I want one I want one !

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 0:12

Soooo awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvael1XxoDg

If you listen carefully you can hear the bengals chirping in the background

Old Murphy has obviously been pretty busy

Oddly he hisses just like my Cooker used to.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:56

I give men who own cats a wider berth than women that do.

LaceSensor · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3137

That cat doesnt seem too happy. Plus the woman was annoying.
Having said that the ALC is a beaut.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:24

I want one, I want one!

A banhammer that is.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:28

Best I could do on short notice /\1ßI/\º$|<1∂

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:28

LaceSensor wrote:

That cat doesnt seem too happy. Plus the woman was annoying.
Having said that the ALC is a beaut.

Cooker used to do that all the time if you got the camera out and chased him around with it. ALC by nature are incredibly reclusive nocturnal animals. Chances are it was fast asleep before she came along haha.

Cooker also hissed like that if another cat was introduced. They're fiercly independant animals.. Mind you, so are all cats. Some can play well in groups but their entire design is to be independant.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 19:31

JohnCoffey wrote:

They're fiercly independant animals.. Mind you, so are all cats. Some can play well in groups but their entire design is to be independant.

I HAVE CONSIDERABLY MORE EXPERTISE IN THIS FIELD AND CAN ONLY DISAGREE WITH YOU AS 5 OF THE CUNTS CHASED ME ONLY YESTERDAY.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 19:37

MaliA wrote:

JohnCoffey wrote:

They're fiercly independant animals.. Mind you, so are all cats. Some can play well in groups but their entire design is to be independant.

I HAVE CONSIDERABLY MORE EXPERTISE IN THIS FIELD AND CAN ONLY DISAGREE WITH YOU AS 5 OF THE CUNTS CHASED ME ONLY YESTERDAY.

GET ONE OF THESE YOU FUNNY CREATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND I MOCK YOU

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 19:42

MaliA wrote:

JohnCoffey wrote:

They're fiercly independant animals.. Mind you, so are all cats. Some can play well in groups but their entire design is to be independant.

I HAVE CONSIDERABLY MORE EXPERTISE IN THIS FIELD AND CAN ONLY DISAGREE WITH YOU AS 5 OF THE CUNTS CHASED ME ONLY YESTERDAY.

GET ONE OF THESE YOU FUNNY CREATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND I MOCK YOU

YOU DON'T NEED OPPOSABLE THUMBS TO DRIVE A TANK, YOU DOLT, IT'S TWO FUCKING LEVERS CONTROLLER THE SPEED OF EACH SET OF WHEELS

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 19:44

MaliA wrote:

JohnCoffey wrote:

They're fiercly independant animals.. Mind you, so are all cats. Some can play well in groups but their entire design is to be independant.

I HAVE CONSIDERABLY MORE EXPERTISE IN THIS FIELD AND CAN ONLY DISAGREE WITH YOU AS 5 OF THE CUNTS CHASED ME ONLY YESTERDAY.

GET ONE OF THESE YOU FUNNY CREATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND I MOCK YOU

YOU DON'T NEED OPPOSABLE THUMBS TO DRIVE A TANK, YOU DOLT, IT'S TWO FUCKING LEVERS CONTROLLER THE SPEED OF EACH SET OF WHEELS

YOU ARE CORRECT, HERE, YOU CAN HAVE MINE FOR FIFTY QUID, AND I'LL FILL IT UP WITH DIESEL

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 19:45

MaliA wrote:

JohnCoffey wrote:

They're fiercly independant animals.. Mind you, so are all cats. Some can play well in groups but their entire design is to be independant.

I HAVE CONSIDERABLY MORE EXPERTISE IN THIS FIELD AND CAN ONLY DISAGREE WITH YOU AS 5 OF THE CUNTS CHASED ME ONLY YESTERDAY.

GET ONE OF THESE YOU FUNNY CREATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND I MOCK YOU

YOU DON'T NEED OPPOSABLE THUMBS TO DRIVE A TANK, YOU DOLT, IT'S TWO FUCKING LEVERS CONTROLLER THE SPEED OF EACH SET OF WHEELS

YOU ARE CORRECT, HERE, YOU CAN HAVE MINE FOR FIFTY QUID, AND I'LL FILL IT UP WITH DIESEL

WICKED MATE, CHEERS. I OWE YOU ONE. HERE'S FIFTY QUID.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 19:46

MaliA wrote:

JohnCoffey wrote:

They're fiercly independant animals.. Mind you, so are all cats. Some can play well in groups but their entire design is to be independant.

I HAVE CONSIDERABLY MORE EXPERTISE IN THIS FIELD AND CAN ONLY DISAGREE WITH YOU AS 5 OF THE CUNTS CHASED ME ONLY YESTERDAY.

GET ONE OF THESE YOU FUNNY CREATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND I MOCK YOU

YOU DON'T NEED OPPOSABLE THUMBS TO DRIVE A TANK, YOU DOLT, IT'S TWO FUCKING LEVERS CONTROLLER THE SPEED OF EACH SET OF WHEELS

YOU ARE CORRECT, HERE, YOU CAN HAVE MINE FOR FIFTY QUID, AND I'LL FILL IT UP WITH DIESEL

WICKED MATE, CHEERS. I OWE YOU ONE. HERE'S FIFTY QUID.

HERE'S THE TANK

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 19:47

MaliA wrote:

JohnCoffey wrote:

They're fiercly independant animals.. Mind you, so are all cats. Some can play well in groups but their entire design is to be independant.

I HAVE CONSIDERABLY MORE EXPERTISE IN THIS FIELD AND CAN ONLY DISAGREE WITH YOU AS 5 OF THE CUNTS CHASED ME ONLY YESTERDAY.

GET ONE OF THESE YOU FUNNY CREATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND I MOCK YOU

YOU DON'T NEED OPPOSABLE THUMBS TO DRIVE A TANK, YOU DOLT, IT'S TWO FUCKING LEVERS CONTROLLER THE SPEED OF EACH SET OF WHEELS

YOU ARE CORRECT, HERE, YOU CAN HAVE MINE FOR FIFTY QUID, AND I'LL FILL IT UP WITH DIESEL

WICKED MATE, CHEERS. I OWE YOU ONE. HERE'S FIFTY QUID.

HERE'S THE TANK

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK, YOU CATS ALL WORK TOGETHER.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 19:49

MaliA wrote:

JohnCoffey wrote:

They're fiercly independant animals.. Mind you, so are all cats. Some can play well in groups but their entire design is to be independant.

I HAVE CONSIDERABLY MORE EXPERTISE IN THIS FIELD AND CAN ONLY DISAGREE WITH YOU AS 5 OF THE CUNTS CHASED ME ONLY YESTERDAY.

GET ONE OF THESE YOU FUNNY CREATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND I MOCK YOU

YOU DON'T NEED OPPOSABLE THUMBS TO DRIVE A TANK, YOU DOLT, IT'S TWO FUCKING LEVERS CONTROLLER THE SPEED OF EACH SET OF WHEELS

YOU ARE CORRECT, HERE, YOU CAN HAVE MINE FOR FIFTY QUID, AND I'LL FILL IT UP WITH DIESEL

WICKED MATE, CHEERS. I OWE YOU ONE. HERE'S FIFTY QUID.

HERE'S THE TANK

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK, YOU CATS ALL WORK TOGETHER.

FIN

LaceSensor · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3137

what the hell was that

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 23:42

LaceSensor wrote:

what the hell was that

An improvement.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

FUCK YES!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

it was like a little insight into MaliA's broken and infected mind.

With added tanky tanky

itsallwater · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:07

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EDIT
"Oh you are a cat therefore can not understand human speech"!"

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

Meow?

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

MrDavPaz wrote:

it was like a little insight into MaliA's broken and infected mind.

Not enough steam.

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ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

My sister appears to have stopped talking to me since Sunday, when her stupid cat climbed on my mothers concrete birdbath, which collapsed on top of him. It would appear its leg is broken and my 10 minutes of hysterical laughter/crying was inappropriate under the circumstances. (Of course, like all good people, my sister also found it hilarious at the time and only got concerned when the cat was still limping yesterday).

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