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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:47 
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Vaious places (Google them) seem to suggest that 1 in 10 people have extra nipplage.

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Prevalance Rate of Extra Nipples: approx 1 in 10 or 10.00% or 27.2 million people in USA


So, with 420 board members, some of you are going to sporting an extra nipple or two. I wondered if anyone here would say they did.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:49 
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Anyone who is embarrassed of their extra nipple can speak of 'my mate Dave's extra nipple'

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I do not have one. To be honest, I don't even know what one would look like, or where it would be.

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Oh right, like a dogs.
I have just found out that they are called, excellently, supernumerary nipples.

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Dave has an extra nipple?


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Anyone who is embarrassed of their extra nipple can speak of 'my mate Dave's extra nipple'


This Dave has no extra nipple.


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 Post subject: Re: Who here has an extra nipple?
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Goodness, you can have whole extra boobs.

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I don't have an extra nipple, but I do have a large mole next to my belly button. For a while, I thought one of them was "standard issue" and that everyone had one.


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Is Mimi collecting spare nipples?

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Goodness, you can have whole extra boobs.


Really? Like in Total Recall? Awesome.


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Is Mimi collecting spare nipples?

God only knows what she's going to make with them.

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 Post subject: Re: Who here has an extra nipple?
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Prevalance Rate of Extra Nipples: approx 1 in 10 or 10.00% or 27.2 million people in USA


Can you really extrapolate those findings to normal people, though?

I don't have an extra anything, as far as I'm aware. My brother has an extra kidney, as I've mentioned before, though.


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Grim... wrote:
Goodness, you can have whole extra boobs.


You've never seen Total Recall then?


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"Why, I do, my dear girl."

The way M briefs Bond about Scaramanga's 'superfulous third nipple' I thought it was a big deal?


I was going to say 'who has a superfluous nipple?' in the first post, but then I thought about half of folks do, as I guess that any nipples on a man are superfluous in a biological sense, meaning that they do not perform the boobular function and are only there for tickling and show.

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 Post subject: Re: Who here has an extra nipple?
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devilman wrote:
Is Mimi collecting spare nipples?

God only knows what she's going to make with them.


Tiny katamaris.

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Also, yea for Nervy P! :kiss:

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 Post subject: Re: Who here has an extra nipple?
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Is it possible to get multiple extra nipples? You could end up with eight boobs running down the whole length of your torso.


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It's a nubbin.

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I have extra nipples.





In little jars, in formaldehyde.

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 Post subject: Re: Who here has an extra nipple?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 13:04 
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I have an extra Media Center [sic] remote.

Does that count?


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 Post subject: Re: Who here has an extra nipple?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 13:28 
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I've got a prominent mole that's in the place you might expect a third nipple to be (roughly central, at the base of my sturnum - slightly lower than my nipples, so they form an isoceles triangle). It's not a nipple, though.

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parm wrote:
I've got a prominent mole that's in the place you might expect a third nipple to be (roughly central, at the base of my sturnum - slightly lower than my nipples, so they form an isoceles triangle). It's not a nipple, though.

How do you tell?

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No extra nipples here either, but I'm amazed at the apparent high incidence of this - one in ten?

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So... so far, no-one. I cry foul on the statistics.


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So... so far, no-one. I cry foul on the statistics.


Americans. All weirdos.


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Malabar Front wrote:
MrDavPaz wrote:
So... so far, no-one. I cry foul on the statistics.


Americans. All weirdos.


All tits? :hat:

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I reckon they've included cats in the survey

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Malabar Front wrote:
MrDavPaz wrote:
So... so far, no-one. I cry foul on the statistics.


Americans. All weirdos.


All tits? :hat:


No comment :)


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Was this story closely linked to the one that revealed that one in ten americans can't count to two?

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Lily Allen has an extra one. She's glad of it, as it effectively doubles the total volume of her tits.


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I reckon they've included cats in the survey

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Grim... wrote:
parm wrote:
I've got a prominent mole that's in the place you might expect a third nipple to be (roughly central, at the base of my sturnum - slightly lower than my nipples, so they form an isoceles triangle). It's not a nipple, though.

How do you tell?


Because it doesn't look like a nipple?

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Just the two for me, and they are 9" apart. And as i understand it, that is the normal distance.

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NSFW?

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I reckon they've included cats in the survey

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Grim... wrote:
lasermink wrote:
NSFW?

?

!

Edit: That's weird, now it just shows the link instead of the image itself, so the spoiler really isn't necessary anymore. Man, I suck at forums.


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Ah, that was me, de-NSFWing it. Forgot to add the 'edited by' line, sorry.

For reference, images in spoiler tags are still loaded by the browser, so still flag on proxy logs and the like.

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Regulation 2 nipples here.

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Ah, that was me, de-NSFWing it. Forgot to add the 'edited by' line


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I have the normal amount of two nipples and none of the people I have ever seen naked (of which there have been many :hat: ) have ever had an extra nipple.


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I have seen one person with an extra nippple. They went to my primary school, no one really cared after the first week.

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Craster wrote:
For reference, images in spoiler tags are still loaded by the browser, so still flag on proxy logs and the like.


When you click on a spoiler tag on your phone, does it more often than not stutter slightly, then warp you to the top of the page? Sometimes it works, but it's mightily annoying. Same happened on my old iPhone, too. All on the mobile version.


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Malabar Front wrote:
Craster wrote:
For reference, images in spoiler tags are still loaded by the browser, so still flag on proxy logs and the like.


When you click on a spoiler tag on your phone, does it more often than not stutter slightly, then warp you to the top of the page? Sometimes it works, but it's mightily annoying. Same happened on my old iPhone, too. All on the mobile version.


More like always, with my phone. Spoiler heavy threads are best left til I'm using a bigger computer


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