Be Excellent To Each Other

Who is at work?

Why, Sir - not I!

What's this 'work' you talk of?

I'm at work and we're having an Easter fun day including raffles, quizzes, prizes, competitions and such like.

I dare say this will be too much fun for some folk.

I'm at work. Not Friday or Monday, though.

A fortnight of 5% extra of the week per day weeks.

I'm going to Somerset House and then a music shop, with a lady who has breasts.

Same thing where I work too. I can either dress down or dress up in fancy dress. I've only got a grim reaper outfit though so I think I'll pass on that.

I've got my appraisal tomorrow. I should really fill my forms out.

I'll be at work, I didn't realise April Fools Day was considered a holiday in some of the more fool-laden parts of the country.

Still not going to work tomorrow. At this point, I'm going to call that a good thing.

I'm off tomorrow. I'm off on Monday too.

I was off yesterday, I'm in today and I'm off tomorrow and Monday. So yesterday kind of felt like a Sunday but now today feels like a Friday.

Have you bought me my egg yet?

I can lay you one if you like.

Don't fuck my egg!

i am glad i am not at work. Five day weekend ftw. Also, bleurgh. Did someone spike my drink?

Sadly, I am at work today, yet not tomorrow or Monday. Pity Lady Z, who is working today, tomorrow, Saturday, Sunday, Monday and then most of next week. Her company is opening a new office and are roping her into helping over the bank holiday weekend. Her work have at least got her a double-room in a hotel in Ipswich, so I've been asked if I want to join her. Considering she'll be working some shitty hours each day, leaving me to my own devices for most of the time, that does sound a bit crap, but I figure being locked in a hotel room with a laptop for company might actually get me to do some of the writing I've been planning for rather a long time now.

Why would people not be at work today?

You back together now, or is this a new one?

Back together. Long story. Suffice to say, I'd get bored if I didn't make my private life needlessly complex.

You need a spare Mrs Z for the inbetween times. Preferably one with a kryptonite-lined uterus, of course.

One Mrs Z is more than enough.

Of the nine members of our quiz team, only one of them had to go to work today.

Me.

So I spent most of last night being mocked by Grim..., Craster, Gaywood, Bobby, Riles and assorted others.

Ha ha!

Where do you quiz? I need to find a local decent pub quiz Mrs Squirt and I are the Kings ( and Queens ) of Quiz.

i am off work till next friday, from tomorrow!!

Once a month we do the Sounds Familiar Music Quiz (it's brilliant) at the Jerusalem Bar in Noho (just off Oxford Street). You're more than welcome to join us, as our team currently consists of me answering questions while everyone else just mucks about (and breaks a bench, eh Riles?).

I'm at work. I really, really wish I wasn't - we went out for curry last night, and I stayed out drinking with my boss and a couple of mates. I'm quite unwell.

Turns out it was a really, really good thing. Fell asleep on the night bus, and woke up a long way from home. Got in at a little after 6am. You know your evening's gone wrong when you start your journey home on a night bus, and finish it on a normal daytime bus.

What is it with all you boozy sleepers?

It was 5am!

Poof.

wtf?? How did that happen?

Eurgh. Forgot about this thread.

So, No food, much booze, broken bench and lost £200 in the Empire. Fuckshits.

So, who else went on for more drinking funs after I'd left?

Me, Grim..., Craster, Dr Dick and Ali. We got a cab to leicester square, hit the casino, and left at a time.

I'm not at work. I gave up trying to keep my eyes open and took the afternoon off.

Of course, now I'm coming to, but not enough that I'd rather have stayed in the office.

If it's the kind of music you know, I doubt I'd be an asset to the team.

I have a very rounded knowledge of music.

Examples of bands/artists I answered last night are as diverse as Ke$ha, Barnes&Barnes, The Psychadelic Furs and Guns 'n' Roses.

"It means spunk"