Be Excellent To Each Other

Yesterday I bought this years Viz annual "The Council Gritter" and ordered the Profanasaurus from Amazon (£3.75!) thanks to this thread.

Zoinks!

I bought The Council Gritter for 6 quid from Amazon a few weeks back.

I paid 6.95 for The Council Gritter in The Works bookstore.

Lols at the back cover and inner front already.

Mine come from a local book exchange, £1 each.

Well...

Fuck you.

x

An man paid me ten pounds to take his copy off him.

You spawny git !

Don't tell us, you are a titty squeezer for all the hot models that board the plane with breast implants too?

All I can say is that I'm watching CBBC whilst shagging a bird with big tits on top of a huge pile of money and sweets.

Are you or the bird's tits on top of the huge pile of money and sweets?

Malc

Either way, he's a Spawny Get !

I'll find out soon, I managed to find out that it's in "The Fish Supper". £2 from ebay

In other Viz news the current subscription offer is 3 comics & a mug for a quid then back up to £11 every 5 issues.

Oops.. I've got that - I could've scanned it.

Finished reading the Spunky Parts and theres a Scots Jimmy Hill version as well.

It arrived the other day. I'm using the scanner the noo & thought I might as well show yies what I was on about. Other than the surreality of a Scottish Rolf Harris Cat there's two frames that rub me the right way. Not a particularly great example but Old Viz > Recent Viz.

That's so much like a 'The Broons' strip isn't it.

But you will get braw sooked wi'oot yer hattie.

Why is the Jeweller English?

I though that, they're all Jews aren't they?

Gran'pa was going to have a shite!

Isnt that the Greens ? (from Electric soup : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Soup )

Nah, it was Viz, 'The McBroons'.

It was indeed. When my old boy was on the rigs he used to tear out or photocopy any of the strips he thought I'd like & then give me them when my mum wasn't looking The McBroons was the first I think.

The Green's from Electric soup (about the only scan i have from the magazine)

I fucking love this.

(why are these comic characters always Scottish? Remember the 'adventures of Jimmy Hill?' He became outrageously Scots in that too. 'Mam, kin I hae a bob tae buy some sweets?' 'Ach! I didnae ken there was a big hole in mah bucket!')

Because The Scotch are naturally ludicrous people.

Edit: too big for the paltry dimension limit on here: http://www.dimrill.com/index.asp?pic=85&sec=pics

I dunno, but Jimmy Hill makes a twisted kind of sense seeing as he's a favourite for the Tartan Army to poke fun at. We've even got a song about him

If he was a poof, his chin would keep getting in the way.