The Fantasy band

Cpt_Droman · **Joined:** 12th May, 2009 **Posts:** 597

This is a pub conversation i've had many times and would be interested in what, or should that be who, floats Beexers' musical boats.

The rules are thus:

The band must contain:
a drummer
a bass guitarist
a vocalist/frontman/woman
upto two guitarists, but not two lead or two rhythm guitarists, one of each please
one other musician, be it sax player, piano, harmonica, etc (optional)

your frontman/woman can play another instrument too but you then forego an extra person, i.e lemmy would take up vocals and bass, elton john takes up the optional extra and vocals

they can be living or dead

you can choose a person from any time in their career i.e Eric Clapton when he was with Cream rather than solo

no more than two members of the same band

Thats about it i think.
have a go

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2071

Vocals: Guy Picciotto (Fugazi)
Bass: Jill Cunniff (Luscious Jackson)
Guitar (rhythm): Geordie Walker (Killing Joke)
Guitar (lead): Robert Smith (The Cure)
Drummer: Budgie (Siouxsie & The Banshees)

*moist*

Cpt_Droman · **Joined:** 12th May, 2009 **Posts:** 597

How quickly did you come up with that?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 19:12

20 minutes, it looks like

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 19:13

I can only think of two so far,

Drummer: Proscriptor McGovern
Guitarist/Vocals: Wino

Cpt_Droman · **Joined:** 12th May, 2009 **Posts:** 597

I'm looking forward to yours Dimmers, not that i'll know any of them.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 19:17

Bass: Alex Webster

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 19:39

Tony Thompson - Drums
Pino Paladino - Bass
Johnny Marr - Rhythm Guitar
Johnny Greenwood - Lead Guitar
Ray Manzarek - Keyboards
Eddie Vedder - Vocals

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 19:44

Vocals: Kylie
Songwriter: Luke Haines
Producer: Steve Albini
Everything else: A computer

BREAKING THE LAW!

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 19:50

Lead Guitar: Phil Keaggy
Rhythm Guitar/Vox : Pete Francis
Bass: Matt Wong
Drums: Josh Freese
Sax: Craig Dreyer
Keys: Paul Tillotson

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Drums - Taylor Hawkins
Lead guitar - Eric Clapton
Bass guitar - Flea Stupidname out of the red hot otherwise rubbish peppers
Pianner - Matt Bellamy
Frontbloke - Roger Daltry. Or Josh Homme, but then dropping bellamy.

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

Drummer has to be Budgie
Vocals would probably have to be Siouxsie
Steve Severin on Bass
John McKay on guitar
Martin McCarrick on keyboards/cello.

Yes my fantasy band is Siouxsie and the Banshees. Hurrah it actually exists! Well apart from John McKay alongside those other members but the rest of them have all played together.

LaceSensor · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3137

Vocals: Maynard (Tool/APC)
Guitar (lead): Russel Lissack (Bloc Party)
Guitar (rhythm): Robin Guthrie (Cocteau Twins)
Drums: This guy who plays at Matt and Phreds in Manchester, Unknown
Bass: Ding (PJ Harvey)

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 21:05

The problem is that if I were to put together my favourite guitarist, drummer and Bassist, it just wouldn't work, as they're such enormously different and incompatible styles.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 21:06

Well Wino doesn't really fit in with mine, but it'd be a beautiful racket.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 21:08

Cpt_Droman wrote:

I'm looking forward to yours Dimmers, not that i'll know any of them.

Here you go...

Dimrill wrote:

Vocalist: Man who sounds like he's both throwing up and having a bad constipation attack at the same time
Guitarist: Agurning man with a sledgehammer
Drummer: A sweating man with two sledgehammers
Bassist: A headbanging man with a sledgehammer
Pianist: Elton John

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 21:11

Apart from the vocalist, yowm right.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Dimrill wrote:

Apart from the vocalist, yowm right.

The vocalist should ideally follow on from Hendrix's lead and play his instrument while it is on fire.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Hmmm...

Drummer: Dave Grohl (Wolds most famous session drummer)
Bass: Donald 'Duck' Dunn (Booker T and the MGs, Blues Brothers)
Rhythm Guitar:Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine, etc)
Lead Guitar and Vocals: Bernard Sumner (Joy Division, New Order)
Turntables: Mix Master Mike

Now that would something to hear.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 22:07

Since searching on YouTube for footage of Alex Webster, I'll probably have to put Pat O'Brien in there too. Here they both are:

So!
Drummer: Proscriptor McGovern
Vocals/Guitar: Wino
Guitar: Pat O'Brien
Bass: Alex Webster

Runcle · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 0:11

Vocals: Yasuko Onuki (Melt Banana)
Drummer: Greg Saunier (Deerhoof)
Bass: Lou Barlow (Dinosaur Jr/Sebadoh)
Lead Guitar Stephen Malkmus (Pavement)
Rhythm Guitar and Lyrics: Syd Barrett (Pink Floyd)
Prepared Piano: John Cage

It'll be a mess. Big lovely mess.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:27

Vocals: Lux Interior (The Cramps)
Lead Guitar & Backing Singing: Nick Cave
Rhythm Guitar & Shouting: Frank Black
Bass: Barry Adamson (Magazine)
Drummer: Jaki Liebezeit (Can)
Electric Gubbins: Richard D. James (Aphex Twin, AFX, etc)

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:42

Seeing as other people have flaunted the rules here, mine will too:

Vox: Mike Patton (Faith No More/Mr Bungle/Fantômas/Tomahawk/etc/etc/etc)
Rhythm guitar/vox: Aaron Turner (Isis/Old Man Gloom/Lotus Eaters)
Lead guitar: Jonny Greenwood (Radiohead)
Bass: Justin Chancellor (Tool/Peach)
Drums: Danny Carey (Tool/Green Jellÿ)
Drums: Tomas Haake (Meshuggah)

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

this topic reminds me why i don't go to metal forums anymore.

Well, it's actually because of all the poser photos really.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:20

I thought it was because they dissed your Poison T shirt?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:21

Drummer: Matt Pelissier
Lead: Slash
Bass: Sting
Rhythm: Dave Murray
Vocals: Jack Black
Keyboards: Myleen Class

GO GO SUPABAND

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

Zardoz wrote:

I thought it was because they dissed your Poison T shirt?

I don't think the majority of people in metal forums nowadays even know what Poison is.

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

Grim... wrote:

Bass: Sting

zzzzzzzz....*snores*......

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:29

That's why you don't visit them.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:30

RuySan wrote:

I don't think the majority of people in metal forums nowadays even know what Poison is.

It's a song by Alice Cooper.

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

myp wrote:

RuySan wrote:

I don't think the majority of people in metal forums nowadays even know what Poison is.

It's a song by Alice Cooper.

yes, i should wear that shirt then. It was one of the few times i won against my gf in Singstar.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:40

You can get back at them now with your very own poser photo RuySan.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:42

RuySan wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Bass: Sting

zzzzzzzz....*snores*......

Sting would have to be the bassist, or the band name of Slash 'n' Sting wouldn't work.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:44

Dimrill wrote:

Apart from the vocalist, yowm right.

Alright then. I'll get it right this time.

Dimrill wrote:

Vocalist: Man who sounds like he's both throwing up and having a bad constipation attack at the same time, with a sledgehammer.
Guitarist: Agurning man with a sledgehammer
Drummer: A sweating man with two sledgehammers
Bassist: A headbanging man with a sledgehammer
Pianist: Elton John

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I have a Poison t-shirt.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 21:22

Do you feel better now you've outed yourself to the interweb?

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