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 Post subject: Mario Kart destroyed my house
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 16:41 
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Everybody knows Mario Kart cheats.
But the cheatiest level of all was N64 Bowser Castle.
And that championship was only one I hadn't won on mirror mode yet.
Every time it did a combination of blue shelling at points where I got into the fire
Losing 7 or 8 places
But this time I prevailed.

I jumped up.
And the cord between the Wiimote and the Nunchuck swept above my Lamp.
This was the results.

Videogames are bad for you....r house.

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 Post subject: Re: Mario Kart destroyed my house
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 16:46 
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was it Dimrill that posted that video of some shopping channel where the bloke proper whacks a nice HD telly with some stupid tennis racket accesory thing?


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 16:47 
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I think I did, aye.

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 Post subject: Re: Mario Kart destroyed my house
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 16:48 
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Dangerous superfluous plastic.

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 Post subject: Re: Mario Kart destroyed my house
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 16:49 
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I was amused that the TV ad for Mario Kart Wii (where the kid is at uni racing his dad back home) and... what a surprise - the winner is determined by the bastard cunting blue shell.


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 Post subject: Re: Mario Kart destroyed my house
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 18:02 
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Fucking Blue Shells
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