Be Excellent To Each Other

Good afternoon!

How about we use this thread to say good morning/afternoon/evening/night/day/show/gravy/golly etc to leave B&B free for other miscellany?

Good day!

Salutations!

Half way to weekend now!

tl:dr

Silly, fake rebellion.

Hello.

Mornin' all!

Sleep in?

Ah, the thread where the forum finally jumped the shark.

Nah, that was last weekend's 'special crossover episode'.

Is this the place where I jump in and say hello?

Hello.

Sure thing... unless you're a malicious sock puppet.

Or Jeremy Kyle.

Hello Trooper! How did you find the place?

I've known about you guys for a while, but never was bored enough to actually join, luckily today I am bored

As a slightly more in depth intro, i'm one of the "elite" gaming crew that populates uk.games.video.misc.

Yaaay!

In your face chinnyhill10!

Off for a while guys and gals, back in a bit <waves>

WEEEEE!




That was fun. AYYYYY!

Hello Trooper

OMG HI 2 U!

Hi guys ! *waves*

Can't move too good today my shoulder has ceased up. Bastard shoulder.

Feeling much better today though, hope you're having a great day

Oh and it's lovely and sunny. Amazing how a few rays of sunshine can totally change the mood.

Indeed, it looks very nice outside the office window, as I am stuck inside while they slowly harvest my soul.

Man.. that sounds like school in September.

Just as you went back after the 6 weeks off it was still lovely outside and I would sit staring out of the window hehe.

hello

Hello Trooper.

Have the customary welcome drink: today's special is whiskey on the rocks.

I haven't had a whisky in ages

Hi Trooper. I see from your signature that you play MW2? You will be happy here.

Indeed I do, it seems nothing else but at the moment...

BF:BC2 might change that tomorrow for a while.

Christ, it's the thread where stuff that isn't even good enough to go in BnB ends up.

1/10 (and the one is because a new member has posted in it)

Pah, this is the best thread ever.

(Seriously, it might serve a useful purpose as a non-threatening thread for new members, like Trooper. Ha!)

Hello Trooper!

Wotcha

Morning!

The schoolgirls on the bus practised a scene from Jesus Christ Superstar, did an Eastenders quiz then spent ten minutes telling each other that they were not fat.

Someone buy me a car, before I go Postal

Day off today..... but been up since 6 (chuffin body clock)...

My goodness my house looks tidy!!

Don't be a grump

Morning all. Car nicely icy this morning.

Stopped at Tesco to get stuff for lunch this week (and something for dinner - finally found chorizo grilling sausages again after months of searching) and bought two bags of cookies. Even after doing the rounds of an office full of fat old railwaymen I still had three left!

Isn't it almost mid-march? Shouldn't it be getting above freezing by now Bloody cold on the walk to the office this morning.

-3 this morning when i went out and didnt get above freezing on the way into work although it does look nice and sunny out there now.

Morning all. No doubt due to having to defrost the windshield again, I was delayed by a crucial 10 seconds. That meant that just as I approached the mountain, out of the final sidestreet before the climb exited the world's crappiest Seicento which then CRAWLED up, CRAWLED back down, CRAWLED through the fast bit and then CRAWLED all the way into fucking Cardiff and there was nothing I could do except glare angrily at these two idiots in their shitty car furiously wiping at the inside of the windows because they kept misting up because it was shit. Yes.

Morning *COUGH SPLUTTER GROAN*.

I feel really ill, but since I've got most of next week off for my 30th birthday celebrations (all day drinking on Paddy's day? Yes please!) I decided not to take the piss and call in sick. Luckily I have no direct supervision so I can skulk in my office for most of the day, not infecting anyone. Wish me luck!

*HACK GURGLE SPLUTTER*

Won't they have gone off by now?

They were labelled use by today, they were only baked yesterday, and the one remaining cookie was fine today.

Oh I see - I thought you had lost them down the back of your fridge or something.

Our IT system is broken. Again. Can't do any work. Hoorah!

It wasn't me.

In related news, our receptionist has just rang me and asked me to move her computer to the new building. People don't like you saying 'no', do they.

I of course, then explained that I am not a porter or a removals man. If she gets the equipment moved, I will gladly install it at the other end.

What a gentleman you are.

Is she not pretty?

God no.

Besides, I've been warned before for doing more than I should, so I'm working to rule for a few weeks to shake the lazy academics up. Balls to them

Then I endorse your ungentlemanly refusal to assist with heavy lifting.

I'm still drowsy.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not getting her to do it. If that were the only option, then I would certainly do it. It's just that we have a team of burly, shaven headed chaps that are paid the big bucks* to move shit around for us.

*Minimum Wage

Claim that you're forbidden to lift anything more than a paper clip because "heavy lifting" isn't in your work contract, and therefore the company wouldn't be insured if you hurt yourself and sued them.

Because that is probably true.

Good morning! Decided to follow a white van down the A470 today, and he didn't seem bothered by the speed limit going from 70 to 50 so I (obscured on legal advice -Ed.). And another white van kept pace.

Is now JUST warm enough that I a) don't need my undergloves in the morning and b) don't have my visor misting up.

*cough splutter HOIK! spit*

Morning. I'm a fool. I now suspect I have a full-on chest infection, but yet I'm still in work

*choke gurgle cough*