Be Excellent To Each Other

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That's nice of them.

Will current Gold Subbers get a 2 day refund or, heaven forbid... Undertow 2?

RIght! I'm going to say it. I'M GOING TO FUCKING SAY IT!



I didn't think Undertow was that bad at all.



THERE.

It really was, though. I could've quite enjoyed it if it weren't for two things: a) it was super-super zoomed out so you couldn't see your characters, and b) (related) enemies could shoot you from off-screen. I mean, if you're going to have it zoomed out, at least fit all the enemies on the screen please, FFS.

May I borrow your Crown, Mr Chris?

GET OUT!

I haven't played it in ages - maybe they've patched some fun in?

You had a Dave to play it with. Daves make things 500% better.

You have to pity all those people who play online games without a Dave.

I think my Dave must be an older version as he only works with footy games.

My Dave ran off after I slashed most of his clothes off.

My Dave just sits there all day, repeating old slightly shit programmes.

My Dave went to Australia

If I only had a Dave.

My Dave only ever plays CoD4

My Dave only ever plays guitar and grows a silver beard.

My Dave is cryongenically frozen and I'm a misfiring algorithm of simulated consciousness.

They're all dead, Dave.

Hang on. Are you HAL or Holly? Or something else?

My Dave doesn't have a 360 and is at work all of the time.