Be Excellent To Each Other

We perl nerds consider ourselves a cut above your average sweating nerd. More style, more panache, more charm.

Does a female ZZ Top covers band come with beards?

All women come, with beards. You can be sure of it.

*disagrees*

Don't knock it till you've grown one

Just 2 Euros.

I'd be more upset with the three exclamation marks, personally.

I find the !!! more annoying.

But, urg, Comic Sans

EDIT: Damn you, Dimmers.

Also, I'm pretty sure "Lemonade Stand" shouldn't have capital letters. Or "Company", for that matter.

Is it your place, Cras? If so, print one out moaning about the use of capitals. In Comic Sans, obv.

Is that an em-dash, and appropriate use of it?

At least they didn't spell thank you as all one word.

Yes, but it should have spaces around it.

I don't like the paper it's printed on.

Should have justified the text, too.

And the sellotape is incorrect.

Call that a door?!

That handle is ugly.

The aspect ratio of the image is rubbish - so common.
And I don't like the forum it's posted on.

Nah, pulled it off the internet. That link of yours was fucking brilliant.

It is an em-dash, but it's not debatably not appropriate. I (and various style guides) favour em dashes only to indicate when someone is interrupted in typed speech, and are not proceeded by a space.

Nice joining in there, Gaywood.

Has anyone got an short .avi file, or knows where to find them on the Internet? Just something like a clip from a film, no filth (sadly).

Fucking impossible to fucking find

If you can do torrents there just grab one of the small sample files that often accompany films.

.avi extension not allowed so I rar-ed it.

Anyone opening that is a braver man than I.

It's just the end credits to Drawn Together.

I liked Drawn Together.

Ta Dimmers.
I'm sure I've uploaded an .avi before.

If not, stand by for me to change it.

I have a 2 gig AVI here if you want me to upload it. Might take a while.

From an ackshewell contract:

"Upon the occurrence of the end of the world before full payment and performance of the Notes and Drafts, the Notes and Drafts, at the option of the Required Banks, will become immediately due and payable in full and may be enforced against the Company by any available terrestrial, extra terrestrial or spiritual procedure. For remedial purposes and for purposes of determining the relative equities of the parties, the Company, by virtue of its attorneys, will be deemed to be aligned with the forces of light, and the Banks and their attorneys will be deemed to be aligned with the forces of darkness, regardless of actual ultimate terrestrial, extra terrestrial or spiritual destinations of the Company or the Bank or any of their particular officers (including the Treasurer and the Vice President-Finance)."

Been to the dentist, received filling but no sticker for being a brave boy.

Is that because you cried like a girl?

Amusegg. That will surely not be allowed to remain in the contract? Contract is unfair contract.

I was my usual charming self when confronted with a woman about to do me serious harm.

have they specified where this should be logged so as to survive the event described herein?

I can find unverified citations of that contact clause going back to at least 2002. I'm gonna call bullshit on it.

I call bullshit entirely on the presence of two fullstops. There's no way a real lawyer would include them.

What's wrong with my car - at idle, revs often drop away to zero and stall.engine feels very stuttery.just today

Your (something mumble mumble) needs cleaning as it is blocked with carbon, get some REDEX in it.*


* disclaimer, I know nothing about cars, and am, slightly drunk.

Just starting out, or all the time?

For the first ten minutes on the way home. Its still getting close to stall when trying to pull away in first, though. Fine at idle at the moment, now.

Is it a Renault?

Nicole?

Papa?

Nicole?

Is Gmail down for everyone else?