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 Post subject: Jack the Ripper game coming soon from EA
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 17:08 
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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/eas-j ... -be-a-hero

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Instead of disembowelling prostitutes, Mr Ripper will save innocent people from demons and vampires, using an exaggerated array of weaponry and some kind of time-slow ability


8)

Naturally, they shouldn't stop there. I look forward to:

Hitler: Saviour of the Jews
James Bulger Goes To The Park
Fred West: The REAL Mr Driller!
Ian Huntley's Rape 'Em Up
Sutcliffe - can you save Yorkshire from the ZOMBIE INVASION?
Dr Shipman and friends.
Bomberman Live DLC: Timothy McVeigh
Roman Polanski's Underage Bumsex Platformer (title to be confirmed)
Pol Pot leads the peasants to victory!
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 Post subject: Re: Jack the Ripper game coming soon from EA
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 17:11 
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MetalAngel wrote:
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/eas-jack-the-ripper-will-be-a-hero

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Instead of disembowelling prostitutes, Mr Ripper will save innocent people from demons and vampires, using an exaggerate array of weaponry and some kind of time-slow ability



Happier gaming times:



All yours for £1.99 with no age rating thanks to Mastertronic and lax 1980's video games sales rules.


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 Post subject: Re: Jack the Ripper game coming soon from EA
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 17:16 
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What, and indeed, the fuck?

Did the designer pitch this to the guys from the Orange adverts or something?


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 Post subject: Re: Jack the Ripper game coming soon from EA
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 18:04 
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It sounds like some advanced sort of cretin has confused the Ripper with Spring-heeled Jack. And then omitted the spring heels. EA, you say... yep, sounds about right.

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 Post subject: Re: Jack the Ripper game coming soon from EA
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 19:21 
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Obviously, you couldn't have a game where you went around killing prostitutes or anything. That'd just be wrong.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 19:22 
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Silly Ea. Say what you like about saucy Jack, at least he knew how to keep the streets clean.

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