Be Excellent To Each Other

This might help.

My best match is Libertas, whatever that is.

Green Party? GTFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lib Dems followed closely by Jury Team for me. UKIP in last shocker.

There's a load of old people in town handing out UKIP leaflets. One of them tried to hand me a leaflet yesterday and I said "Sorry I can't vote here any more".

What I meant was I was registered in another constituency, but I walked past him today and he scowled at me like I was some dirty foreign scum.

Same here.

Um, I've done some research and, no, Libertas are not in any way for me.

That web site, then, is rubbish, or I misread some questions.

Exactly. Green Party, pah. There's nothing I like more than testing on animals or pouring some harmless chemicals down drains. Nuclear Power? If every beauty spot was as cool as Dungeoness then I say "bring it on".

I'd recommend reading the olicies rather than let a java script thing choose for you. But I'm clever. And habe gin. And my cousin vinny to watch.

Libertas was chosen for me but ill prob go conny

Yeah, I'm Jury Woory, then Libby Dinky Wem Wems then Greeny Weenie Woo Woo.

You'd be an ace returning officer on election night.

But it puts all the policies into a script and feeds you out a candidate to vote for!

This is a triumph of technology for the lazy!

this website caused my firewall at work to throw the following:

A firewall violation add/or a network virus has been detected on your computer, or a outbreak has occurred. Check the firewall logs on the OfficeScan console for more information.

Just thought I would let you know.

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Times like this the Apple tax seems well worthwhile.
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Nice and specific there. "SOMETHING'S HAPPENED! I have no idea what. But I'm sure it's important. PANIC!"

All it needs is a 'Submit Vote' button at the end and it's perfect.