Be Excellent To Each Other

It is day one of the Frabjous Anarchist's Party Conference. The last months have been a non-stop turmoil of allegations of sleaze and corruption, and public confidence is at an all-time low. These few days will be the turning point for the party - either they will emerge consolidated under their current leadership, or new blood will rise to take control of the party, and lead in a new era for the party.

Today's political discussion will end at 4pm Wednesday. With 15 players in the room, 8 votes are required to expel someone.

[playerlist]
Kalmar
Joans
Curiosity
Mr Dave
The Rev Owen
Grim...
Malc
myp
Mr Chris
Mr Dom
Superdupergill
Morte
zaphod79
Runcle
Plissken
[/playerlist]

Order, order.

Or something.

What time does the bar open? And can we claim for drinks on expenses?

I plan to introduce a bill about drinking, so it is important that all members get as much experience with it as possible.
On expenses.

*scoffs jar of goose fat*

Free drinks? I'm there.

Hear! Hear!

No duck is an island.

Our government should be based on three things.

Expenses! Expenses! Expenses!

I do "volunteer" work for "registered charity" Owen & Owen Brewers and I'm sure that, if we would worked together on this, we could draft some legislation that would help the "local community" in these trying times.

I'd like to table a motion.




Ahhh, that's better.

Early Lunch!

So then.
Which one of you lot is the "Hazel", then?

I'm certainly not the "Mandy".

Why do you ask, Darling?

*snore*

Whut? Wazzat?
Hear hear!

*Snore*

BOO SUCKS TO THE LOT OF YOU! ESPECIALLY YOU TORIES!

*zzzzzzzz*

Have we lost yet?

You will soon enough.

[vote:myp]

So, um... Yeah. Shall we off Myp?

I was only participating in harmless barracking, but could be persuaded to vote him out. He doesn't sleep enough on the job, and is barely corrupt.

You suspect him of being a... reformer? A grave charge indeed...

Summon Black Rod!

Afternoon, whos name looks most like Jacqui Smith just to be on the save side?

Runcle.

Get the coins.

Coins? There are free coins going around? This is another example of wastage in the public services.

It's about time we started campaigning for something the public actually cares about, rather than this expenses thing that they clearly do not.

I suggest the following motions:
1) Equal rights for frogs. Abolish Frog slavery. Too long have toads looked down on their frog brethren. This must stop.
2) Deep Fried Squirrel on a Stick to be the new national dish
3) Extra money into researching cat food that doesn't stink out the house.

Guaranteed election, those.

YEAH!*




* No.

Well, hello there.

Malc

Let me share some correspondance which I have been partaking in:










So based on that, [vote: Morte], the dirty skunk rapist.

Myp or Morte? Who to vote for now?

All the arguments seem so reasonable, but what would the Daily Express say?

Sir Morté/Myp killed Diana!

That's an incentive to applaud us, surely?

Anyway, I'm predictably going to [vote:Curiosity], as we always vote for each other on day one.

Ah-ha! The old Boys Network at it again, eh? Keeping all the votes to yourselves.

How dare you Sir? How dare you besmerch my good name by casting the noble art of Skunk raping in such a dark light? There's no law against it you know?

...well there may be a law against it but it's merely a misdemeanor and covered by Parliamentry Priviliedge (look it up, it's in the Magna Carta).

Frogs you say, frogs? Sod the frogs.

[Vote:Mr Dave]

We're looking for rebels, eh? Who's a famous rebel?

Luke Skywalker!

Who's name almost contains all the letters of the name 'Luke'?

RUNCLE!

[vote:Runcle]

How's the party supposed to work with such division? The public feels strongly about the issue of frog slavery. The public also feels strongly about the issue of Skunk Rape: Mainly that they don't like it, as the stink follows the perpetrator* for ages, and they don't like sitting next to the rapist in question.

* - Or should that be Perverted Traitor in your case, eh?

The idea of Skunk Rape gives a whole new meaning to grabbing the Mace and waving it over your head.

Clearly, the only way to deal with this issue is to launch a PPI to involve business sector stakeholders, with a view to leveraging maximal efficiencies and best practice stratagems.

I now want to vote foe Kalmar.

I've retired them since it gives people a good reason to vote for me.

[vote:Runcle]

That makes me 2 thirds rebel.

In similar context.

James Dean and Mr Dave another 2/3rds of a rebel.

Interesting.

Wait, is Mr Chris here?
Damnit!
[vote:Mr Chris]
[All of his ancestors] are always bad!

Hi, Deadpool!

That SuperDuperGill Malc am well suspicious.

But not of indecent acts against Skunks. Skunk-gate, the deeply unimagiative press will call it. Bloody deeply unimaginative press.

There is an awful lot of talk of skunks and frogs and stuff, what did I miss? I've been rushed off my feet at my [constituency] today but I'm free now.

According to the Sun, Mr Dave & Morte were caught in a hotel room with a bucket of frogs & a skunk.

I think.

I was well onto my fifth brandy in the common room mind, so I could have this all wrong.

Oh, and Runcle has filched some coins apparently.

I say string him up as a scapegoat quickly while the Morte/MrDave story covers the front pages & hopefully bury it so noone will start poking about with the accounts, know what I mean.

[vote: Runcle]

2 Pages of stuff.

Kalmar has made my head hurt with buisness speak, and tried to chat up Grim...
Joans has been absent
Curiosity killed the cat has a Runcle obsession. Well, I suppose someone had to take over from Bobby.
I'm proposing a motion to abolish frog slavery, stop foul smelling cat food and changing the national dish to something with a bit more excitement.
The Rev Owen has made various political noises, and voted for Runcle
Grim... has voted for Mr Chris.
Malc has said Hello. That's all Malc has done.
Which is better than Sir Morté who has done Skunks. Lots of Skunks, the Skunk buggering pervert.
Myp has killed Diana.
Mr Chris has been asleep.
Mr Dom has done little.
You have done not very much, except ask for this summary, which is rather demonstrating how little anyone else has done.
Zaphod has been absent.
Runcle has renounced his coins.
Plissken...

Runcle is most voted for with 2 votes currently http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/?t=4137

Make that three votes then.

excellent summary there, thanks right honourable gentleman. I assume we have time to wait and see if anyone has anything to say? I will check back in later.

Sorry, I've been out canvassing, or something.

Am I doing this right?