Sad Keanu is Sad

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Meme explanation: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keanu-is-sad-sad-keanu

Basically a paparazzi took this picture of Keanu looking sad whilst eating a sandwich and people are 'shopping it into various unlikely poses.

Example: http://insooutso.tumblr.com/post/684039305/

Attachment:

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Transparent cutout for your own experimentation: http://morrowplanet.com/post/677537047

Mr Burrrrt · **Posted:** Fri Jun 11, 2010 14:35

How can anyone tell he's sad? Surely his face is incapable of displaying emotion.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Haha!

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jun 11, 2010 14:41

Awesome. Sad Keanu Bill looks like Dr G anyway.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Fri Jun 11, 2010 15:19

kalmar wrote:

Awesome. Sad Keanu Bill looks like Dr G anyway.

Cwmbranu Reeves?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Malabar Front wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Awesome. Sad Keanu Bill looks like Dr G anyway.

Cwmbranu Reeves?

Oh, bravo, sir.

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Jun 11, 2010 15:47

Whoa.

ChocoboOfDoom · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 279

Is it just me or is that shit? I'm beginning to hate memes, they're so incredibly lazy.

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

YOU'RE TWO WEEKS OLD BEHIND THE TIMES, BEEX1!!1

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Being up to date on meme trends is the new uncool. We're ahead of the curve.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Suck it on up to date

(source)

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Basically a paparazzi took...

Wasn't it a paparazzo?

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

(a) He doesn't even look sad

(b) What Chocobo said

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Tee hee. http://i.imgur.com/ceDw4.jpg

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

HAHAHHA

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Quote:

It was as though the world had suddenly awoken to the ideal espoused in Reeves's Bill and Ted movies: "Be excellent to each other."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/jun/13/keanu-reeves-outpouring-of-love

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:18

As one meme is born, another must die:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dge-cE_wLds

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jun 16, 2010 13:29

http://i.imgur.com/fHAjG.jpg

Heh.

itsallwater · **Posted:** Wed Jun 16, 2010 17:19

No wonder he's sad though:

Quote:

His father, Samuel Nowlin Reeves Jr., abandoned him and his mother when he was 3, and has never reconnected with him since. His mother, Patricia Bond, became a costume designer and showgirl who constantly remarried and divorced a string of 3 stepfathers for Keanu, and they were always moving. Because of that, he went to different high schools. He had a key interest in hockey (was MVP of his hockey team, named “The Wall”), but his dream of playing in the Olympics ended after an injury. Afterwards, he dropped out of high school to become an actor, thus starting his career. He never obtained a high school diploma.
Keanu has never married and avoids most relationships. In 1999, Reeves’ girlfriend Jennifer Syme gave birth to a daughter, Ava Archer Syme-Reeves, but she was stillborn. Two years later, Syme herself got into a fatal automobile accident. His close best friend, River Phoenix, died due to drug overdose one Halloween morning.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Jun 16, 2010 17:24

for poor old Keanu.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10173

Malabar Front wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/fHAjG.jpg

Quote:

His father, Samuel Nowlin Reeves Jr., abandoned him and his mother when he was 3, and has never reconnected with him since. His mother, Patricia Bond, became a costume designer and showgirl who constantly remarried and divorced a string of 3 stepfathers for Keanu, and they were always moving. Because of that, he went to different high schools. He had a key interest in hockey (was MVP of his hockey team, named “The Wall”), but his dream of playing in the Olympics ended after an injury. Afterwards, he dropped out of high school to become an actor, thus starting his career. He never obtained a high school diploma.
Keanu has never married and avoids most relationships. In 1999, Reeves’ girlfriend Jennifer Syme gave birth to a daughter, Ava Archer Syme-Reeves, but she was stillborn. Two years later, Syme herself got into a fatal automobile accident. His close best friend, River Phoenix, died due to drug overdose one Halloween morning.

Oh.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:42

His close best friend? As opposed to what?

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:56

So, apart from having a fuck load of money and a fantastic job/lifestyle... Keanu looks sad whilst eating sarnies.

Bless the poor little bugger! :luv:

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

Remind me never to become friends with Keanu.

captainuniverse · **Joined:** 17th Jun, 2010 **Posts:** 1

WhY does Keanu is sad? Does his wife divorced him? lol..... :hat:

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

captainuniverse wrote:

WhY does Keanu is sad? Does his wife divorced him? lol..... :hat:

It's because I made him pregnant.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:16

Nirejhenge wrote:

Remind me never to become friends with Keanu.

Or Jessica Fletcher.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:17

That's some subtle spam right there.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Grim... wrote:

That's some subtle spam right there.

I thought it was quite impressive. Do you think the guy is paid to trawl round websites looking for 'Keanu Is Sad' references to spam?

If so, how do I apply for such a position?

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:24

I'm presuming the link in his signature wasn't the BEEX store all along.. clever spam!

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:25

Odd, but not spam is it.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:30

kalmar wrote:

Odd, but not spam is it.

Maybe we've just ostracised new member?

No wonder we don't have many new people sign up...

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

The original link in his signature appeared to be for some weapons website selling brass knuckles. I didn't click as I'm at work, but that's what the URL suggested.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:33

Ah. No sigs on the mobile version. Good catch, other mods.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

kalmar wrote:

Good catch, other mods.

Well, I for one, won't stand for this mod abuse. Craster has totally changed time.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:57

/raises eyebrows

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Yep, I totally did.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:59

"And now, we're totally going to kill you!"

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:26

Craster wrote:

Yep, I totally did.

Fucking glory-hound. You didn't do shit.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Grim... wrote:

Craster wrote:

Yep, I totally did.

Fucking glory-hound. You didn't do shit.

OUR ADMIN DID MOD THINGS?!?!?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:34

I DEMAND TRANSPARENCY

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

FORUM SPLIT!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:53

RAGE QUIT

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:53

okay, I'm back

lasermink · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1883

IS IT DIMRIL? (Am I doing this right?)

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Not enough signal ITT.

So, Keanu's sad, innit.

Be Excellent To Each Other

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