Be Excellent To Each Other

or something

Malc

but bad for the liver!!

Drinking alcohol every day? No ta.

Yey! To the offy!

"Where have you been?"
"Cardio exercises."

"BURP"

Beer is very relaxing. Sometimes.

Guinness is relaxing... in other ways.

Isn't there a "report" stating this about beer or wine pretty much every year at around this time, to be countered by a stern admonishment from actual docters that it's a load of nonsense some time early in the new year?

Indeed. When it's not a regular part of the Daily Mail's crusade to divide every substance into the world into things that cause and things that cure cancer, neatly appearing in both columns on an alternating basis.

*returns from Offy*

What did I miss?

Aww, shit.

We should all pay more attention to our actual docters.

It's a random news generator. You just click a button and you get automatic stories along the lines of '[x] is good/bad for your [y]' which you use on slow news days.

*clicks*

"JORDAN is bad for your CHILDREN"

Hey, it works!

Especially if it's Gaywood.

Is he an actual docter, then?

Good point.

And right about the time of maximum beer sales, too. I mean, hoodathunkit?

They have this crap going on about coffee in the states 24/7. Is it bad for your heart? is it bad for your liver?

One minute it's bad for both, next minute it's good for your heart because it acts as a stimulant and if you had a bummy heart it could keep it beating, then it's bad for your liver, then it actually detoxifies your liver.

Fucking docters eh?

Oh, no! Cuh, my mistake

Goodbye Yellow Brick Roooooad!
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Am I doing the internets right?

That's a different story

To be fair, it's rarely actual doctors arguing about the daft things*, contrary to what the lower end of the media would have you believe.

*certainly not binary arguments, anyway, more the finer details.