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Hello!
The nice people who wrote this game have agreed to send someone a review copy for inclusion on THE SITE.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_Floor_(2009_video_game)

Volunteers?

Don't give it to Curio, whatever you do. Unless you want to be reading it this time next year.

73%

Yeah, I'll do it.

I've done all but one of my write-ups, you collosal bastard! Go hassle myp or something!

*stomps off*

"Average Left 4 Dead rip-off, 63%."

K. PM me your address.

PM me your address??
I thought you all lived in a private borough on the Thames?

According to what I just got sent, he doesn't even live in London.

You stomp like a girl.

You are correct, Sir. Except for my council tax bill.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_Floor_(2009_video_game) ?

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That's what I said.

You still haven't quite said it right. More wrong than before, even.

!"£$%^&*()(&^%$%^%$^%^"£$%^&

You're, like, crazy.

Yes. That must be it.

Oh my goodness. This game is really, really, really bad.

Well I would have done it for you, but sadly I'm still waiting on my review copy of SF4 from Lewie. Sadly the game has been released, and I have downloaded/stole and then brought it. So I think it's a bit late now

Sorry, never heard back from Capcom. Sillys.

What and where is THE SITE and can anyone write reviews, even complete charlies like me?

http://www.uptojump.co.uk

And yes, anyone at all.

Also - have you been hiding in a bin, or something?!

This is the one time I forgive them. It's actually a PC game.

1) Good, I shall inflict myself on it... soon

2) No, but there's so many in-jokes that go on around these parts that it's a nightmare working out who said what to whom, when and why a feather duster randomly enters the scene.

Matron!

You may need to flesh that review out a little.

Better?

I added some context

You misunderstand. This isn't just a bad game, it's brutal punishment. Still, makes for an easier review than a game that's 'OK-ish'.