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 Post subject: What a balls-up
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:13 
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It begins.*

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The Children’s Secretary set out £400million plans to put 20,000 problem families under 24-hour CCTV super-vision in their own homes.

They will be monitored to ensure that children attend school, go to bed on time and eat proper meals.


I can seeeee yoooouuuuu

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:21 
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How does CCTV prove a child has gone to school rather than out with their mates?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:25 
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How does CCTV prove a child has gone to school rather than out with their mates?


A gps tag under the skin, natch
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The Times was less worried about this than the plan to pay for 20,000 poor people to go on a gap year. On balance I tend to agree.

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Mr Chris wrote:
The Times was less worried about this than the plan to pay for 20,000 poor people to go on a gap year. On balance I tend to agree.


Would cut unemployment.

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 Post subject: Re: What a balls-up
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:32 
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MaliA wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
The Times was less worried about this than the plan to pay for 20,000 poor people to go on a gap year. On balance I tend to agree.


Would cut unemployment.


Would disguise unemployment. For one year.

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 Post subject: Re: What a balls-up
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MaliA wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
The Times was less worried about this than the plan to pay for 20,000 poor people to go on a gap year. On balance I tend to agree.


Would cut unemployment.

They'd be at university if they weren't on a gap year, though. It's only a gap year if it's before you go to university.

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 Post subject: Re: What a balls-up
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:43 
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Craster wrote:
super-vision

I can see your bra, Lois!

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 Post subject: Re: What a balls-up
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:45 
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Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
The Times was less worried about this than the plan to pay for 20,000 poor people to go on a gap year. On balance I tend to agree.


Would cut unemployment.

They'd be at university if they weren't on a gap year, though. It's only a gap year if it's before you go to university.


Gap years are the preserve of the middle classes anyway. It's a stupid idea, I reckon.

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 Post subject: Re: What a balls-up
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It's a fucking stupid idea.

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How many people would need to be employed to watch all that CCTV, 'round the clock? 50,000?
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
How many people would need to be employed to watch all that CCTV, 'round the clock? 50,000?


Watch?
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Actually, they could probably just put it all on Youtube and crowdsource it.
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
crowdsource


Nnnnghhh

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