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StanOgdensForeskin · **Joined:** 22nd Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 89

Does anyone else post on webternet forums whilst sat on the khazi?

I love the icons on this messageborad. Top top stuff.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Ew ew ew ew. I feel dirty reading this.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:00

StanOgdensForeskin wrote:

Does anyone else post on webternet forums whilst sat on the khazi?

I love the icons on this messageborad. Top top stuff.

I do, normally during my pre-tea dump. 6.15-6.30pm usually.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16632

Yes, sometimes. That and playing games on there until my feet go numb is basically what my iPod Touch is for.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:02

markg wrote:

playing games on there until my feet go numb

They should really make a gaming/reading seat. I'd buy one.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:02

markg wrote:

Yes, sometimes. That and playing games on there until my feet go numb is basically what my iPod Touch is for.

On my iPhone Touch 4.

StanOgdensForeskin · **Joined:** 22nd Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 89

Zardoz wrote:

markg wrote:

playing games on there until my feet go numb

They should really make a gaming/reading seat. I'd buy one.

Good call.

Let me tell you where arm at. I've heard your pitch and I think you've come up with a product that'd sell. Arm in.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

I certainly post whilst have a shite. I'm not right now though.

Generally, my dumping ettiquette excludes having telephone conversations, eating or drinking, but little else. If I could wheel the telly and the Xbox into the bog with me, believe me I would.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

I only do this at work, whilst having a paid dump (the best type of dump). At home, I prefer to waste as little time as possible on the shitter.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:08

I happily drink on the bog.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:09

StanOgdensForeskin wrote:

Let me tell you where arm at. I've heard your pitch and I think you've come up with a product that'd sell. Arm in.

Will Zardoz be as successful with the other Dragons or will his gaming shit pot cover cause a stink?
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NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:26

Post messages on the toilet? Good lord! I worry about you lot sometimes.

The porcelain throne is one for quiet reflection and perhaps borderline disturbing humming.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

I tend to read books/magazines/comics on the toilet until my legs go to sleep. Then I get up & spaz about until the blood comes back.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:37

NervousPete wrote:

Post messages on the toilet? Good lord! I worry about you lot sometimes.

The porcelain throne is one for quiet reflection and perhaps borderline disturbing humming.

Next you'll be saying it's wrong to pee in the shower.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Good for athletes foot apparently (pissing in the shower, not shitty typing).

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:43

Careful guys!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:43

Was that there before or after my muffin?

StanOgdensForeskin · **Joined:** 22nd Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 89

Malabar Front wrote:

NervousPete wrote:

Post messages on the toilet? Good lord! I worry about you lot sometimes.

The porcelain throne is one for quiet reflection and perhaps borderline disturbing humming.

Next you'll be saying it's wrong to pee in the shower.

I have no problem with pissing in the bath. The clean water to urine ratio is such that I believe it is more than acceptable. So long as it is one normal sized self pissed piss and not 7 people pissing on my carcus in the tub then where's the issue?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Urine is sterile anyway.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Zardoz wrote:

Was that there before or after my muffin?

That's no muffin.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:47

Fancy a glass?

itsallwater · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 15:12

Craster wrote:

Urine is sterile anyway.

wikipedia wrote:

Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra where the epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively aerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.[1] Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action[citation needed]. Most noticeably, the asphyxiating ammonia is produced by breakdown of urea. Some diseases alter the quantity and consistency of the urine, such as sugar as a consequence of diabetes.

And lets face it most other people don't enjoy you stinking of piss, even if you do... which I'm sure/hope you don't.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16632

Wullie wrote:

Then I get up & spaz about until the blood comes back.

I like the weird MNEUGH feeling after total lower leg numbness but just before pins and needles.

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 15:26

I see no problem with pooping and posting, as long as you wash your hands afterwards.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 15:27

I wash my hands after every post.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

WORST THREAD EVER.*

Apart from Gerald the hamster, natch.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38651

chinnyhill10 wrote:

WORST THREAD EVER.*

Apart from Gerald the hamster, natch.

I miss Gerald.

And Chinny.

StanOgdensForeskin · **Joined:** 22nd Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 89

chinnyhill10 wrote:

WORST THREAD EVER.*

Apart from Gerald the hamster, natch.

Worst as in good?

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

But where do you plug the PC in?

Zen-Chan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 326

If I'm going to have an extended visit to the loo at work I tend to browse the BBC Football pages or, alternatively, just randomly wikipedia old films/videogames/albums to learn odd stuff about them.

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 24, 2010 19:07

I am shitting as I type this.

Plissken · **Posted:** Sat Jul 24, 2010 20:12

Still there?

StanOgdensForeskin · **Joined:** 22nd Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 89

Scarysheep3000 wrote:

I am shitting as I type this.

I could tell.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38651

*opens window*

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