"Live" gay excorcism...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 13:42

Uploady person wrote:

Manifested Glory Ministries uploaded a homosexual exorcism video. Manifested Glory Ministries believes that homosexuals are possessed by gay demons that need to be exorcised. Manifested Glory Ministries is based in Connecticut and regularly performs gay exorcisms.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 13:43

That gave me the willies.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

He exercises gays? Good on that man.

On a serious note, that's fucking horrible.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 13:58

What a waste of time. You can cure that with chiropractic.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 14:01

'Gay exorcism' conjures up imagines of loads of incense, big shiny crucifixes, and men in dresses chanting around the poor unwitting possessed.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I read that as "Lave Gay Excorcism", with Dr Lave using SCIENCE to make the gay demons do as they're told. Possibly by use of the caltronic reverberators.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 14:28

On the other hand, The Gay Demons is a great name for a band...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 14:30

Plus they have very clean floors at that church.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 14:38

Does anyone say "Your father sucks cocks in Hell, Karras"?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Spunk excorcism?

The Count of Six · **Joined:** 23rd Jan, 2009 **Posts:** 145

So the demons are gay? Or is someone possessing them too?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

The Count of Six wrote:

So the demons are gay? Or is someone possessing them too?

Like Russian dolls, it's Gay Demons all the way down.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 15:54

The Count of Six wrote:

So the demons are gay? Or is someone possessing them too?

How do you think they get into you man? How? The back door, that's how, they live in the S bend of the loo waiting for unsuspecting fools.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Morte wrote:

they live in the S bend of the loo waiting for unsuspecting fools.

I'm pretty sure that's alligators, guy.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 16:07

What alligators are gay too? Is nothing safe?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 16:15

I'm not sure, they're snappy dressers and they like hanging out in bogs though.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

9.5 bananas.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mr Chris wrote:

9.5 bananas.

You can't award bananas in halves. They go off quicker.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 16:39

I'm trying to work out if he's awarding the bananas out of a possible 10 or a LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD 1000.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Zardoz wrote:

I'm trying to work out if he's awarding the bananas out of a possible 10 or a LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD 1000.

The only possible answer can be 1000, because nobody could be so stupid as to think the system only went to 10. They teach you that at the first day at school.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 16:44

Well you see Mr Chris is always wrong but my jokes are always awesome.

Mods, can you clear this matter up please.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11863

How will they know when he is "cured"?

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

YOWZERS! Thanks for the heads up Dimmers!

Also: it seems youtube has 'upgraded' and now my little ibook stutters that video to about 4 frames a second. Unless it is filled like that?

I'll have to borrow the GFs later to watch it.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Zardoz wrote:

Well you see Mr Chris is always wrong but my jokes are always awesome.

Mods, can you clear this matter up please.

Wednesday, at approximately half past two.

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"Live" gay excorcism...
another one for Lave