Be Excellent To Each Other

Me? I love 'em. Not everyone does though, of course.

I thought it might be a good idea for when a thread is about to disintegrate into a horrible punfest, we could post them in here instead. It'd make the people who hate puns happy, and we can sit here safe in the knowledge that we are FUNNIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

A good idea?

Who do you think you are, some kind of forum pundit?

I for one resent these heavy-handed attempts at establishing a cultural Year Zero on the forum...

My cat's breath smells of cat food.

I used to love shit puns, but 18 months with my current flatmate has put paid to all that.

Oh, er, Hot Cross Bums or something.

Grim wants a real doll.

I notice that Davydd Grimm had a touch of Noel about the left shoulder in his Rock Band guitar video...

If I can't pun freely like God intended, you can get to fuck.

Also, is this the only thread Pun-dy would be allowed to post in?

This is disgraceful.

*cancels sub*

Elaborate?

He lives with Tim Vine.

I heard that, too.

I would imagine that he got pissed off at being answered with a shitty pun whenever he said something to his flatmate, whether it was a question or a statement.

One of my colleagues got similarly pissed off with me at one point for exactly the same reason, but I think she was just having a bad day.

I think I managed to drive an ex-housemate insane with my punny goodness.

We used to have a laugh cracking increasingly desperate puns - I remember a visit to Greenwich when we walked past the Cutty Sark provided about 10 minutes worth 'If you continue with these puns, I'll give you a clipper round the air' 'no need to be Sark-astic', 'what a cutty-ing rem-Ark' etc. But my flatmate isn't the wittiest bloke alive, and now watching TV with him is agony. We had a mate staying over with us once and one evening while I was out, he actually had to go to bed early because he was so exhausted.

Yes, I tend to carry on until everyone wishes I was being tenuous again and not just plain crap.

Yes I usually wait until threatened with punishment.

I quite fancy some strawberries - anyone else like a punnet?

I notice your post count is 1992, Myp. The year you stopped wearing nappies

I honestly don't remember saying that.

Well njow it says he was still wearing nappies in 1998.

I had a genius idea for 'Slob nappies' years ago, basically man sized nappies for people who can't be fucked with getting off the settee to use the bog every 2 hours or so. Also those plastic bibs with scoops on the bottom designed to catch food would also be excellent for catching fag ash.

Yeah there's no indication he ever stopped.

Look dude, just come clean with your adult baby fetish.

You go to the bog every two hours? I know that my toilet habits are freaky, but... Two hours?

Well if you're sat there wearing a slob nappy and a slob bib, it's a fair bet you're doing a bit of drinking too.

You thought I meant the other didn't you? Worry not, Slob Nappies can take up to three stools before changing is required.

Hot CUS puns.

If you're claiming that, I'm having Hot Cross Joans.

I'm taking a Dimrill view of these BeeX member-related puns.

Oh, it's all just Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi with you...

Steve.

Well those were Duds.

(If no-one else is going to.... *Sobs*)

This thread has got rather Grim...

Don't CUS me, man.

I've just done a Squirt in my Trousers.

That's not your Squirt, Jasmine....

(Oooh that was bad)

I think this is all rather crass, tern't you?

Godd, ess this ever going to end?

I don't see why you're getting disgruncled about it.

I think you're all being a bit dim. Really.

Whatever, Richard Gaywood.

This thread has descended into farce; I do think I've taken it on the chinnyhill10.

Farce? Pah! You're all just putty in my hands. Soft, maliable putty.
I do apologise.

These puns are becoming too bizzar.doz anybody have anything sane to add?

Nope, it's all a MrD to me.

Merde!

I'm going to perform surgery on myself and make an indian dish from the leftovers, I'm thinking of calling it a Myoptika.

It's not that, you're just a little myopic. Ta.

*applauds*