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 Post subject: Mali needs a suit
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:44 
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Where's the best place to buy a suit that suggests the wearer os conservative and not one to take risks, but cut from a fine cloth?

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Where's the best place to buy a suit that suggests the wearer os conservative and not one to take risks, but cut from a fine cloth?

I thought that said slut?

Saville Row?

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Saville Row?
Primark?

Somewhere in between


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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Asda £65.

Societal stratification would prevent him from shopping there.

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Marks and Spencer has a sign saying "10 items or fewer", Sainsbury's a sign asying "10 items or less", ASDA's a sign saying "Basket only"

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Asda £65.

Societal stratification would prevent him from shopping there.

He should see a doctor then before he considers suit buying.

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Getting married, is it?


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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Joking aside, Suits You in Meadowhall were very good.


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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Marks and Spencer has a sign saying "10 items or fewer", Sainsbury's a sign asying "10 items or less", ASDA's a sign saying "Basket only"

Your Uni chums must think you're a hoot.



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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Getting married, is it?

I really hate it when people say 'is it' when it makes no grammatical sense whatsoever. I'll say 'I'm going to the pub tonight', to which they'll respond 'is it?'

I'm not sure if it's an East Midlands thing, as I've never heard it elsewhere.

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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The obvious question isn't the what cloth it's made of, but how much money you're prepared to spend.

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Welsh types say that too.

It's one step from 'innit', innit?


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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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The obvious question isn't the what cloth it's made of, but how much money you're prepared to spend.


I don't know that yet, will get back to you.

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Getting married, is it?

I really hate it when people say 'is it' when it makes no grammatical sense whatsoever. I'll say 'I'm going to the pub tonight', to which they'll respond 'is it?'

They're said quite differently, though. Welsh and West country people have been saying 'is it' at the end of sentences forever, but I've never heard one say "is it?" on it's own like idiot gangsta kids do nowadays.

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Getting married, is it?

I really hate it when people say 'is it' when it makes no grammatical sense whatsoever. I'll say 'I'm going to the pub tonight', to which they'll respond 'is it?'

They're said quite differently, though. Welsh and West country people have been saying 'is it' at the end of sentences forever, but I've never heard one say "is it?" on it's own like idiot gangsta kids do nowadays.


Innit.

I've never said "is it" in that context in real life, I was just concerned that the thread didn't have enough grammar pedantry in it, so threw it in.

And for some reason MaliA has a country-bumpkin accent in my head.


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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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My accent changes depending on where I am.

Normally, it's not noticably regional.

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MaliA wrote:
My accent changes depending on where I am.

Malis Accent in Essex
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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Yeah, I tend to be grave when I'm in Southampton, but I'm more of a circonflexe person when I'm in Nottingham.

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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MaliA wrote:
Marks and Spencer has a sign saying "10 items or fewer", Sainsbury's a sign asying "10 items or less", ASDA's a sign saying "Basket only"


viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4599&p=292539&hilit=10+items+or+fewer&sid=3b9e3603c0a243409f7e3ab5c73005d9#p292539

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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MaliA wrote:
Where's the best place to buy a suit that suggests the wearer os conservative and not one to take risks, but cut from a fine cloth?


If you've got a bit of time, get your measurements done then send them all off to one of those shops in Hong Kong that'll make one up for you.

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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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Craster wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Marks and Spencer has a sign saying "10 items or fewer", Sainsbury's a sign asying "10 items or less", ASDA's a sign saying "Basket only"


viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4599&p=292539&hilit=10+items+or+fewer&sid=3b9e3603c0a243409f7e3ab5c73005d9#p292539


Heh, i've heard it elswhere as well, but yes, I like it.

How come you don't get called a snob but I do?

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Where's the best place to buy a suit that suggests the wearer os conservative and not one to take risks, but cut from a fine cloth?


If you've got a bit of time, get your measurements done then send them all off to one of those shops in Hong Kong that'll make one up for you.


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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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 Post subject: Re: Mali needs a suit
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How come you don't get called a snob but I do?


Craster is like "old money" posh, he has class.


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Yeah, you're more like a new money bling-wearing, lager-swilling yobbo snob, Mali.

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Yeah. There were posh kids in Middlesborough. 'Okay'.

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My Mum's family is from Middlesbrough, when we used to go up there on holiday (thrill!) all our cousins and their friends would say we were posh because we had London accents.

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My Mum's family is from Middlesbrough, when we used to go up there on holiday (thrill!) all our cousins and their friends would say we were posh because we had London accents.

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Crasters scruffy appearance and ginger-vitus keeps him grounded.

I'm just keeping in his good books for when he doe's his big 'secret millionaire' reveal and gives me a £10 for dance shoes.

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I'm just keeping in his good books for when he doe's his big 'secret millionaire' reveal and gives me a £10 for a lap dance.

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Kind of.

All it needs it a HUGE Henleys logo in shitty dayglo colours diagonally across the whole front.

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Dare I ask what?

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