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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 14:09 
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Just add the next line, leaving it open to silliness if you so desire.

Chapter 1:

Alan reached for the large brown envelope and opened the flap.


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Somewhere in the next room, a baby cried but this didn't put him off.


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He withdrew a handwritten note from within its papery enclosure.

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Carefully he took a sniff at the open neck of the package.

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There was a faint smell of wotsits.


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The note read "That's it, I'm shutting the forum."

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Whilst flouncing, Alan screwed up the note and smiled to himself, finally he'd be able to get some work done.


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THE END OF PARAGRAPH ONE. PARAGRAPH TWO BEGINS!


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The sound of the baby crying stopped abruptly.


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He ran down the stairs, grabbed his jacket, ran out of the door, and threw himself into the driver's seat of his soulful lime green Austin Ambassador.

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THE END

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He carressed the worn leather of the upholstery, jammed in the ignition key and

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promptly shat himself.

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"This incontinence is really becoming a problem. Thank heavens for this big man-nappy I'm wearing", he said aloud, inexplicably, as no one was there.

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There was a faint smell of wotsits.


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He was clad he had that snack conversion done as the price of petrol was so high here in THE FUTURE


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He saw a squirrel named steve.


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Although he pondered awhile as to why he hadn't bought the slightly more expensive Walkers Sensations - they get a far superior MPG.

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The engine roared, and he pulled away, running over Steve in the process


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Steve was still alive... the vehicle was slammed into reverse


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Our hero then met a buffoon called kyoptima.

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Steve's corpse was left on the road. The vehicle sped off.


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the gps squalked, turn left here


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Alan knew better, however, and carried straight on.

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Unfortunately, it would appear that the GPS knew that the bridge was out ahead, and Alan didn't.

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High above the Earth, in an artificial moon known as The Squirrel Star, vast intelligences pondered over this senseless crime and accessed Alan's onboard GPS.


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Suddenly, Alan JIZZED IN HIS PANTS.

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Again, he was grateful for the man-nappy. He should really get around to changing himself, though, as he'd been wearing this one for nearly a week.

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But yet at the same time, hadn't.

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High above the Earth, in an artificial moon known as The Squirrel Star, vast intelligences pondered over this senseless crime and accessed Alan's onboard GPS.

"To the control centre I think" said the Captain. "TO SHERWOOD!"


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Meanwhile in Sherwood, the band of Merry men were waiting for a new leader to arrive.

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*KABOOM* myp fired his handlebar-mounted grenade launcher at the car.

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which missed by a country mile!!

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"More wotsits, Steve?" said Zardoz, sitting around the campfire in Sherwood "What was that KABOOM?"


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Curiosity decided to go off and type up his paragraph or two for the top 50 games list.

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myp did the same.

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