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 Post subject: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:14 
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Hello.

I have had beer.

I sent a text message to my CEO saying that I had to talk to him first thing tomorrow about our new timesheets.

But whatever. I ma currently listening to this song (on Spotify (and if you haven't got it yet - why the Hell not? Hit me up for an invite)).

Willie Nelson is a legend.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:16 
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Tell your CEO to eat my arse. Timesheet owning cunt that he is.


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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:23 
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Bear in mind that my CEO provides the resources that allow you to write your unique brand of shit all over this forum.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:27 
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"your unique brand of shit all over this forum"

It appears to be working.


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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:27 
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:luv:

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:28 
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LISTEN TO WILLIE!

OR HYBRID!

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:30 
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Awesome.... Beer for my Horse

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:31 
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And whiskey for your men.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:33 
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Grim... wrote:
And whiskey for your men.


'Raise up our glasses against evil forces...'

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:35 
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It's a brilliant song.

I've got my annual review in less than eight hours.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:36 
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Grim... wrote:
It's a brilliant song.

I've got my annual review in less than eight hours.



it was good...

good luck Grim..... old chap..

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:38 
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Ain't no need for luck.

I have a need for pizaz though. It should arrive soon.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:39 
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You'll be asleep by then :p


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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 0:43 
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Rubbish. I'll be playing Xbox Live naked with Zardoz. Who I haven;'t paid for his Wavebird yet.

I might play some SSBM with it RIGHT NOW.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:43 
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I have had my pizza!

The shiny new place wins some points for putting lamb donner on my pizza, loses points for putting tomato sauce on it instead of barbecue sauce (which I asked for), and then rapes the points by providing by far the best chilli poppers I have ever had. God's tits they were good!

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:49 
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Chocolate Weetabix, however, are shit.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:14 
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Willie Nelson is a legend.


:this:

Stay all night is my fave. The nice chilled one not the manic live version where he goes hell for leather.

Also, Ben & Jerry do a wicked Wille Nelson's Peach Cobbler ice cream.

:droool: :droool: :droool: :droool: :droool: :droool:

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:42 
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Grim... wrote:
Bear in mind that my CEO provides the resources that allow you to write your unique brand of shit all over this forum.

In that case please apologise on my behalf, inform him he has credit for one free profanity riddled sentence of shit from my boundless resources and invite him to my gaff for a primula cheese spread covered wolfbagging session! However, as I am a veggie the usual bacon on a length of fishing line will be substituted with smoky, wafer thin, quorn ham style slices.

Delightful.


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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:36 
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Grim... wrote:
I have a need for pizaz though. It should arrive soon.


I like to think he meant pizazz here.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:39 
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Hopefully the 2-3 hours sleep were enough to provide the necessary pizzaz!


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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:55 
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Grim... wrote:
Rubbish. I'll be playing Xbox Live naked with Zardoz. Who I haven;'t paid for his Wavebird yet.

:DD + >:(

How's your head today mate? Good luck with the review x

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:04 
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Will this review be published on the site?


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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:24 
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Ah, here it is. I assumed there would be a thread of some kind.

Looking at all the posts I made I was surprisingly coherent last night.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:17 
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How did the review go....?

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:47 
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It's been moved to 3pm.

I am currently filling out my last one :S

What the fuck is "Proactive management" and how well have I done at it?

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:50 
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It's been moved to 3pm.

I am currently filling out my last one :S

What the fuck is "Proactive management" and how well have I done at it?


It is the opposite of reactive management...

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:50 
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Fixing people problems before they become problems. And you've done very well (by allocating sufficient RAM to etc etc).

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:50 
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Wille Nelson's Peach Cobbler

Old shit dick flakes?

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:56 
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Fixing people problems before they become problems. And you've done very well (by allocating sufficient RAM to etc etc).


No, it's anticipating problems and ensuring that you're unavailable when they arise.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:58 
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What the fuck is "Proactive management"

Say someone has sent you something you wanted, you could proactively manage paying him before it arrives.

Grim... wrote:
and how well have I done at it?

Fucking shitly.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:03 
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Of course, a proactive seller would make use of some kind of payment acquisition system that wasn't older than his fucking mum.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:04 
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Now that comment is going against you in my report!

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:08 
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"Your" report my arse. Which one of us has worked for the other before, hmm?

Not counting that "work" we did in the lay-by last week

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 Post subject: Re: Drunken Songs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:15 
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As you were.

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