Be Excellent To Each Other

My university sells big comfy tops with the name of the university on the front and the name of the department on the back. You're supposed to go for your own department but of course you can buy one for any of the others (makes for a good disguise, too). Or, you can make up your own department.

What text should I go for? I was thinking something cool like 'Weapons Specialist'. (Sounds better than Compsci, at least.)

I'm not gonna buy one thogh, because it's too close to a school uniform for me (they should be paying me, because I'm awesome).

Professor Farkenstein

Zombie Experimentation Containment Disposal Dept.

Dr Beat
M.S.Machine

Professor of Lesbian Science.

Dr Richard Gaywood, MD

D.S. Lemmings

'Steve'