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chinnyhill10
 Post subject: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 21:42 
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Dimrill
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 21:45 
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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 21:48 
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Bobbyaro
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 21:48 
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Why is he dressed as captain G-spot?

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 21:49 
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IFeelAsleep
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 21:50 
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Despite my name I only wear the one cape.
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Dimrill
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 21:50 
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Are you people plebs or what? That Geoff Capes. His logo is a G inside a stylised O with a padlock hanging from it. He's obviously dressed as OG Lock from GTA San Andreas.

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zaphod79
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 21:53 
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Runcle
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 21:57 
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The G stands for Glue you fools, hes the dreaded Glue Locker.
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IFeelAsleep
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 22:00 
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"Ok just before we take this you're sure my left gonad isn't hanging out? Cheese!"

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chinnyhill10
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 22:01 
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Runcle wrote:
The G stands for Glue you fools, hes the dreaded Glue Locker.


This isn't true. Mr Capes would have shifted that van with his bare hands.
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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 22:03 
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Allegedly [legal ed].
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Dimrill
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 22:09 
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IFeelAsleep wrote:
"Ok just before we take this you're sure my left gonad isn't hanging out? Cheese!"

Maybe I have studied this image to much.


Thank you for pointing that out. Now I can't look at anything else.

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sinister agent
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 22:17 
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IFeelAsleep
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 22:22 
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Dimrill wrote:
Thank you for pointing that out. Now I can't look at anything else.


Me either. Hypnotic isn't it.
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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 22:25 
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Ventriloquist society baffled by funding shortage.


:this:

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devilman
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 22:39 
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Malc74
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 0:23 
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Dimrill
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Geoff Capes celebrates a successful prostate exam.

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IFeelAsleep
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
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Dimrill
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 0:59 
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Geoff Capes meets a lady.

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Dimrill
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:00 
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IFeelAsleep
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:23 
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Bobbyaro
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:52 
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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:59 
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IFeelAsleep
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:12 
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Kern
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:14 
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Zardoz
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:22 
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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:25 
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Zardoz
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:26 
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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:28 
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Trousers
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:33 
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"So the cape is +1 defence, boots +1 damage and the dwarf companion +2 cunning. Bring it the fuck on."

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Nik
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 15:23 
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chinnyhill10
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 15:47 
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Trousers wrote:
"So the cape is +1 defence, boots +1 damage and the dwarf companion +2 cunning. Bring it the fuck on."


We have a winner!

Your prize is a read of the official Geoff Capes autobiography*:

http://www.virtualbooksuk.com/biographybooks/geoffcapes_virtualbook.swf

Who needs Google books eh?

* First four chapters only.
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myp
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 19:35 
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I keep reading this thread and wondering who the fuck Captain Competition is.

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NervousPete
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
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Jack69hoops
 Post subject: Re: Caption Competition
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 22:50 
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Their felching session interrupted, Geoff did his best to look casual as Lucy desperately tried to retrieve the gerbil.

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