Be Excellent To Each Other

Yo Hive Mind.

I'm best man for my brother and we're just about to head off and get AWOOGA'd up. But before I go, please suggest (legal and semi-moral) challenges for the stag to do.

GO!

Act with some semblance of dignity and have fun?

Get a big tray of mixed shots. One for each person there.

The people then each, in turn, ask him a question about themselves. If the Stag gets the answer right, the attendee downs the shot. If he gets it wrong, he downs the shot. You can go for a 'best of three' thing, whereby the question asker can ramp up the difficulty if the Stag gets Q1 correct.

Ah, you've learnt from the mistakes of my stag do.

You don't my brother's friends.

Kiss a guy. See if he likes it.

I'm not inferring 1 missing verb.

I'm time limited people! I've got a longish list already, I was hoping you creative witty types would come up with a few diamonds... you've dissapointed me, Beex.

It's been seven minutes.

Try the "bring an iron" game, or get one of you to declare yourself absolutely definitely 100% going to win at something, and then not win at it.

Dance on a pool table then shit your pants on a coach.

Convince the bar staff to get a photo of the husband to be behind as many bars as possible. Pouring a pint ideally.

Shout 'oi oi' a lot and generally repulse all humanity.

or

Russian Roulette with real bullets

If your aiming for a neo-traditionalist type stag night why not try the Stella challenge, where you have to consume as much Stella Artois as humanly possible then a) keep it down, & b) win a fight. Good luck with both.

Well you know what, fuck the lot of you. Think the worst if you like. Thanks for the help.

'See' you all on tuesday.

No, C U Next Tuesday!

Try making Myp look disctinctly ordinary in a Go Kart race. Worked for me.

Pfft, another couple of laps and you were mine. Technically I should've started on Pole, as well.

Rather than end on one.

Yeah Yeah, and Damon Hill would have been champion a year earlier if Schumacher hadn't punted him off the track in Australia but the RECORD BOOKS DON'T LIE.

*polishes trophy*

You all should speak French. If you can't speak French then let your own funky music do the talking.

Did your brother not tell you he was getting married till this morning?

Ding Dong the bells are going to chime

Pedant: 2 years earlier. Hill won in 96. That incident was in 94.

Can I attend your Stag Do Mr Dave when you have one. We can drink J2O and walk down Blackpool promenade with our 'Boob inspector' caps on.

Lap dancing club, give 2 strippers £100 quid and send him off to a private room.

Where do you send the strippers?

There were quite a few good suggestions...
And surely this was completely and utterly not the best forum you could have asked on?

Play the "who can get slapped by a hot bird the first" game.

Never know, you might find a dirty and score.

If you're going down that route, play Tit Cricket.

Tit Cricket.

Tit cricket.

wait, there are other forums? And apologies for the 'fuck you all'. What I really meant was 'fuck those of you that think stag do = loud wankers'

Tit Cricket

Is that me?

Enjoy your halves of mild. Why don't you have a whist drive?

Whist drive? Pah! Beetle drives are what all the cool kids are doing

The clue is in the name.

damn you closed minded creatures of extremes! There are grades of depravity!

If it doesn't involve pain, puke, being ejected from establishments, jumping in canals or soiling of undergarments, by any or all attendees then it's not a stag do.

Also: Eatin' is cheatin'

reminds me. I nearly jumped into the canal in chester on mine.

Anyway, I AM off now. Enjoy your weekends and pray for me.

What's tit cricket?

Mine just involved immense amounts of titties.

You and Mr Chris, for two.

Huzzah!

One of the questions in the quiz last night was "In this film montage, how many nipples are there on show?"

You have to touch ladies boobs without her noticing that you are doing it deliberately.
if she does you are "caught out"
touch one boob with one hand is a run
both boobs one after another with one hand is 4 runs
both boobs with both hands at the same time is a six

One person told me that they have introduced a Powerplay to their variations, where you go on the dancefloor and dance next to a hen night, accumulating as many runs as possible in 5 minutes.

my best man was organised. he did tshirts with our fav super hero on. We all had a car with said hero on it. Cards was shuffled, whoever was drawn drank a shot. Also i had a challenge sheet with Batman's villans on, each one had a drink with it. Penguin was guinness etc.

What did you have to drink if you drew the Goblin card?

i can't remember