Be Excellent To Each Other

With cotton tip stick things and if so do you sniff the tip post ear scrape and if so does it smell? I do, do and it does. I've not tasted it yet though. Has anyone hear tasted ear wax?

Christ no. Christ no. Christ no.

Tasting it is the only way to truly tell if it's earwax or not, apparently.

What else would it be? Don't answer that.

Male Rottweilers consider freshly excavated earwax a great delicacy, on a par with truffle oil in human terms, in my experience.

Do they save that bit of any people they eat till last then Cavey

+1

L-LOL. I suspect not though; this is regarded as the entrée dish amongst the ranks of the Rottweiler chattering classes.

Incidentally, Charlie's favourite toy is a bloodied, severed rubber hand affair that he proudly carries around the grounds in his jaws, for some spurious doggie-logic reason or other. We don't discourage this; tends to keep the ramblers at bay.

I don't smell my wax.

Good grief. cus some things we do need to talk about.

Hrmph. The subject of ear wax, its uses and possible consumption thereof is right up there with the entire genre of bogies, as far as I'm concerned.

Listen pal, surely you're not seriously suggesting that gilberts don't make for interesting subject matter? Eh? Eh? EH?

'.... dat one is a keeeeper, jahr?'

/Goldmember

Ahh, the classic Rick quote from The Young Ones haha.

I clean my ears regularly now. Not because they're overly waxy but because during the summer months my gaming headset gives me spots in my ears. And they bloody well hurt. All I do is squirt some clean and clear stuff (basically surgical spirit) on a cue tip and clean out my ears real good.

Smithers ! release the hounds !

Bloody right mate. If you remember, my FF avatar was Mr Burns for a fair while, with good reason. E-xcellent.

It's important.