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 Post subject: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 14:47 
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Right. I need cheese-related birthday wishes in pun form for a middle-aged gent.

GO!

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
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Happy Camembert-hday?


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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 14:54 
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You suck.

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 14:56 
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Merry Smegmas.

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 15:03 
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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 15:06 
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Cheddar birthday

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For Brie's a jolly buffalo!


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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 16:15 
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Cows make milk with their tits. This becomes cheese.

Happy birthday!

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 16:18 
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Cheese was invented by David Cheese after accidentally stepping in a bowl of milk while suffering from athlete's foot. His wife found this so powerfully erotic she immediately dashed to the floor and drunked the milk and licked his feet clean. Four months later.

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 17:03 
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Four cheese a jolly good fellow

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 17:09 
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Right, I'm done. You people are appalling.

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 17:26 
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Right, I'm done. You people are edam.


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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 17:36 
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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 17:36 
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Pah, can't any of you google?

c'mon guys, theres stiltons of bad puns left....
two's company... cheese, a crowd

you have to meet my girlfriend, cheese grate
you cannot brie serious
nobody does it any cheddar than this
and I ask myself: rocquefort?
blue know the score
and I stilton know which way to go
so, cheese, we port salut you
do you monterey to san hose, jack?
mozzarella going on in here

When it comes to puns, (insert name here) is darn gouda

It's a bries.
Your cheese puns just can't make the grate
Do not defy your Kraft

That curdled my hair.

I wasn't fondue of it at all.
That wasn't that grate.

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
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Who cut the cheese? Oh sorry have you snagged your foreskin again, Gramps?

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
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You fucking stink you blue veined crumble cream meister.

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
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I believe he was asking for puns Zardoz, rather than to listen to you shout at the voices in your head.

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 Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 18:40 
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Dimvinterblot wrote:
Cheese was invented by David Cheese after accidentally stepping in a bowl of milk while suffering from athlete's foot. His wife found this so powerfully erotic she immediately dashed to the floor and drunked the milk and licked his feet clean. Four months later.


Ian Cheese surely?

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Enjoy your soul cheese Cate x

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