Hello (New User)

Jack69hoops · **Posted:** Sat Sep 12, 2009 23:48

Hi all,

Just thought I'd say hello and introduce myself.

P.S. My name's not Jack... :ninja:

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Welcome aboard!

And now we say our national pledge:

"Gill smells of wee"
pledge ends.

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 0:14

Gill smells of wee!

Oh, hang on...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 0:17

Jack and Gill, eh? Gill and Jen? Who's next Ette?

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Hello.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:05

Ahoy-hoy, welcome to the bundle of fools. Hope you have a happy time here, like me.

I am currently known as AngryPete, though I'm trying to become good ol' Nervous Pete again. Hope to see you around oftenish.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:26

Hello.

Jack69hoops (Not called Jack) wrote:

It's all Gill's fault!

Don't worry, I Blame her for everything. (In particular, the way she smells of wee)

BolshyPete wrote:

I am currently known as AngryPete, though I'm trying to become good ol' Nervous Pete again. Hope to see you around oftenish.

I'll always remember you as Bolshy Pete.

myp · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:53

AngryPete wrote:

I am currently known as AngryPete, though I'm trying to become good ol' Nervous Pete again. Hope to see you around oftenish.

30th September!

Hello Jack. My name's not Jack, either.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:23

Hello Jack.

I am also not called Jack, though I too go by that name on the internet sometimes.

Small world, eh?

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:53

Hello.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

Hello

PS: I think the new user is saying that their name is 'Not Jack' - 'Not' is their first name, 'Jack' their surname.

Hi Not :hat:

GazChap · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:10

Don't get suckered in folks, it's Craster trying to escape a ban by being friendly!

MypsyIsRubbishAtThis · **Joined:** 11th Sep, 2009 **Posts:** 2

GazChap wrote:

Don't get suckered in folks, it's Craster trying to escape a ban by being friendly!

Pfft - like that'll happen.

Hi Jack, I'm mmmph...mfffmp....mmmfh!!

<spits out gag made from own underpants>

Freedom! Resist the fascist oppressors! Mmphmff...!

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:22

Yeah, watch out, the mods are terrible

I like cock.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:22

hi craster and jack

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Remember to get your mod votes in! Don't vote for myp.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:31

Yeah, myp sucks

Poor myp.

PS. I like cock.

metalangel · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:44

Do you like whisky, Jack, or are you more of a bourbon man?

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:47

I am Jack's raging bile duct.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:49

Welcome.

It's your round.

TheVision · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 14:23

Hello.. I don't say much here but when I do, you better pay attention...

Because no one else does.

myp · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 14:23

TheVision wrote:

Hello.. I don't say much here but when I do, you better pay attention...

Because no one else does.

This post is my favourite ever! I love it!

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 14:23

Hola.

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 14:56

Greetings Jack.

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 14:59

He must still be sleeping, he was pretty drunk when he left here last night...

kalmar · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 15:48

Hello Jack. If that is infact your real name... Oh, it isn't. Welcome anyway.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

why didn't i get a welcome thread? Jack... You've made an enemy today

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 17:13

myp wrote:

TheVision wrote:

This post is my favourite ever! I love it!

What post? I just see an empty box...

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

myp wrote:

TheVision wrote:

This post is my favourite ever! I love it!

What post? I just see an empty box...

Pffft. That joke shows a real lack of vision.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 19:54

Hmm, what type of hoops are we talking about here, Jack?

Jack69hoops · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 20:08

superdupergill wrote:

He must still be sleeping, he was pretty drunk when he left here last night...

Haha! Who was drunk when I left last night?

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 20:12

Jack69hoops · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 20:15

MetalAngel wrote:

Do you like whisky, Jack, or are you more of a bourbon man?

Bourbon, as I'm guessing you have already deduced. :hat:

Jack69hoops · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 20:17

kalmar wrote:

Hmm, what type of hoops are we talking about here, Jack?

Ah... that would be the best ones, naturally.

Jack69hoops · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 20:19

Thanks for the welcomes all. Some were, er... interesting!

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 20:40

Can I recommend what is without doubt the best thread on the whole forum? I guarantee literal LOLs on each page.

This thread is made of win.

It's how I knew I was going to fit in here

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 20:43

*cue everyone clicking on the link to see which thread I've nominated and nodding wisely in agreement*

myp · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:34

I think my favourite ever thread was the genesis of Burt Tank.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

Bits and Bobs is always my fave. And anything with 'DavPaz' in the title, natch.

sdg · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:23

Bits n Bobs is good because it's always moving and always different but the zombie thread is brilliant because it is full of comedy gold. I laugh out loud every time I read it from the start again and I think it's the only thread that I have gone back to reread just for fun.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

I've only just noticed this thread.

Hello stranger, it's always Gill's fault. You made your account gold again yet?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 13:24

Hello Jack, always nice to get some fresh blood. Mwahahahahahaha!! :DD

Jack69hoops · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 21:25

WullieOoster wrote:

I've only just noticed this thread.

Hello stranger, it's always Gill's fault. You made your account gold again yet?

Nah, did the opposite in fact...

I sold my XBox!

Hopefully Santa's going to bring me a new 360 Elite and Fifa 2010 though.

IFeelAsleep · **Joined:** 15th May, 2009 **Posts:** 368

Welcome. I was the first person to speak to someone new here once. I called them a zombie, posted some other drunken ramblings and they never came back. I shouldn't be allowed to speak to new people.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:33

IFeelAsleep wrote:

Welcome. I was the first person to speak to someone new here once. I called them a zombie, posted some other drunken ramblings and they never came back. I shouldn't be allowed to speak to new people.

How'd you think I feel? I pointed out some digits in a username, called myp a tosser and the newbie blew up in fliddy fashion at me :DD

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Jack69hoops wrote:

Nah, did the opposite in fact...

*Shakes head in dismay*

Dimrill wrote:

How'd you think I feel? I pointed out some digits in a username, called myp a tosser and the newbie blew up in fliddy fashion at me :DD

We didn't learn though, Th-three-four-lb-one-n-zero-k-one-d came back & we laughed at all his numbers. Then HE called myp a tosser :DD

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