Be Excellent To Each Other

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Short summaries of movies. Such as:

ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders.

DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.

LOLITA: Man encourages step-daughter to take chances.

WORLD TRADE CENTER: Rag-tag group of underdogs succeed at a massive undertaking despite overwhelming odds, credit success with faith in God.

Amused me greatly.

300: Gays kill Blacks
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

He he, that is good.

This rings a bell. I think we had a whole thread where we summed up films in one sentence, or maybe five words or something.

Yes, we did exactly that. I cannot be bothered to search for it.

DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders.

Hahaa

In fairness, this website is better at it than we were.

Although the Donnie Darko one ("Hallucinating teen crushed by airplane engine") is just the regular plot, isn't it?