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Mr Burrrrt · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 14:58

Been lurking for a while after being recommended this site by Mark G. It does indeed seem to be true that everyone is on the whole excellent to each other, unlike some forums that I used to frequent and left due to being unable to endure the acceptance of some people expressing their highly dubious opinions and repulsive bigotry.

Anyway, I have a gas guzzler in the shape of a 1990 SAAB 900 Turbo, currently guzzling money for MOT repairs.

I am a Mac person. Although I have no interest whatsoever in what my computer looks like. They just work well and I like that as I use mine for my web/graphic design/audio recording & editing work. I'm currently running a fairly ancient dual processor 1GHz G4.

Currently playing mostly GRID (driver assists always off!), PES 2010 and BFBC 2 on XBox 360. Live ID: Nirbanana

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22361

Mr Burrrrt wrote:

Been lurking for a while after being recommended this site by Mark G. It does indeed seem to be true that everyone is on the whole excellent to each other, unlike some forums that I used to frequent and left due to being unable to endure the acceptance of some people expressing their highly dubious opinions and repulsive bigotry.

Piss off.

From one newby to another, hello.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Hi Burrrrt! Macs are rubbish and your car is old. Also northerners smell funny.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16602

*waves*

Hey Burt, welcome and I hope I didn't mislead you too much but there's some pretty repulsive opinions on here too, Mighty Boosh apologists and all sorts.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12326

WECLOME.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

markg wrote:

Hey Burt.

It is impossible to read that without doing the muppet voice in your head.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:07

Welcome, Burt. Nice tank.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:08

Greetings!

As is customary, the first drink is on the house. The whiskey is pretty good at the moment.

Mr Burrrrt · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:09

markg wrote:

*waves*

Hey Burt, welcome and I hope I didn't mislead you too much but there's some pretty repulsive opinions on here too, Mighty Boosh apologists and all sorts.

You told me I'd get a really warm welcome too. Even from people from south of Birmingham.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:12

Do you by any chance play the big bass fiddle, Mr Burrrrt?

It has to be the same geezer, Saab enthusiast with a Mac (Twist).

It's me!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14508

Craster wrote:

markg wrote:

Hey Burt.

It is impossible to read that without doing the muppet voice in your head.

<pedantic mode on>
Its Sesame street and *Bert*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_and_Ernie

</pedantic>

Welcome Mr Burrrrt

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Tell me you didn't do it in your head.

Cavey · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:16

Welcome aboard sir.

Mr Burrrrt · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:16

Zardoz wrote:

Do you by any chance play the big bass fiddle, Mr Burrrrt?

No, but here's a picture of me standing next to somebody who does. Yes it's me. Didn't know you were on here too!

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Hello.

PPC macs are still suprisingly ace. Accept for flash. But then that applies to most macs.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Mr Burrrrt wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Do you by any chance play the big bass fiddle, Mr Burrrrt?

No, but here's a picture of me standing next to somebody who does.

I think that's actually his way of asking for a reacharound.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22361

zaphod79 wrote:

Craster wrote:

markg wrote:

Hey Burt.

It is impossible to read that without doing the muppet voice in your head.

<pedantic mode on>
Its Sesame street and *Bert*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_and_Ernie

</pedantic>

Whoa whoa whoa, keep that pedantic clause open there mister!

Sesame Street is part of the muppet franchise and no mention was made of spelling.

</pedantic>

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:23

Mr Burrrrt wrote:

Didn't know you were on here too!

Yeah. I practically run the gaff.

So MarkG didn't even mention me?

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:26

Hi there. Get a Ma. oh. Get a 360.. oh.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:35

'lo. Is your Saab a high or low pressure turbo?

Are you getting an iPad?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:38

Zardoz wrote:

Mr Burrrrt wrote:

Didn't know you were on here too!

Yeah. I practically run the gaff.

Why do the profiles all say my name? Why can't we have a reply-all button on the PMs? Why don't we update the forum software? Why can't we all just go back to WoS?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Grim... wrote:

Why can't we have a reply-all button on the PMs?

GazChap has you covered.

Also, hello, n00b.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:42

Grim... wrote:

Why do the profiles all say my name?

For the LOLZ

Grim... wrote:

Why can't we have a reply-all button on the PMs?

In case I decide to charge you all £2 a month to be my friend and then you all plot against me.

Grim... wrote:

Why don't we update the forum software?

Better the devil you know.

Grim... wrote:

Why can't we all just go back to WoS?

Because all that's left there is a dry husk with us-shaped stains.

Mr Burrrrt · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:46

Grim... wrote:

'lo. Is your Saab a high or low pressure turbo?

Are you getting an iPad?

High pressure. It's a T16 Aero I think.

No, I won't be buying an iPad. I've got very little interest in any of Apple's other products.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Hello!

SisterCheeba · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 260

Hallo new chap :hat:

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 16:06

Hello Mr soundslikeyou'reblowingoff

Also hello Trooper, even though you fitted in very well and I didn't even realise you was a new person

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Ha! Look at the new guy there! Ha! *points*

Ooh, you've got bananas in your avatar. Yeah, I reckon you'll do.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22361

JohnCoffey wrote:

Hello Mr soundslikeyou'reblowingoff

Also hello Trooper, even though you fitted in very well and I didn't even realise you was a new person

Is that a compliment...

nickachu · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 16:28

Hello new person

myp · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 16:43

Hello Mr Burrrrrrrrrrrt (couldn't be arsed checking to see how many 'r's, so I chanced it).

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 16:46

You shallow bastard.

Mr Burrrrt · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 16:51

myoptikakaka wrote:

Hello Mr Burrrrrrrrrrrt (couldn't be arsed checking to see how many 'r's, so I chanced it).

There can never be too many. I just usually stick to 4 for convenience's sake.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 16:51

Welcome, myoptikaka! I hope you enjoy our little forum.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 16:52

Word up!

Everyone here is most excellent, and I'd have them around for dinner anytime.

Mr Burrrrt · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 16:56

JohnCoffey wrote:

Hello Mr soundslikeyou'reblowingoff

Surely that would be something more like prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

Agent Starling · **Joined:** 8th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 1701

Hello, new people or persons.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

MaliA wrote:

I'd have them around for dinner anytime.

7ish is good for me.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 19:33

7 dinners?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

What of it, Johnny 3 burgers?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 21:29

Nothing

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Hello fresh meat new person. Please tell us what you think of when you see these pictures or symbols. Word association. First word that comes into your head. This is not a sock puppet test honest:

:attitude:

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 22:23

Fuck me that's a bad case mod.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

I would be willing to call it the best case mod of all time if the docking bay had a sata port and the spaceship thingy was a sata drive caddy.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Since when did we start letting new people on?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

The latch is a bit funny, it sticks open sometimes.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4741

OH HAI

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

*narrows eyes*

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 23:06

Craster wrote:

I would be willing to call it the best case mod of all time if the docking bay had a sata port and the spaceship thingy was a sata drive caddy.

I'm quoting this for the belm thread.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 23:15

*SOUNDS THE IMMIGRANTS ALERT*

Be Excellent To Each Other

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