Be Excellent To Each Other

Rosie Webster:





Fucking would.

I'm not a watcher of Corrie, but you're fucking right.

Yup.

oh yes...

I'd be repeatedly punching her. I'm not sure that's healthy.

Kinky.

Are you referring to a "hate fuck"?
i thought these were usually reserved for the Katie Price/Cheryl Coles of the world?

Even when she's trying to look seductive, she looks like she'd rip your head off (fnar) if you looked at her the wrong way. She looks offended all the time.

That just makes me want to pile one into her even more.

I quite like to be left with trophy marks once in a while.

Have you thought about getting help?

Wood Would

No. Why?

Do you think she is particularly pretty?

Not particularly. But I don't think that was the question

I wasn't sure if people thought she was or not, though, because its only because she is a) slathered in make-up, b) dressed as a schoolgirl and c)mostly naked.



But she's not that attractive when you actually look at her.

She's definitely not unattractive by any means, but you could go to any* high street in any town and find 20 prettier girls wandering around Topshop. I just wondered if folks actually thought she was extremely pretty or were all panting just because she is dressed like a schoolgirl, etc.


*Apart from Carlilse.

The latter.
Well, she does look fairly.. well, shall we say, "of elevated temperature", in a scientific fashion?

I hear you on Carlisle. See also Dundee.

I don't see it, but I guess that's because though I can see and appreciate a very pretty/beautiful face, I'm not going to get 'turned on' by the sort of things that the media is going to use to make an actress look sexually available/attractive, etc because though I can find woman aesthetically attractive I don't find them sexually attractive, and to me she doesn't represent the former.

You are probably correct. I'm waiting to hear from SDG on this one.

wow. Thanks Mimi.

She's alrite, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I wouldn't actively persue her solely based on her looks.
She's nothing special, just as mimi said, it's probably the school uniform and the near nakedness

she has stunning eyes

FTFY

More interestingly, in the second of the pictures, in the bottom right, is a cushion that looks like this:


Doesn't that look like the fabric they use to use to cover bus seats in London throughout the 1980s and early 90s?

You seem a little angry with teh world!!

hang on... Panting?

I would have to put a sock in her mouth. God she's really annoying

I'm not that angry*. I don't think she's anything special, though, but Mimi put it much better than I could.


*I am. Rargh.

Re-reads.

Very average IMO and I'd go so far to say that I've seen prettier men

I don't like her much, but ZOMG would I ever. I need a new dangerously young soap crush since Stacy Slater got too trampy.

I agree with Mimi. While I don't think she is unattractive I don't really see the appeal. I don't really get the attraction of people wearing school uniforms anyway, I'd much rather see an attractive woman dressed like a woman, in a sexy dress like what Dannii and Cheryl (and Ed Byrne?) wear on the X Factor. Failing that, some sexy lingerie or if we must go for a uniform of some kind I'd go for the sexy police outfit anytime over school uniforms.
So yeah, I'd much rather look through a Victorias Secrets brochure than look at her. (have you seen one of those catalogues? One of my old flatmates brought one home one day-gave me hot flushes so it did.)

Also agree with being able to find more attractive girls on any high street but need to add Kilmarnock to the list of exceptions. Glasgow is packed full with gorgeous girls.

Be honest now, did you bully poor Jen into joining the rozzers just so she could get a real uniform?

Be honest now, did you bully poor Jen into joining the rozzers just so she could get a real uniform?

Personally I'd have made her be a mechanic.

Yeah, I'd tap that

Plumber fetish?

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No. She looks
a) Female
b) Dirty
c) Available

That is the point I think. Pretty doesn't come into it. It just has to be "attractive enough".
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Fuck you. I love her. A lot.

Find me an adequate alternative and I'll leave her alone

Mimi: Saying true things so you don't have to.



Also, Gill her apprentice, or something. I remember coming out of school and weeks later loads of people getting excited about the idea of going clubbing in 'school uniform'. They'd just spent years hating the things, now they wanted to wear them to look good? Yawn. 'sides, schoolgirls are fucking annoying.

No point in that, I'm in overalls all day at work so that would be no fun!

I don't know there is something about women in overalls

Pics or I don't believe you

you remember Kylie in neighbours

Nope, but I remember her in hotpants.

I am never going to let anyone here see my in my overalls since a few of you seem to believe that there is something hot about it and I'd hate to shatter that illusion.

And that wasn't the quote button.

Sorry MODS, please disregard my last "complaint".

We'll be the judge of that