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God · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 17

HELLO

I LIKE YOU GUYS
BUT YOU GUYS NEED KEEPING ON TRACK
SO I WILL BE KEEPING YOU ON TRACK

SHIT UP SOME TOPIC BASED THREAD WITH NONSENSE POSTS
I WILL BE THERE

SOMEONE WANT SOME ADVICE
YOU GET THAT PROBLEM SORTED BEFORE YOU DICK ABOUT OR I WILL BE THERE

OBSESS ABOUT PAST EVENTS
I WILL KICK THE FUCK OFF

I FAVOUR YOU LIKE I USED TO FAVOUR THE JEWS
AND YOU ARE GOING ON A JOURNEY TO EXCELLENCE
AND I WILL GUIDE YOU

CARRY ON

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:58

I don't believe in you.

Derek Joists · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 19:00

I don't believe in Dimrill.

God · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 17

SEE SHIT LIKE THIS IS FINE IN THIS THREAD AS IT IS UNDERSTOOD TO BE ALLOWED

Dimrill wrote:

I don't believe in you.

GOOD
SOME INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
KEEP IT UP

LaceSensor · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3137

fuck off, cunt.

God · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 17

LaceSensor wrote:

fuck off, cunt.

IN THE NEXT ELECTION YOU WILL MAKE ME A MOD
FOR YOU NEED AN ANONYMOUS MOD

AND FOR YOU ARE AWESOME LACESENSOR

AND YOU WILL LOVE ME

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

God wrote:

I FAVOUR YOU LIKE I USED TO FAVOUR THE JEWS

You are going to send us to a special holiday camp just for BETEO members?

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

If we all quietly ignore him, he'll eventually go away.

It worked for the French, right?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 19:21

I only take orders from Odin or Sauron, so get to fucking fuck.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

I was going to re-register as Satan but I cant be arsed.

God · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 17

I CAN'T CONVINCE YOU I AM A GOOD IDEA
I MAY NOT BE A GOOD IDEA
I MAY BE A TERRIBLE IDEA
BUT I MAY BE A GOOD IDEA
UNTIL THEN I WILL ONLY POST IF NEEDED - NOT LIKE THE SILLY TWEE POSTS I'VE MADE TO DATE
IN MY QUEST TO CONVINCE YOU I SHOULD BE A MOD
LOVE YOU

ANNOUNCEMENT OVER

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

You're a concept. By which we measure... our paa-in.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 19:33

Turn into a vampire and flee Tol Sirion or I won't listen to you.

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

God is a cuntcept.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26062

God wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

I don't believe in you.

GOOD
SOME INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
KEEP IT UP

This is the best thing I have read in a long, long time. My first proper smile in a few days.

Thankyou, God.

Richard Dawkins · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 4

God wrote:

CARRY ON

You suck.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Richard Dawkins wrote:

God wrote:

CARRY ON

You suck.

How's Romana 2?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

As an agnostic I can't say for certain whether I have read this thread or not. Therefore I'm not sure I'm typing a reply, either.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26062

God · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 17

Richard Dawkins wrote:

God wrote:

CARRY ON

You suck.

I AM NOT AN IDIOT DAWKINS
YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH A DOCTOR'S COMPANION
MY CHICK WAS STILL A VIRGIN WHEN SHE LEFT ME FOR A CARPENTER
I CHOOSE MY BATTLES
I CHOOSE BATTLES I CAN WIN

BUT SERIOUSLY I AM SELF ELECTED TONE MOD NOW

WHERE IS THAT BLOODY WEBSITE FRONT END
WE NEED THIS
THE GUY WORKING ON IT
YOU SHOULD THANK HIM MORE
IT IS EXCELLENT OF HIM

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

God wrote:

MY CHICK WAS STILL A VIRGIN WHEN I HAD FINISHED WITH HER

You need to work on your bragging, fella.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Speaking as a solopcist, none of you exist, so all of this is a very creative outlet of my own brain. Well done me.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Ah. So it's actually you correcting yourself when I say it's "solipsist", by the way.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I never knew I was such an annoying spelling and grammar pedant. Bad me.

God · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 17

Craster wrote:

God wrote:

MY CHICK WAS STILL A VIRGIN WHEN I HAD FINISHED WITH HER

You need to work on your bragging, fella.

YOU INTERPRET ME WRONGLY CRASTER
MY MEANING WAS THAT I WILL NOT DEBATE DAWKINS AS HE WILL WIN
AS HE HAS PULLED A DOCTORS COMPANION

THIS MISUNDERSTANDING IS ALMOST AS LARGE AS THAT WHOLE TRANSUBSTANTIATION CRAP
I TOLD JESUS TO ENUNCIATE AND GET IT STRAIGHT FOR THEM PRIMITIVES
BUT THE KID FUCKING MUMBLES
JESUS CHRIST

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I never knew I was such an annoying spelling and grammar pedant. Bad me.

You have an annoying sub-conscious, don't you?

BTW - have you fixed that website that had your Terms and Conditions on? Drop me a PM with the address if it's up and running and you still need it peeked at.

Richard Dawkins · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 4

God wrote:

MY MEANING WAS THAT I WILL NOT DEBATE DAWKINS AS HE WILL WIN

That's so going on my blog.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Damn, I wish I had thought to make the Dicky Dawkins account. Kudos.

EDIT: Actually I should just appear offline whenever it is on - then people might think it is me. :ninja:

Derren Brown · **Joined:** 16th May, 2008 **Posts:** 17

Lave wrote:

Damn, I wish I had thought to make the Dicky Dawkins account. Kudos.

I told him to do it.

I knew you'd all be having this discussion with your imaginary God today.

Adam · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3

OI!

I can't believe you made me a girlfriend out my own rib and expected it to work out. You cunt.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 21:24

This could get rather tiresome.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 21:25

Yeah, I suggest you ignore this thread, Dave...

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

"could"?

Derek Joists · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 21:35

Damn cliquey mythological beings.

God · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 17

Mr Dave wrote:

This could get rather tiresome.

AGREED

I AM NOW RUNNING MY CAMPAIGN FOR MOD STATUS

FOR OCTOBER

EXPECT EXCELLENCE

lensman · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11

This is the most interesting thing that has happened to this board.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

lensman wrote:

This is the most interesting thing that has happened to this board.

Do you mean the religious invasion, or you joining?

NervousPete · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 0:22

God wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

This could get rather tiresome.

AGREED

I AM NOW RUNNING MY CAMPAIGN FOR MOD STATUS

FOR OCTOBER

EXPECT EXCELLENCE

Hmm, I remember that pledge, God. (I'm older than I look. I remember things. I remember things from the dawn of time. Hope you can guess my name.)

You said to us, and I quote:

"I AM NOW CREATING EARTH AND HUMANITY.

IN SEVEN DAYS.

EXPECT EXCELLENCE."

Ironic that me and my mates were all worried about too much excellence at the time, eh? Amazing how you failed to deliver. In summary, don't vote for God. How excellent can someone be who created you to be wholly flawed and prone to corruption and self destruction? He will be only nebulous and vague about the benefits of his reign. Others offer more concrete and tangible benefits in your lifetime.

I now return to Nervous Pete the power of control over his body, because I love you all.

LaceSensor · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3137

This thread is AIDS.

God · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 17

LaceSensor wrote:

This thread is AIDS.

WHEN YOU FIND A THREAD OBJECTIONABLE THE BEST RESPONSE IS TO LEAVE IT ALONE AND LET IT DIE.

(SORRY YOU HATE IT THOUGH)

NervousPete · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:56

Retaking control of Nervous Pete...

I am with God on this, LaceSensor.

No. Wait. I'm supposed to rebel. Damn.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:23

nervouspete wrote:

I am with God on

this, LaceSensor.No. Wait. I'm

supposed to rebel. Damn.

Haiku'd it as best i could for you.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:45

Dude, it's GOD. Shit, I thought he was dead!

LaceSensor · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3137

God wrote:

LaceSensor wrote:

This thread is AIDS.

WHEN YOU FIND A THREAD OBJECTIONABLE THE BEST RESPONSE IS TO LEAVE IT ALONE AND LET IT DIE.

(SORRY YOU HATE IT THOUGH)

Its pretty obvious that you wouldnt allow it to just die, so I'd rather just cuss you.

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

I object.

Adam · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3

LaceSensor wrote:

This thread is AIDS.

You're telling me - a rib, ffs.

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