VAGINAS ON DEBENHAMS

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

I twitted it, but I think it is thread worthy.

http://www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/sto ... 1151829_-1

nickachu · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 0:27

it's essentially porn

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 0:34

wow camel toe FTW

End of an Era · **Joined:** 25th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 1041

Of all the girly pants pictured, I'd most like to see she-who-won't-wear-this-sort-of-stuff-unless-she-wants-something wear the black & pink mesh thong. But with additional stockings. And maybe a nurse outfit. Or maid. And be slightly tipsy at the time. And not actually want anything in return.

DAMN YOU CRUEL INTERNET! WHY MUST YOU TEASE ME SO!!??!??

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

All this flange is diverting our attention from the main issue - that's one hell of a lovely arse.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:27

Shouldn't this be in the bargains thread?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:10

FFS Lewie just go and buy a porn mag!!

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:38

KovacsC wrote:

FFS Lewie just go and buy a porn mag!!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38653

wwwDOTyoupornDOTcom

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:41

MrDavPaz wrote:

wwwDOTyoupornDOTcom

Yes not a bad site....

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26065

This thread is silly.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:48

From removing girls from their boyfriends at festivals to looking at the underwear pages of a catalogue in twelve months.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:01

MaliA wrote:

From removing girls from their boyfriends at festivals to looking at the underwear pages of a catalogue in twelve months.

Poor chap...

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:03

KovacsC wrote:

MaliA wrote:

From removing girls from their boyfriends at festivals to looking at the underwear pages of a catalogue in twelve months.

Poor chap...

It's like being married, isn't it?

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Hang on a sec.

Are you guys telling me you can get porn. For free. On the internet?

Why do people ever leave their houses?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:42

LewieP wrote:

Hang on a sec.

Are you guys telling me you can get porn. For free. On the internet?

Why do people ever leave their houses?

Presumably to pick up Debenham's catalogues.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I note, with some dismay, that they've started airbrushing out the nipples, pubic hair and ladybit-shapes from the see-through/lace/etc lingerie in the Next catalogue. However, I'm glad that Debenhams continues the tradition of providing 13 year olds* with pron that their mother's won't confiscate and throw away.

* And Lewie

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:49

Mr Chris wrote:

I note, with some dismay, that they've started airbrushing out the nipples, pubic hair and ladybit-shapes from the see-through/lace/etc lingerie in the Next catalogue. However, I'm glad that Debenhams continues the tradition of providing 13 year olds* with pron that their mother's won't confiscate and throw away.

* And Lewie

My amte claims to have gone out with a model once. It turned out she was a "Hand model". I don't think she ever existed, to be honest.

BUt then I went to see Radiohead with my friend Tanya who was a model and I can't find her on fagbook so that's that fucked.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:59

LewieP wrote:

Hang on a sec.

Are you guys telling me you can get porn. For free. On the internet?

Why do people ever leave their houses?

Some of us have to work

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:06

Mr Chris wrote:

I note, with some dismay, that they've started airbrushing out the nipples, pubic hair and ladybit-shapes from the see-through/lace/etc lingerie in the Next catalogue.

Christ. How pathetically childish and ashamed do we have to act about eachother's bodies?

Look down. We all have them. Hell, Craster has both sets. Should we airbrush him? Actually, yes, but my point still stands.

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:07

Mr Chris wrote:

I note, with some dismay, that they've started airbrushing out the nipples, pubic hair and ladybit-shapes from the see-through/lace/etc lingerie in the Next catalogue. However, I'm glad that Debenhams continues the tradition of providing 13 year olds* with pron that their mother's won't confiscate and throw away.

* And Lewie

Hoho, I remember a friend's churchgoing mother tearing the cover (featuring Laetitia Casta) off his Rolling Stone, declaring it was 'pornographic'. I wanted to point out that being naked didn't make something porn but he was too busy protesting for me to get a word in.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:55

[quote="Mr Chris"]I note, with some dismay, that they've started airbrushing out the nipples, pubic hair and ladybit-shapes from the see-through/lace/etc lingerie in the C&A catalogue. However, I'm glad that Debenhams continues the tradition of providing 13 year olds* with pron that their mother's won't confiscate and throw away.

FTFY

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DBSnappa wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

I note, with some dismay, that they've started airbrushing out the nipples, pubic hair and ladybit-shapes from the see-through/lace/etc lingerie in the C&A catalogue. However, I'm glad that Debenhams continues the tradition of providing 13 year olds* with pron that their mother's won't confiscate and throw away.

FTFY

The whatnow?

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:57

Mr Chris wrote:

DBSnappa wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

I note, with some dismay, that they've started airbrushing out the nipples, pubic hair and ladybit-shapes from the see-through/lace/etc lingerie in the C&A catalogue. However, I'm glad that Debenhams continues the tradition of providing 13 year olds* with pron that their mother's won't confiscate and throw away.

FTFY

The whatnow?

The place you do your clothes shopping, though Next is almost as bad nowadays

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 13:30

DBSnappa wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

I note, with some dismay, that they've started airbrushing out the nipples, pubic hair and ladybit-shapes from the see-through/lace/etc lingerie in the C&A catalogue.

FTFY

They airbrush the cunt and arse from the C&A catalogue?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DBSnappa wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

DBSnappa wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

I note, with some dismay, that they've started airbrushing out the nipples, pubic hair and ladybit-shapes from the see-through/lace/etc lingerie in the C&A catalogue. However, I'm glad that Debenhams continues the tradition of providing 13 year olds* with pron that their mother's won't confiscate and throw away.

FTFY

The whatnow?

The place you do your clothes shopping, though Next is almost as bad nowadays

C&A doesn't exist anymore, does it? Mrs C gets some stuff from Next. Personally I can't stand their bloke's stuff - this "mock shirt" thing they seem to be so fond of is bonkers.

I, as any self-respecting cardigan lover would, buy my clothes from GAP, Zara and M&S. And TK Maxx, of course...

myp · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 14:09

I think he was making an hilarious 'joke' about what C&A could possibly stand for.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

myp wrote:

I think he was making an hilarious 'joke' about what C&A could possibly stand for.

So hilarious I immediately failed to get it. That's usually the mark of a good joke, I'm told.

Anyway - C&A *has* gone under, hasn't it?

LaceSensor · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3137

some of those pics now update milliseconds after loading with airbrushed versions with no bits showing. boo.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 14:11

Cunts & Arse, or Clemens & August?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 14:13

LaceSensor wrote:

some of those pics now update milliseconds after loading with airbrushed versions with no bits showing. boo.

That's because of your username.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

LaceSensor wrote:

some of those pics now update milliseconds after loading with airbrushed versions with no bits showing. boo.

That's because of your username.

POTW.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4826

Mr Chris wrote:

myp wrote:

I think he was making an hilarious 'joke' about what C&A could possibly stand for.

So hilarious I immediately failed to get it. That's usually the mark of a good joke, I'm told.

Anyway - C&A *has* gone under, hasn't it?

I've got a feeling the c&a brand is still used abroad, or was until recently. I forget where, though.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 14:41

Sir Taxalot wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

myp wrote:

I think he was making an hilarious 'joke' about what C&A could possibly stand for.

So hilarious I immediately failed to get it. That's usually the mark of a good joke, I'm told.

Anyway - C&A *has* gone under, hasn't it?

I've got a feeling the c&a brand is still used abroad, or was until recently. I forget where, though.

Essex girl's knickers.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 14:42

C&A still sell online, I think.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 14:44

myp wrote:

C&A still sell online, I think.

People pay for porn?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 14:52

Grim... wrote:

myp wrote:

C&A still sell online, I think.

People pay for porn?

Apprently they look at Debenhams

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

A white hole?

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 15:55

GovernmentYard wrote:

All this flange is diverting our attention from the main issue - that's one hell of a lovely arse.

Eh? Either the thong is uneven, or her ACTUAL BUTTOCKS are.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Soon knead it into shape.

C&A still exists, there's one in Wenceslas Square, Prague. Full of beaver too, it is.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Could someone summarise the salient points from this thread for me please. Cash Rich, Time Poor, yadda yadda.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Shops, knickers, vaginas, arses, Louie's lovelife.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

GovernmentYard wrote:

Shops, knickers, vaginas, arses, Louie's lack of lovelife.

FTFY

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Have a wank. Or get on alt.com and find someone you can tie up and give a damned good seeing to.

sdg · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 20:14

This page may be worth a look.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

superdupergill wrote:

This page may be worth a look.

I've not been single that long

sdg · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 20:23

That page freaks me out a bit every time I see it and they always seem to be advertising it on the homepage.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38653

c&a still in france and holland

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