Clowns

StanOgdensForeskin · **Joined:** 22nd Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 89

Not scary. Fact. At all.

They were not scary when I was young pre "it" and they ain't scary now. Why do some people think it's cool to shit talk about the clown?

nickachu · **Posted:** Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:35

not funny either.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

I wish there were more female clowns.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25844

Jonathan Brandis was in It. I liked him. He's dead now.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12326

I am on my phone so cannot link, but does everyone remember Dana Carvey off of Wayne's World? Well he had his own sketch show for a very short time.

YouTube "Grandma the Clown" to try and find one of the most excruciatingly slow and funny clown sketches I've ever seen. It involves a custard pie to the face.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:54

I actuall hate clowns but not sure why...

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Mimi wrote:

Jonathan Brandis was in It. I liked him. He's dead now.

potw

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12326

throughsilver wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Jonathan Brandis was in It. I liked him. He's dead now.

potw

Cause and effect.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 04, 2010 23:26

StanOgdensForeskin wrote:

Not scary. Fact. At all.

They were not scary when I was young pre "it" and they ain't scary now. Why do some people think it's cool to shit talk about the clown?

Are you trying to tell us something? Do you enjoy custard pies? Do you have a small car that you can keep twenty friends in and that falls apart when you open the doors? Do you like to be called Bingo, Bongo or Bango?
I for one am suspicious.

Clowns are scary. End of story.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Aug 04, 2010 23:52

Never gound clowns scary. Distasteful, yes, but not scary.

Chinny, on the other hand...

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Bollocks to clowns. They're shit.

StanOgdensForeskin · **Joined:** 22nd Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 89

Malc74 wrote:

StanOgdensForeskin wrote:

Not scary. Fact. At all.

They were not scary when I was young pre "it" and they ain't scary now. Why do some people think it's cool to shit talk about the clown?

Are you trying to tell us something? Do you enjoy custard pies? Do you have a small car that you can keep twenty friends in and that falls apart when you open the doors? Do you like to be called Bingo, Bongo or Bango?
I for one am suspicious.

Clowns are scary. End of story.

Carry on with that sort of chatter and I fear your gonna fall victim to my infamous bucket full of glitter attack. I'll be running off with my bow tie spinning furiously. You have been warned.

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

I have a customer who is a clown. He likes horror films.

Remember a clown is your friend. It will not bite you or throw you in there basement.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:46

Aren't "scary" clowns a massive cliche?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38584

Nik · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1982

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12326

"I sure hope nothing happens!"

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1951

I was never fussed either way by clowns until my mum got a painting of one and put it in our house when I was like 8. It was fucking horrific.

So that clown was scary with its dead eyes and rapist smile.

But mainly I'd say clowns are shit and unfunny.

Multiply the shitness for "juggalos". There isn't much worse than one of those fucking people.

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