting as "Sinister Agent's friend who plays table tennis".

Point being though, she was taking advantage of people, as you say if a bloke wondered on here and proclaimed that they'd last 2 seconds. Can't remember if I said anything at the time, hope so.

Hmm, I was involved on a slightly separate basis agreeing with Goddess Jazzy's point.

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Yeah you did nothing wrong meems, have fully checked said thread

Mimi - Fully endorsed by Dudley™

I am glad that it was you that said that, Dudley. (edit) - by 'that' I meant:



I wanted to say the same but after last time thought better of it, until a few people bought up Kizzy again, which has nothing to do with fake It other than that they both sleep with women. I am sure that sinisteragent's friend is things other than lesbian and seventeen. Myself? I do not care about the age, gender, sexuality of sinisteragent's friend. More important are whether she is safe, warm and fed.

I understand, i think, why Fake It may have introduced herself in her opening post, so - because I guess they are the things that most people may have remembered from the previous thread of S.A's, but, really, I am sure that there are so many facets to Fake's character and personality, it seems strange that people are so captivated by the idea of her sexuality that so much of the talk is about it I am sure most people have met gay women before - what's so interesting?

Men like boobs. With lesbians there are twice as many boobs. Ultimately, men are just looking for as many boobs as possible. Sorry Meems, we're men.

I'm not.

I'm a 200foot tall giant robot with lasers for eyes and rocket launchers for legs and fingers as thick as tree trunks.

GSOH, Vegan.

I dunno.. that tripled-boobed woman in Total Recall did nothing for me.

The lesson here being that while the phrase "the more boobs the merrier" may very well be true, this only applies if the total number of boobs is divisible by 2.

We need to get a proper formula done here.

most women have more than the average number of boobs.

Men like boobies because there are two of them, and that represents good value.

</Munnery>

9 out of 10 men like bigger num nums. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men. /sexism

Would two of the triple boobed women do it for you? Or maybe a single woman with 8 boobs.

Yeah I nearly added (because I ranted a little about such things in that thread) that this clearly does not imply here because it's the entire reason why we know her, if we'd helped someone get free table tennis gear and they'd joined it'd be quite sensible to have the title "Mimi's 17 year old tennis playing buddy" or whatever.

That said, I agree, I'd really like to move past that and find out more about clearly potentially excellent person fake it, rather than be caught in this discussion forevermore.

At the risk of crossing the line to annoying people (would I?), in a week, fake it's sexuality makes the following 2 differences to me (and probably everyone else).

1 - She might have some good stories, equally applies to the Table tennis player or the lawyer...
2 - I'm unlikely to be marrying her any time soon dumping her in the hopefully a friend bucket, but given she's a decade younger than me, could live anywhere and this is a sodding message board I think that's a negliable drop in probability anyway

So let's move on, what do you watch Fake it?, play sports? music? Ever bungeed down the eiffel tower carrying a sign reading "Tony Blair is a poopy head"? Any theory on why people STILL phone premium rate compeition lines on ITV?

Tam is jealous; she feels another 17 year old girl has usurped her on this forum.

Who is Tam?

Crikey.

Trust The Computer. The Computer is Your Friend.

Well we haven't seen her in a while... it's her own damn fault. She's not got a life or something has she?

Let's hope for your sake that she doesn't convert to lesbianism to reclaim her post of "most loved 17 year old girl on the forum"

I have just re-read that thread and couldn't stop giggling towards the end of it.

As I don't define myself by by sexuality I just don't understand others that do and use it to get attention. I don't include Fake It in that, her sexuality was obviously integral to her mothers problem with her and IMO needed to be included in the story that SA gave us so that we could clearly understand what was happening. A lot different from Kizzy and her declarations. Just for the record, no one had a go at Kizzy, just said that they weren't happy with what she was saying. End.

Hello again Fake It, when will you be leaving for Australia?

And for our sake that she does. I'll go get the jelly.

No; she can't log in, because she's a belming idiot. She'll be over soon, she can use my computer and confirm this.



She'd make a crap lesbian. No girl would put up with her goose obsession.

However, goose obsessions are likely to score highly in the "Most Beloved" league. Does she have loads of geese, or is her house goose shaped, or does she just obsess over one goose in particular and follow it around and spy on it?

Just geese. There is that picture of an Indian chap sitting on a giant goose, that sets her off. Just the word 'goose' does it. There is a goose called Sperel on Myspace, however he denied her friend request, so she appears to be spearheading a campaign of hate against him.

She's a bit odd.

Somewhat amusingly, had my mother given birth to me whilst married to her first husband rather than her second (my Dad, natch) I would be called "Gareth Goose".

I'm going to film Tam reading that post. I guarantee she'll squeak at it.

Tam does not have sufficient security clearance to read that post.

Any attempt will result in termination.

You do all realise what being lesbian means, don't you?

It means no boobs for you.

I'm sorry, ComicalGnomes does not have sufficient security clearance to view boobs. Any attempt to do so will result in termination.

Which is why lesbian porn exists, I'm sure.

Unless we ask for Dimmers' moobs to make an appearance?

He's a lesbian now?

You do not have sufficient security clearance to be party to that information. Please, take work-work pills and return to station, Friend Citizen.

Which is roughly my current situation anyway



Good show

She's the Boob Nazi!

*sorry*

But really, having lesbian friends is great. Not for the "phwooarr, eh lads?" effect or the idiotic fantasties of getting to watch or join in with them (decades have porn have made most people seem to think 'lesbian' means merely 'woman who fucks absolutely anyone' in practice), nor even because you can talk about women with them - you can do that with a lot of women anyway (and should. Don't talk to men about women, they're mostly full of piss and wind). It's fun because you can both flirt outrageously without fear of hurting anyone's feelings on either side, and because by helping them with their problems you're doing your own small bit in hastening the destruction of civilisation in the eyes of ultra-conservative fuckwits across the world.

Also, I played a respectful game of solitaire for you, Mimi, and you've crully cast aside this gesture of solidarity. I am crushed. Crushed!

They're like super ducks.

Huh?

Can someone get the S.A. translate-mobile out, please?

I introduced myself as 'sinisteragents lesbian seventeen year old friend' because, well, I guessed those would be the words that would link me to the thread he made earlier. 'Charlotte with purple hair' just wouldn't ring any belles, would it? So yeah, you're right on that one. It's not really relevant what my age is or my sexuality [what matters is that I can type without coming across as epileptic!] but I figured people would make that connection. Unless SinisterAgent has a whole host of lesbian 17 year olds and is slowly building an army. I wouldn't put it past him.

About me? I don't play sports [not even softball. no stereotypes here!] and I used to play the flute before I quit at 12, my younger self probably realising discomfort with such a phallic object so close to my mouth. I'm an english literature and Politics student, I read like a bitch, and no matter what he's done, I just can't find it in me to hate Gordon Brown. [OH I WENT THERE] none of this is really interesting.

I will always, always will the 'my family are more crazy than yours' game. Last family reunion, I got shot at and someone lost their eye. And the brother of the owner of phones-4-u, brian cauldwell, walked in on me in the bathroom.

such is life.

wait, does this mean you didn't take my marriage proposal seriously? D:

My sister used to play the flute. She had an awesome "Teach Yourself the Flute" book that was full of tunes from Supertramp and the Bee Gees.

Or ducks on steroids.

You and the rest of the troops will have to sort that out amongst yourselves, I'm afraid.



Bahahaha! You fiend, I just choked.

I meant I agreed with what yo usaid in that thread, Meems. I said so very gently as I could't really be arsed getting properly involved (I think that was partly why I didn't say anything n the first place. Also I couldn't remember whether Kizzy was the person who got repeatedly on my tits on the Lsavs board, and thought it best not to antagonise her in case she was. I've since realised she wan't, for what it's worth).