BETEO 2010 Celebrity Deathlist akimbo death death pew pew

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2009 14:43

Well done to the Pantene Pro-V Mi-Go for winning 2009's death roulette. *grumblegrumble*

Ghoulish as it may be, please do join us as we choose the celebrities that we think will begin pushing up some daisies in 2010.

THE RULES:
1! Ye mayest choose 8 (eight) elder statesmen or women, and 2 (two) younger wildcards who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2010.
2! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
3! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 40 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 40.
4! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself.
5! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
6! Ye hast until MONDAY 18TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
7! If a candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
8! No funny stuff.

I shall endeavour to keep this first post updated with your choices, and to that end please help me out by formatting your posts like what I done down there. It'd also help if you'd alert us to any bucket kicking of said suspects within this thread. Deadheads shall be identified with... *crash of thunder*... red ink of death. So without further ado, here be mine choices.
*score board rotates*

Dimrill's Death Diner Dash
1. Michael Foot
2. Ronnie Biggs
3. Peter Sallis
4. Norman Wisdom
5. George Bush Snr.
6. Seve Ballesteros
7. Kirk Douglas
8. Zsa Zsa Gabor
THE WILDING CARDS!
9. Amy Winehouse.
10.Pete Docherty

Malc74
1. Peter O'Sullevan
2. Murray Walker
3. Clive Dunn
4. Angela Lansbury
5. Burt Bacharach
6. Harry Carpenter
7. Doris Day
8. Keith Richards
THE WILDCARDS!
9. Joaquin Phoenix
10. Amy Winehouse

Meaty Perky Angles
1. Dick Van Dyke
2. Peter Falk
3. Leslie Nielsen
4. The Bride of Satan (Maggie Thatcher)
5. Jack Nicholson
6. Clint Eastwood
7. Honor Blackman
8. James Earl Jones
THE WILDING CARDS!
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Kerry Katona

EoE's AoE Attack
1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Bruce Forsyth
3. Eric Sykes
4. Elizabeth Taylor
5. Clint Eastwood
6. Steve Jobs
7. Bernard Madoff
8. Stephen Hawking
THE WILDIND CARDS!
9. Katie "Jordan" Price
10. Peaches Geldof

DEATH OCTOPUS
1. Mick Hucknell
2. The Thatcher
3. Joan Collins
4. Henry Cooper
5. Norman Wisdom
6. Rolf Harris (I'll cry)
7. Lance Henriksen
8. Prince Phillip
THE WILDIND CARDS!
9. Colin Farrell
10. Ricky Hatton

Groim...
1. Fats Domino
2. Liz Smith
3. Steve Jobs
4. Dame Vera Lynn
5. Richard Attenborough
6. Ravi Shankar
7. Claude Choules
8. Susan Boyle
CARDS MOST WILD
9. Kerry Katona
10. Maddie

Mrak's Brak of Death
1. Chuck Berry
2. Ringo Starr
3. Bernard Cribbins
4. Patrick Stewart
5. Lee Meriwether
6. Whoopi Goldberg
7. Norma Major
8. Sharon Osbourne
Wildcards
9. Chyna
10. Matt Smith

Lord (OF DEATH) Rixondale
1. Mrs Thatcher
2. Bobby Charlton
3. The Pope
4. Vera Lynn
5. Ronnie Wood
6. Sir Christopher Lee
7. Nelson Mandela
8. Osama Bin Laden
Wildcards
Kerry Katona
Jeff Hardy

devil(LIKE THE DEVIL IN HELL!)man
1. Kirk Douglas
2. Tony Curtis
3. Marianne Faithfull
4. Ernest Borgnine
5. Nancy Reagan
6. Prince Philip
7. Yoko Ono
8, Angela Lansbury
Wildcards
9. Tiger Woods
10. Paris Hilton

Plissdeathdeadken
1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Patrick Moore
3. Norman Wisdom
4. Ernest Borgnine
5. Fidel Castro
6. Clive Dunn
7. Lauren Bacall
8. Muhammed Ali
Wildcards
Britney Spears
Tara Palmer Tomkinson

El Muerte
1. Peter O'Toole
2. Fucking Thatcher
3. Patrick Moore
4. Denis Healey
5. Fidel Castro
6. Shirley Williams
7. Chuck Berry
8. Stephen Hawking
THE WILDCARDS!
9. Peter Doherty
10. Lil' Kim

Nervous (ABOUT DEATH!) Pete
1: Kelsey Grammer
2: Norman Tebbit
3: Liz Smith
4: George H W Bush
5: Kim Jong-il
6: Peter Sallis
7: Hamid Karzai
8: Margaret Thatcher
Wildcards:
9: Kerry Katona
10: Lindsay Lohan

Kern... AL DEATH!
1. Prince Phillip
2. Bruce Forsythe
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Tony Benn
5. Nicholas Parsons
6. Colonel Gaddafi
7. Fidel Castro
8. George HW Bush
Untimelies
9. Amy Winehouse
10. Lady Gaga

The Rev (LIKE WHAT WOULD CONDUCT A FUNERAL OR SOMETHING!) Owen
1. Maggie Thatcher
2. George Bush Snr.
3. Richard Attenborough
4. David Attenborough
5. Christopher Lee
6. George Lucas
7. Tom Baker
8. Mick Jagger
Wildcards!
9. Lewis Hamilton
10. Mos Def

Mr Chris's Death List O' Fun '10
1: Margaret Thatcher
2: The Queen
3: Elizabeth Taylor
4: George Hamilton
5: Joan Rivers
6: Roger Moore
7: Ronnie Biggs
8: Fidel Castro
Young n Reckless Wildcards
9: Katie Holmes
10: Andy Murray

DavPaz(ZED AWAY)'s Surprisingly old Hitlist
1. Robert Downey Junior
2. Bruce Willis
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. Jeffrey from Rainbow
5. Barack Obama
6. Keanu Reeves
7. George Foreman
8. Tony Balir
These cards be WILD!
Mischa Barton
Wayne Rooney[/b]

I CAN'T READ THE RULES Zardoz
Dick Van Dyke
Thatcher
Judy Finnegan
Lemmy
The Queen
Delia Smith
David Dickinson
Philip Schofield
Wild Cards
Jedward

nikachu DEATH BY FLU
1 Maggie Thatch
2 The queen
3 Brucie
4 Obama
5 Kim jong Ill
6 Christopher Biggins
7 Stephen Hawking
8 Stevie Wonder
Wilds
Craig David
Pete Doherty

Malc74 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2009 15:00

I've been thinking about this for a bit, so I might as well chuck my list in now, because otherwise I'll just change my mind ninety two times over the next couple of weeks.
I think it's going to be a bad year for retired sports commentators...

THE LIST!
1. Peter O'Sullevan
2. Murray Walker
3. Clive Dunn
4. Angela Lansbury
5. Burt Bacharach
6. Harry Carpenter
7. Doris Day
8. Keith Richards
THE WILDCARDS!
9. Joaquin Phoenix
10. Amy Winehouse

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2009 15:04

1. Dick Van Dyke
2. Peter Falk
3. Leslie Nielsen
4. The Bride of Satan (Maggie Thatcher)
5. Jack Nicholson
6. Clint Eastwood
7. Honor Blackman
8. James Earl Jones
THE WILDING CARDS!
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Kerry Katona

End of an Era · **Joined:** 25th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 1041

1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Bruce Forsyth
3. Eric Sykes
4. Elizabeth Taylor
5. Clint Eastwood
6. Steve Jobs
7. Bernard Madoff
8. Stephen Hawking
THE WILDIND CARDS!
9. Katie "Jordan" Price
10. Peaches Geldof

(9 & 10 are more wishful thinking

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Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2073

1. Mick Hucknell
2. The Thatcher
3. Joan Collins
4. Henry Cooper
5. Norman Wisdom
6. Rolf Harris (I'll cry)
7. Lance Henriksen
8. John Hartson (note: I hope this doesn't happen)
THE WILDIND CARDS!
9. Colin Farrell
10. Ricky Hatton

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2009 15:57

EEEEHHH! EHHHH! Mick Hucknell is 49.

Oh you editing likkle poo.

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2073

Dimrill wrote:

EEEEHHH! EHHHH! Mick Hucknell is 49.

Oh you editing likkle poo.

ninjahhhhhh!!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2009 16:50

GOING DOWN
1. Fats Domino
2. Liz Smith
3. Steve Jobs
4. Dame Vera Lynn
5. Richard Attenborough
6. Ravi Shankar
7. Claude Choules
8. Susan Boyle
CARDS MOST WILD
9. Kerry Katona
10. Maddie

RBR2 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2009 17:01

Lord Rixondale · **Joined:** 10th Mar, 2009 **Posts:** 343

People wot I think will die this year...

1. Mrs Thatcher (If it's possible. I think she's a zombie.)
2. Bobby Charlton
3. The Pope
4. Vera Lynn
5. Ronnie Wood
6. Sir Christopher Lee (hopefully not)
7. Nelson Mandela (also hopefully not)
8. Osama Bin Laden (I wouldn't miss this fella too much though.)

Wildcards

Kerry Katona
Jeff Hardy

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2009 17:45

Lord Rixondale wrote:

8. Osama Bin Laden (I wouldn't miss this fella too much though.)

Oh, I would! I mean, if he wasn't already dead that is.

Lord Rixondale · **Joined:** 10th Mar, 2009 **Posts:** 343

kalmar wrote:

Lord Rixondale wrote:

8. Osama Bin Laden (I wouldn't miss this fella too much though.)

Oh, I would! I mean, if he wasn't already dead that is.

Is he actually dead then? I have no idea. I guess we may never find out. Bit of a stupid choice for a deathlist really...

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2009 18:18

List O'Doom

1. Kirk Douglas
2. Tony Curtis
3. Marianne Faithfull
4. Ernest Borgnine
5. Nancy Reagan
6. Prince Philip
7. Yoko Ono
8, Angela Lansbury
Wildcards
9. Tiger Woods
10. Paris Hilton

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

End of an Era wrote:

5. Clint Eastwood

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2009 20:33

RuySan wrote:

End of an Era wrote:

5. Clint Eastwood

What? I put him down too. I don't especially want anyone on my list to die (except Margaret Thatcher) but that won't change the fact that they might (and eventually, will).

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jan 01, 2010 14:15

And away we go..
John Cushnie to be pushing up the daisies. (No, I've not heard of him either)

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 01, 2010 14:56

I've heard of him. I can't say I like Gardeners Question Time but as it's on constantly you can't really avoid it, and occasionally it was quite funny - Cushnie was one of the more witty presenters.

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Jan 01, 2010 18:23

1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Patrick Moore
3. Norman Wisdom
4. Ernest Borgnine
5. Fidel Castro
6. Clive Dunn
7. Lauren Bacall
8. Muhammed Ali

Wildcards

Britney Spears
Tara Palmer Tomkinson

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Fri Jan 01, 2010 18:57

I call Maths Fail.

Morte · **Posted:** Sun Jan 03, 2010 18:19

1. Peter O'Toole
2. Fucking Thatcher
3. Patrick Moore
4. Denis Healey
5. Fidel Castro (yes I stole it off Plisskin)
6. Shirley Williams
7. Chuck Berry
8. Stephen Hawking

THE WILDCARDS!
9. Peter Doherty
10. Lil' Kim

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Jan 03, 2010 18:22

I'll get to updating my first post with lists when I can be bothered. Haven't been well for the last 3 days. *coughs*

NervousPete · **Posted:** Sun Jan 03, 2010 19:05

1: Kelsey Grammer
2: Norman Tebbit (through shock of Margaret Thatcher death)
3: Liz Smith (Great actress of Royle Family, Charley & the Chocolate Family fame)
4: George H W Bush
5: Kim Jong-il (Though he might have died in 2003 and have been replaced by a Stand-In for the last seven years. In which case the stand-in.)
6: Peter Sallis
7: Hamid Karzai
8: Margaret Thatcher (through shock of Norman Tebbit death)

Wildcards:

9: Kerry Katona (Please Lord no, can't go through the Jade thing all over again)
10: Lindsay Lohan

myp · **Posted:** Sun Jan 03, 2010 19:11

Bluce_Ree wrote:

1. Mick Hucknell
2. The Thatcher
3. Joan Collins
4. Henry Cooper
5. Norman Wisdom
6. Rolf Harris (I'll cry)
7. Lance Henriksen
8. John Hartson (note: I hope this doesn't happen)
THE WILDIND CARDS!
9. Colin Farrell
10. Ricky Hatton

John Hartson's not old enough. He's only in his 30s.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Jan 03, 2010 19:20

the man has a point. DEFEND THYSELF!

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2073

John Hartson is 79 in footballer years.

The rules do say elder statesmen though so if I need to change it I'll go with Prince Phillip. I don't mind if he dies as much.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jan 04, 2010 17:23

Updated list and I have made an EXECUTOR DECISION regarding Hartson.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jan 04, 2010 17:26

As a golly aside *chortle* let's have a look *guffaw* at who's already popped their respective clogs *snort*.

Wiki wiki wild wild west wrote:

Jan 4

* Johan Ferrier, 99, Surinamese politician, President of Suriname (1975–1980). [1]
* Giorgos Kambanelis, 80, Greek actor. [2] (Greek)

Jan 3

* Gustavo Becerra-Schmidt, 84, Chilean composer, lung cancer. [3] (Spanish)
* Gianni Bonichon, 65, Italian bobsledder, Olympic silver medalist. [4] (Italian)
* Bill Gleason, 87, American sports journalist (Chicago Sun-Times, Sportswriters on TV), Parkinson's disease. [5]
* Roberto Roney, 70, Brazilian comedian, lung cancer. [6] (Portuguese)

Jan 2

* Michael Dwyer, 58, Irish film critic (The Irish Times), after short illness. [7]
* Deborah Howell, 68, American journalist, Washington Post ombudsman, car accident. [8]
* Augustine Paul, 65, Malaysian Federal Court judge, after chronic illness. [9]
* Tibet, 78, French comics artist and writer. [10] (French)
* Yiannis Voultepsis, 87, Greek journalist. [11] (Greek)

Jan 1

* Jean Carroll, 98, American comedian (The Ed Sullivan Show). [12]
* Periyasamy Chandrasekaran, 52, Sri Lankan politician, Member of Parliament, after short illness. [13]
* Lhasa de Sela, 37, American-born Mexican singer, breast cancer. [14] (French)
* Alfredo Mario Espósito Castro, 82, Argentinian Roman Catholic Bishop of Zárate-Campana (1976–1991). [15]
* Richard Kindleberger, 67, American newspaper reporter (The Boston Globe), brain tumor. [16]
* Tetsuo Narikawa, 65, Japanese actor (Spectreman) and karate instructor. [17] (Japanese)
* Mohamed Rahmat, 71, Malaysian politician, Information Minister (1978–1982, 1987–1999). [18]
* Faisal Bin Shamlan, 75, Yemeni politician, presidential candidate (2006), cancer. [19]
* Billy Arjan Singh, 92, Indian author. [20]
* Gregory Slay, 40, American rock drummer (Remy Zero), cystic fibrosis. [21]
* Freya von Moltke, 98, German World War II resistance fighter. [22]
* John Shelton Wilder, 88, American politician, Lieutenant Governor of Tennessee (1971–2007), stroke. [23]

Runcle · **Posted:** Mon Jan 04, 2010 17:28

Oh I guess we were too late to save tibet?

Plissken · **Posted:** Mon Jan 04, 2010 17:39

Quote:

Alfredo Mario Espósito Castro, 82, Argentinian Roman Catholic Bishop of Zárate-Campana (1976–1991)

Tcha. Quite frankly, I'm kicking myself.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Jan 04, 2010 17:54

1. Prince Phillip
2. Bruce Forsythe
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Tony Benn
5. Nicholas Parsons
6. Colonel Gaddafi
7. Fidel Castro
8. George HW Bush

Untimelies

9. Amy Winehouse
10. Lady Gaga

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Mon Jan 04, 2010 18:01

The First Eight Old(ish) Celebrities I Thought Of And Then The First Two Young 'Uns

1. Maggie Thatcher
2. George Bush Snr.
3. Richard Attenborough
4. David Attenborough
5. Christopher Lee
6. George Lucas
7. Tom Baker
8. Mick Jagger
9. Lewis Hamilton
10. Mos Def

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

[SNIP]

This is largely the same as last year. It's like lottery numbers - if you change it and they come up, you'll be well gutted.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Obama's 48.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Obama's 48.

That's young these days, guy!

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:46

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Craster wrote:

Obama's 48.

That's young these days, guy!

The rules say the wildcards have to be under 40. I'm annoyed I'm not allowed Michael Schumacher.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

DavPaz's Surprisingly old Hitlist
1. Robert Downey Junior
2. Bruce Willis
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. Jeffrey from Rainbow
5. Barack Obama
6. Keanu Reeves
7. George Foreman
8. Tony Balir
These cards be WILD!
Mischa Barton
Wayne Rooney

I fully expect to win. Fully

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:59

Robert Downey Jr is not old. Actually, half of yours aren't. Have you even read the rules?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

myoptikakaka wrote:

Robert Downey Jr is not old. Actually, half of yours aren't. Have you even read the rules?

They're all over forty. Don't wave your rules at me. I CAN DO WHAT I LIKE!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Fine, then.

Mr Kissyfur's Death List O' Fun '10
1: Margaret Thatcher
2: The Queen
3: Elizabeth Taylor
4: George Hamilton
5: Joan Rivers
6: Roger Moore
7: Ronnie Biggs
8: Fidel Castro
Young n Reckless Wildcards
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS!)
10: Andy Murray

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 14:04

DEATH
Dick Van Dyke
Thatcher
Judy Finnegan
Lemmy
The Queen
Delia Smith
David Dickinson
Philip Schofield

Wild Cards
Jedward

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

And *I* was accused of not reading the rules. Jeez

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 14:14

Aye, at least you can count.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16641

I think Z probably mistook it for the "dream orgy" thread.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 14:17

What's all the fuss about?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 14:18

myoptikakaka wrote:

Aye, at least you can count.

How many fingers have I got up?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 14:18

Zardoz wrote:

What's all the fuss about?

Nothing, now you've removed two of your entries.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 14:19

Fucking freaks.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 14:23

I knew I should've gone with my instinct and locked that post.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 14:25

This is getting weird now.

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 15:44

myoptikakaka wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

What's all the fuss about?

Nothing, now you've removed two of your entries.

He's a wildcard short of a full deck now though.

Be Excellent To Each Other

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