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 Post subject: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 17:38 
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Can any one recomend a good template... I have to update mine for work..

I have looked at the word ones and none jump out..

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 18:51 
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Name : Kov
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Job: Being Tall
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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 19:16 
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MrDavPaz wrote:
Name : Kov
Address: Shropshire
Job: Being Tall
Experience: Touched a boob once
Expcted Salary: 2 pints of Special Brew and a pork pie



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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 20:10 
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From experience of recruiting, don't use any form of template. Two reasons:

1 - Template puts you in the same category as everyone else on first glance. not Good.

2 - Template forces you to answer questions which 'Aren't you'. Again, not good.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 20:20 
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what is the best way of doing one.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 20:22 
Contact info:
Previous employment:
Qualifications:
other shit
references:

?? like that?


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 20:27 
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i thought you had to make it stand out.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 20:34 
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Write it in blood.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 20:40 
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GazChap wrote:
Write it in blood.
i could write it in someone elses:) less painful for me :)


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 20:43 
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Don't put your photo on it. Keep it under 2 pages, preferably 1 page with a cover letter, without obviously cramming. Keep the main CV fairly plain and generic, tailor the cover letter to the job/company. Make sure you look at what the company does so you can do that better.

Don't fill it with lists, especially acronyms - this is really fucking hard if, like me, you have a wide variety of technologies under your belt, of which you can only get more than a quarter in by using TLAs.

Cover major accomplishments/projects, focussing on how it was only possible at all, never mind on time, budget and meeting requirements, because of you being involved. I hate this part passionately.

That's the advice I got a couple of years back. What I did was simplify my format and content, and write no cover letters. It took 10 months to get a job.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 20:49 
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Get some fancy paper. I bought 200 pages of some watermarked parchment-like fancy paper on leaving Uni. Lovely stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:24 
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I wonder if you could get paper with a "give this person the job" watermark, and how well it would work.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 22:41 
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KovacsC wrote:
I have looked at the word ones and none jump out..


GazChap wrote:
Write it in blood.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 22:48 
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Don't put an e-mail address on it like [email protected] as they will think you are a loser.

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:03 
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this is one I got off someone at uni who made it himself

it worked for him, it worked for others, it worked for me and my GF

hope it works for you if you like it


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:42 
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Me and my brother wrote a CV for a character we named Michael Oxlong, and all that was on it was:

"Dedication's what you need"

Roy Castle, 1932-1994

Michael didn't get any interviews.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:43 
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Ah, but were you also the persons vetting the CVs and arranging the interviews? I'd reject it out of hand, as I'd know it was a false.

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:05 
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Mr Russell wrote:
Don't put an e-mail address on it like [email protected] as they will think you are a loser.

Yes. I have a separate email address especially for official things.

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:38 
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myp wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Don't put an e-mail address on it like [email protected] as they will think you are a loser.

Yes. I have a separate email address especially for official things.



That is a good idea..

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:47 
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I just used my angrycake-dot-com address. It tended to get positive (ie amused) responses.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:31 
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The company I used to work at once employed someone with the email address [email protected] (may not have been 69).

As for CV advice, for the job I do now my CV was the same as 100 others they got, except mine also said "Finally, although it may be of little use in an IT role, I am a skilled JCB driver."
That one line got me an interview, which, frankly, is all I needed*. So make sure to put something different in it (although not "I like little boys", or anything).

* /pulls head out of own arse

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:08 
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Grim... wrote:
(although not "I like little boys", or anything).

Is Curiosity's sig doubling as his CV then?


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:11 
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Grim... wrote:
(although not "I like little boys", or anything).

Is Curiosity's sig doubling as his CV then?

I wasn't entirely sure he'd even noticed. Let's hope he doesn't throw a comical.

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:17 
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As for CV advice, for the job I do now my CV was the same as 100 others they got, except mine also said "Finally, although it may be of little use in an IT role, I am a skilled JCB driver."
That one line got me an interview, which, frankly, is all I needed*. So make sure to put something different in it (although not "I like little boys", or anything).
I think what got me the interview here was my CV saying "I'm excited about and gearing up to developing for the Xbox 360 using the XNA thing" - one of my bosses is a nerdlinging gamer.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:24 
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Grim... wrote:
I wasn't entirely sure he'd even noticed. Let's hope he doesn't throw a comical.


He hadn't, until about 5 minutes ago.

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:30 
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Using the process of elimination, it must've been Grim....
I like kissing skinny boys.

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
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It was rather soon after this ;)

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:43 
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When I was recruiting back in the spring, we got 250 CVs in a week - it was a graduate job with a 4 year training contract, which are in pretty short supply. I sifted them down using three filters:

1 - Covering letter doesn't mention the role or the firm at all
2 - Applying for a different job (It was a tax role, and so many covering letters were talking about being an accountant/auditor)
3 - Covering letter goes on about career ambitions which were completely incompatible with the job on offer

That got them down to about 30 worth reading.

However, I had little work so I did go through and so I then read through the rejects anyway.

Classic ones were:
- In the header of the front page of the CV, written in bold italics were 'Some people are good for menial tasks, others people can shake up your organisation - if you're looking for the former don't bother calling'. We didn't.

- One covering letter read 'I am writing to apply for the role of regional sales director...'

- A few CVs had photos on. One, (female) in the hobbies and interests section read 'The photo on Page 1 was taken at a party. I do have better photos that you can see.'

- In the covering letter one had written 'I Went to school with Mr X who is a partner at your firm'. Mr X is not a partner, and had never heard of the individual.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:46 
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One CV we had still had "click here to edit this text" at the bottom of his CV.

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:13 
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*makes notes*

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:20 
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I was taught by a wise hermit never to include the words 'Curriculum Vitae' on your curriculum vitae. Or 'CV' or 'resume', or anything like that. Since it was pointed out to me I noticed that most of the good CVs I have had to review when recruiting don't have that on them.

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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:58 
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True that. Mine only has the letter's "CV" in the file name, nowhere else.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:00 
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If you are going to put 'Curriculum Vitae', don't put 'Curriculum Vital' as I saw on one the other day.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:24 
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True that. Mine only has the letter's "CV" in the file name, nowhere else.
mine are normally the same.


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 Post subject: Re: CV / Resume
PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:57 
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just checked and mine doesn't say CV or anything like that.. phew! I thought it would have done for some reason...

Anyway, when I worked at GAME we had loads of CVs for Christmas jobs. One of them had a list stapled to the back of all the video games that the guy had ever completed! We were talking hundreds of games here spanning years... It was amusing for a moment, but he didn't get the job.

I also saw CVs hand written... don't do this.

And finally, one CV we had was on posh paper AND had a little Pacman theme going on around the borders. It was ace and I believe he did get the job!


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There's this one...


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... which?


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