Be Excellent To Each Other

Christ a mighty. I won!

So a new one gets done at 100 pages then?

First guy or gal on page 100 gets the new one, yep. And all it took for me to win one (FINALLY) was some ten year old kid getting shot in the head. WOOOOOOOT!

oh thats not good


I'll try and make the next one then

Dude, FAOD, you DON'T need to shoot a ten year old in the head when it comes to it, okay?

I heard an advert for a CD on the telly of All 90s Summer Dance Party Hits or some other shitty name and thought "I like every single one of these songs".

But the original novella has a completely different ending!

If anyone has an Intel Mac mini they no longer require, please let me know as I am after one and don't want to pay £499.00 for the privilege.

It's a Saturday and I've somehow woken earlier than I normally would for work by a factor of lots. This does not make me happy.

Nah - *this* is your RS232 stuff :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oukQ5Z5258

BTW Mr Chris I'm disappointed that there are no comments about Bits n Bobs being *so* good that it can go up to 11

I am back at work after (most of) a week off to look after my new housemate*, who is acebest. Bored already, though. I hate being stuck at the desk babysitting Johnny Public when I could be doing useful things in the stacks instead. Or at home sleeping. Woe.

*You might remember her from such threads as "sinister agent's 17 year old friend", "Money and yoof", and "help, I lack a third amusing title!"

I am just sorting a few baby photos out that need printing.. taking an age to upload 68 of them ...

Lolzipops! I have just sold an iPod Shuffle to some poor stinky geek. Wait until he finds out it's made of phosphate and dental floss!

Fucking landlords are ****s.

£160 off my deposit for a "bent bed". The only beds that needed replacing were the ones that had been used the year previous. FFS. Not happy.
Bastards.

Hang on a mo. New Bits & Bobs and no Mickey Quinn!



That's better.

I got my recipt for my degree today aswell.

around £20,000 for a piece of paper. Woo!

How not to demolish a building:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8179857.stm

That wouldn't have happened if Fred was still around to do a proper job of it.

MaliA gave up a not so promising surf session and gave three bodyboards to his nephews and niece and then stood patiently in the surf and instructed them on how to be awesome like him. The results were mixed.

Went out for a bike ride and when I got back my clip on saddle bag had vanished. Annoying as it had an expensive all in one new bike tool in it as well as various gubbins.

So had to go for a drive to see if I could locate it. I was almost ready to give up when the headlights caught the reflective strips about 5 miles out. Pulled over and retrieved the bag. Phew!

Lucky I had the lights on really as it didn't occur to me that the reflective strips would reflect light back. Also lucky that it fell and stayed facing the same direction. No way I would have seen it without it lighting up. In fact I'd already nearly pulled over once already until Mrs Chinny pointed out did I really want to pick up a load of horse pooh.

Things that it's difficult to be geekier than, #247: A rendition of the Ghostbusters theme on modulated Tesla coils

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEG-1iYpgKU

They just hid a C64 behind the coil.

Might have to head for St Ives in search of clean waves today. Tomorrow is looking promising, though, with winds swinging around to offshore and maybe about 4 footish of surf. So I think I'll get a surf in today, and then tomorrow morning whilst you lot are at work, and return to home 24 hours after MrsA.

Went dress shopping for Mrs Craster today. After four hours, and every clothes shop in Bromley, she finally picked one she liked. I did an impromptu lap of honour round the top floor of the shopping centre arms in the air, slow motion Chariots of Fire style, and got thrown out of the shopping centre.

awesome!

Before or after you bought it? Becuase if it was before, you know that dress won't be there when you go back to buy it.

Only I got thrown out. She met me 5 minutes later at the car with the dress in hand and a disapproving glare on face.

Back in Oxfordshire. See Gas Guzzling thread/facebook for french electrics highlights. Also, car stinks of wet wetsuit and is full of sand.

877 Bananas.

Fantastic!

I have received a text which makes me very unhappy

On the other hand, Girls Aloud on Sky1 next week is sponsored by Matalan. This is fantastic.

That's brilliant. Would be even better if it was Findus Crispy Pancakes.

Got a text from Bobbyaro today. The poor bugger had to go into hospital and have emergency surgery on a twisted intestine.

Yikes!

He seems to be okay, though has obviously felt better.

Poor bobby

That explains why he hasnt been playing CoD4 today

Aww man that sounds unpleasant, hope he's ok. Although to be fair,he should get a couple of days off work. On a totally unrelated note if anyone gets swine flu please come and visit me.

If you read this Bobby; get well soon x

I thought you had to set fire to a security guard before they'd chuck someone out of the Glades. Well done sir.

Perhaps the forum should get a sponsor? We could charge £2 a month for the rights.

BEEX -sponsored by Anusol.

You could even have individual posters sponsored. Mr Chris could be sponsored by Texas Instruments Speak and Spell.

Outted:




But yeah, get well soon.

Cripes, hope you're doing OK, bobby.

Cor, excitement! Get well Bobby soon aro.

A Findus Crispy Pancakes... a key ingredient in the findus crispy pancake butty, a meal that is so wrong, yet so right.

Can we send Bobby a beex get well soon card?
Perhaps Grim... can do a hospital visit.

Hope you're ok anyway.

joy. Uni IT off until after lunchtime. All inner-net access through phone.

I sense an unproductive morning.

*puts feet up, cracks open a (bottle of water - Ed)

(Kovacs smells of pineapples)

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Double post for fun!!

i could've deleted it if you hadn't replied so quickly, dingus

Back at work, post swine flu. I could get used to a life of leisure. I may have to start playing the lottery.

I've often said that if I married into money I would have no compuction at all about becoming a house husband. My desire to laze outweighs my already-miniscule self worth.