Be Excellent To Each Other

The Matrix came out: 11 years ago.

Marathon changed to Snickers: 20 years ago.

Appetite For Destruction came out: 23 years ago.

Labour got into power: 13 years ago.

Xbox 360 was released: 5 years ago.

2009 ended: 12 days ago.

I'm not even reading this. Pressing back now.

I was born: 22 years ago.

That's longer ago than everybody thought

360s are 5 years old??? Where's my 720 dammit!

Ghostbusters: 26 years ago
IE6: 8 years ago

Windows XP: 8 years ago!

Doctor Who ended 20 years ago.

The CPC is 26 years old this April.

Last issue of Amiga Power came out 13 years ago.

The 1990s started 20 years ago.

I have been legally allowed to have sex for 14 years.

Men in Black: 13 years ago

Michael Jackson died 14 years ago.

Zardoz's Last Avatar: 12 days ago!

You may have been legal, but I was still 10 then, you insensitive prick.

That's not as long as I'd have thought, to be honest.

You know, I stuck with my 'Space invader from Bubble Bobble' avatar for yeeeears, spanning 2 forums. And then I went potty!

Neither I. I'm sure it had a 2001 copyright notice while it was loading.

Get with the times or face a Chinny SLAP !

Fucking Ada. Talk about your all time FAIL. Right, let's try that again.

Jesus was born: 2010 years ago.
















Not really, lolz.

Wasn't it around Autumn 2001 that it came out?


EDIT: XP, not Jesus

Actually, yes. XP was released

according to Wiki Wiki Wild Wild West.

I got married on Dec 1st 2001. It seems like forever ago thank god.

When loading up NFSU2 the other night I actually had to rub my eyes to make sure I wasn't seeing things when I noticed it was made in 2004.

The keyboard and mouse that I use at home: 7 Years old.

My HP opitical is that old. 90% of the silver finish has worn off to reveal the clear stuff underneath (the top is painted silver bottom is clear) but it still works as well as the day I got it.

FUCK. OFF.

For some reason that's the fact that's most likely to send me into the corner of the room, hugging my knees and rocking gently.

its still not 9 years old though is it?

Last update on Dimrills homepage: 05 October 2009

Years that have passed since Dimrill promised on Mr Daves life that he would do a birthday picture for markg: 2

Days ago since I reminded Grim... about that £30: 7

Mine's an Intellimouse and boggo Microsoft white keyboard. Best peripherals I ever bought

*scrunches forehead*






Wait.















Oh yeah! Continue on.

Stop it. Stop it now.

This thread has already made me depression eat chocolate and drink a bottle of coke, and have a cigarette whilst bemoaning my impending mortality. Ok, not the fags. But thats going to be on the agenda soon if you dont stop.

I have £30 in an envelope on my desk next to me. It's got your name and address and a stamp on.
Then you started talking about Red Dwarf, didn't you?

I finished school: 11 years ago
The Secret of Monkey Island was first released: 21 years ago
Bournemouth beat Lincoln 5-2 in the Division 3 Play-off Final: 7 years ago
I first met up with some of you lot: 18 months ago

I joined Beex: 1 year and 199 days ago

Seems longer.

Roland Rat.

It was my childhood nickname due to my buck teeth. It was, however, awesometastic. The other night I sat and thought about the time they went to Kouloon (sic) in Hong Kong in Rat on the road and remembered that silly song.



And then I remembered the manky old boat called Resplendant Dawn and then I remembered the time that we went for a holiday on the IOW and found a manky old boat we nicknamed RD before pelting it with that horrid smelling black sand stuff you find at low tide.

Ahh, the memories.

I think JC just got mugged on Memory Lane.

...

Roland's got a date at the end. Blind man.

80's.

Lots of years ago, too many.

I also miss Super Chicken (the cartoon on before WAC). I would say I miss the Pacman cartoon but I have both seasons on DVD. Excellence.

Damn right.

27 years ago. However, he had a single out in 2008.

I did. In my defense though, I do like Bayonetta, Tractors and Holly Willoughby.

Shit.

Yeah, that's shit.

Saw Holly on that dancing on ice thing over the weekend, and the big hair she's got at the moment makes her look like a transvestite wearing a very bad wig.

She's not looking her best at the mo, no.

Still holding onto your King of Wrong title for 2010.

FALSE.
She looked superb on the Friday show, and on All Star Mr & Mrs (when I got into a lot of trouble for knowing that Holly's baby weighed 7lbs 4oz when it was born, and not having a clue how heavy the Grimlet was).
The hair and dress on Sunday didn't work at all, though.