Be Excellent To Each Other

Was just looking up the profile of the nutcase that called me a cheater on Xbox Live and decided to change some of my own profile.

I changed my motto and it says;



With the Motto box saying I need to "enter an appropriate motto"

The Motto?



WTF?

Maybe it doesn't like the word Buy.

Is it chip? as in to chip/mod something? Surely not?

Is "Chip Spice" the same as "salt"?

It's probably either "Buy", which could easily be advertising (it probably happens enough), or possibly "spic", at a stretch.

It appears to be Spice - probably for the reasons SA states.

Get yer chip spice here by the way.

What is it?

So yeah mainly salt. Just makes chips taste even more ace. I've had some tonight in fact from one of those very containers. I often forget that it's a very local thing - as are Patties.

Sounds like the 'red salt' that you get in kebab/burger shops in Preston.

Also: hanging is too good for you, Trousers.

Hang on. Americans don't even know what chips are. What's this all about?

E621 is MSG by the way. No wonder it makes the chips taste nice.

On a similar note, MS in their infinite belmingness decided you can't put "Scotland" as your location!?!

No chips? No Scotland? It's a conspiracy!

I may change my bio to Mr Kipling and see what happens.

Or Scunthorpe.

(I used to have Scunthorpe in one of the domain names of a place where I worked - the entire Scunthorpe office all had it in their email addresses. Imagine the fun with some spam filters and that eh?)

Ah, Scunny. I was about to hazard a guess at you being from Hull.

Mmm MSG.

I tried to enter my name in Split Second as I usually do. Gaylord M Focker. It refused. So I tried Farty breath. It refused. So I tried Penny Farthing. It refused.

Utterly stupid.

Try and get your hands on some of this.



It's spectacular on chips.

Ingredients:

* 1 tablespoon ground bay leaves
* 2 teaspoons celery salt
* 1-1/2 teaspoons dry mustard
* 1 teaspoon ground black pepper
* 1 teaspoon sweet or smoked paprika
* 1/2 teaspoon ground celery seeds
* 1/2 teaspoon ground white pepper
* 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
* 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
* 1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
* 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
* 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes

I like the Peri Peri salt Nando's offer.

!!!!

The one across from the Warehouse always used to use that

It accepts Feltcher Fister McHandjob though.*

*This may be a lie.

I knew a guy named Jasper who was always getting rejected by these things as his surname started with an M.

Jasper Motherfucker? I'm not surprised!