Be Excellent To Each Other

Where's that photo of Zardoz?

I will upload the pictures I have tomorrow.

Be warned, I have a picture of Craster wearing Zardoz as a codpiece.

Thankfully Craster is still fully clothed, though Zardoz looks a little rough around the edges since he had been chewed by both the bride and groom.

Yes, that was quite scary, seeing Myp first kiss, then lick, then finally eat Zardoz... about 10cm from my face.

My pics to be uploaded soon too, so we can all share Dave's secret arousal.

If you are all going to go changing your faces again, you'll just have to deal with me not knowing who you are. I ignore the wordy bits in favour of the pretty pictures.

I've just opened my bag and been reminded of how much I now hate Dimrill.

Lots.

Did he steal your tampons?

I'm not sure congratulating people on getting married is the correct thing to do... it feels a little like saying well done for entering a marathon before it's started.

I wish you all the best for your future together.

bloody cleeks.

If your cleeks are bloody then I suggest you seek medical attention as quickly as possible.

Malc

Thanks a lot to Matt and Ange. We really enjoyed the day. The food was delicious!

the BBQ stuff was really, really nice.

Good cake, too. I'd have been really disappointed if I hadn't got any of the cake.

OOOH you just reminded me, I have a piece of cake downstairs to eat. And I'm peckish. I'll go get some cake. And a camera. To take a picture of the cake you didn't have.

Oh, did you not get any?
Hmm, how did that happen

Ooh, delicious cake!

I did - there were others later complaining they hadn't, as I was stuffing cake into my face.

There was a box stuffed with cake that needed 3 people to lift it to the car on Saturday morning...

Ok, I exaggerate, but it really isn't too late to get any (more) cake if you want it, I'm sure the Colemans would welcome some of it being removed from their hands. Obviously not from their physical hands as they pick it up to eat it though.

What were the caricatures about?

Instead of having shitty sugar coated almonds on the tables they paid a professional artist to do caricatures of the guests as wedding favours. Despite them pulling me out for the first one as they thought it would be funny, and me being absolutely horrified at my caricature as I'm sure will become evident, he's very good.

There was a caricaturast caracaturist cartoon drawing guy.

I have to say, the ones I have seen of people I have met (MetalAngel, Joans, Dimrill (well, I've seen his photo)) they are real likenesses!

I am officially jealous!!

I was going to ask where they were coming from so I could have one!

Doc, where's yours?

Look left of his post.

Wow!

Was it one of those fancy dress weddings, and he went as his Simpsons self?

Glad it all went well.

Joans, I didn't realise how much you look like a bald Brian Clough until now.

It was great spending another night in Myps mouth.

A woman I used to work with went to a wedding over the weekend too and during the course of the event, one of the guests stole the money from the weddings cards. Nice.

Classy!

Did they find out who the culprit was?

How do they know it was one of the guests? Seems more likely to me it was either staff at the venue or some well-dressed guy who just wandered in from the street, snaffled the cards, and moved on. Think about how many people in suits mill around at weddings who you don't recognise.

Especially when half of them can only be identified by internet usernames such as Albin-zero-kid

Yeah, I'd agree. Plus you'd like to think that no-one of the people you invite to your own wedding would stoop that low. I'm only going from a Facebook post so I don't know all the details.

That's terrible. Would it be insured?

Christ, it'd be a nightmare to claim if it was, I'd imagine.

our wedding insurance had a specific clause covering cash at the reception, up to £5000. Despite that, every card went in my inside pocket and up to the room asap, and most of the guests gave up b&q vouchers anyway, as that was what we'd asked for

Usually the staff. They are paid peanuts and treated like shit by their employers with little vetting. We had a giant cheese go missing after our reception.

The wedding industry is full of cunts. Our day was fantastic but the in laws never paid the final payment on the venue due to the drunken owners helping themselves to our food and then trying to chase us out with an Alsatian the size of an elephant come 11.30pm. Funnily enough they never chased the payment either probably because we'd have gone straight to Health And Safety over a couple of major violations that could have them shut down.

The caterer tried to charge us for lots of breakages (of which we know there were none that were our guests fault) and was told to GTFF. Not our problem if she literally employed 12 year olds. I did see a waitress drop a tray of glasses but NOT OUR FUCKING PROBLEM BITCH!

You can never have enough laminate flooring.

My anti-wedding arsenal is growing by the day after reading this sort of thing.

That's strange, because next month I'm going to an anti-Arsenal wedding at the White Hart Lane function suite

I fear you've been done up like yom kippur.

I see the sweary filter is clearly a Chelsea fan.

It just works.

Jew really think so?

I spent more money on Booze than I did on the room! Not a great deal more but JEEEZ!

Cake was lovely already eaten all of my bits.

Also TheAlbin0Kid forgetting his spare trousers and having to transport him to my place in only pants*, was 10000% the funniest thing to happen on the Saturday!

Are you going to be putting photos up somewhere? You looked like you knew what you were doing....

THE ONLY PHOTO FROM THE WEDDING YOU NEED:


Except possibly for this one:


Facebook gallery link coming (man, it don't 'arf upload slow)

Who do I need to be friends with on Facebook to see it?

Why is John Virgo licking me?

FACEBOOK LINK:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2 ... 735be093a3

(anyone should be able to view this)

I like the one of me lunging at Maria I may have been slightly tipsy by that point.

I just saw that one, you look like you're about to eat her.

Where's that little Jewish boy?