Fraud twat's creationist dino park seized

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 20:40

http://www.pnj.com/article/20090801/NEWS01/908010317

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A federal judge has cleared the way for the government's seizure of a creationism theme park in Pensacola owned by a couple convicted of tax fraud.
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A ruling by U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers states that the nine properties that make up Dinosaur Adventure Land as well as two bank accounts associated with the park will be used to satisfy $430,400 owed to the federal government.

Kent Hovind, who founded the park and a ministry, Creation Science Evangelism, is serving 10 years in federal prison for failing to pay the Internal Revenue Service more than $470,000 in employee taxes.

He was found guilty in November 2006 on 58 counts, including failure to pay employee taxes and making threats against investigators.

The conviction culminated 17 years of Hovind sparring with the IRS. Saying he was employed by God and his ministers were not subject to payroll taxes, he claimed no income or property.

Short of actually going to the webSHITE of these mental cases, how does a creationist dino park work?

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Bill Maher visited one in Religulous.

Was pretty funny.

Nemmie · **Joined:** 13th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 1643

They work on the premise that fossils don't take millions of years to forum and in fact (according to them) can be formed easily in thousands or even hundreds of years.

This theory is supported with some pictures of fossils formed in a matter of years that they and their supporters have found in the area.

http://www.kent-hovind.com/articles/foolish_fossils.htm

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 20:53

So why wasn't Moses or Noah or somebody were mentioned dodging Tyranosaurus Rexesses?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Because dinosaurs were friendly. Jesus rode them.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 22:09

Fucking hell, 10 years at 47k a year. Jesus. I would have fucking remortgaged quickly.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

@dimmers Old Test actually talks about a behemoth that believers take to be a dinosaur

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behemoth

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 0:48

Well if they're going to stretch credulity, Durin's Bane is a dinosaur.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14517

Dimrill wrote:

Well if they're going to stretch credulity, Durin's Bane is a dinosaur.

Nah - its a dinasaur ........ ON FIRE !!!! :-)

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:51

Craster wrote:

Because dinosaurs were friendly. Jesus rode them.

Shame that Jesus wasn't friendly back. "I CRUSH YOU, SMALL CROCODILE-TYPE CREATURE"

Bear or Bust · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 15:55

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@dimmers Old Test actually talks about a behemoth that believers take to be a dinosaur

I'm hoping it still does Meteor as a counterattack, like in FF.

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