Be Excellent To Each Other

Note to all! As detailed here, starting on Tuesday, I am taking a two month sabbatical from my current employer to undertake contract work for my previous employer. As such, I will be spending my 9-5 on a foreign PC with monitored internet and on a daily rate that borders on the obscene. Therefore I will be keeping that computer scrupulously clean of personal stuff, and that's going to cut quite seriously into my BeeXing.

I shall still spy on you via the magic of iPhone and evenings. However posting via the iPhone is a bit painful and by the time I read stuff in the evening other people have already made all the obvious jokes I've thought of, so my post rate will drop. Doesn't mean I've gone.

I will see you on the other side! And, uhh, tomorrow, although I may be a bit hectic trying to get work finished off here.

You'll just need to post 5 times as much in the evenings then. Of course, if you were myp, this would be more of a problem.

Well boo to you going 'dark' Doctor but huzzah to the getting paid lots

I myself am hoping for some news on the job front soon but shall say no more as I've probably jinxed it already.

Bye for a bit!

Shit, not you too Zardy! Come back!

Your coat makes me look cool. Speak soon, Ichar Aywoo.

Did he leave a coat at your place, as well? Only a couple of months after leaving it at DBSnappa's?

BYE BYE GAYWOOD
GAYWOOD BYE BYE

LOL IZ STAYIN BRUV! BIBI 2 DA DOKZOR!11INNIT

IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN YOU THINK. I left a coat at DBSnappa's place. It was there for a month or so until he came to Cardiff, and left it at his mum's house for me to collect. Because don't drive to work, it was ages before I had the car to go and pick it up -- in the end I only collected it on Thursday 2nd April. The following Sunday I left the same frigging coat at myp's place, where it still resides.

Did you look in the pockets?

The jock strap? Yeah, I handed on to myp earlier in the day in case of duvet-singing.

Will Dr Gaywood be found face down by Kate O'Mara dressed up as Bonnie Langford? Stay tuned to find out!

Have fun DrG...

Unlikely. There's a reason they are my former employers... I don't know how I'm going to sleep at night, except perhaps on a great big bed of money.

You do know that's the "slobbering drooling" Dimlie and not the "sad crying" Dimlie? Because that puts your comment in an altogether different light.

Contracting was awesome I used to do it until 7 years ago. I have been offered silly money to work at Cheltenham, but the 4 hour round trip is not agreeable.

oh yes right, you're too cool to waste time with us after work

Best of luck with everything. Send a postcard.

What do you do?

Software engineer. Keywords: Java, C#, agile, middleware, SOAP.

Is this a ruse to avoid doing beeXWeeX?

No, it's a ruse to enable me to pay my mortgage on time.

I have my reasons, dark, sordid, possibly illegal reasons.

I always thought you were a slippery customer.

A customer of your wha... oh, dear lord.

The parkour you attempted in Nottingham disagrees.
Or was that Craster that fell off the jump to the steps?

No, that was Craster. And earlier you didn't know that Zio was late to Watchmen. I am increasingly convinced, everyone, that Grim... hires an actor to attend these meets and we've never met the real him. In fact, I think there is no single Grim...; he is a shadowy cabal of multiple figures, fooling about on the web and building Tomcats and owning Sussex.

Yes I did. I forgot Lave was there, that's all.

Er, no offence, Lave.

And now we know the Grim... on BeeX and the Grim... I talk to on MSN are different ones. HAH!

Laters Doc! Send postcard + monies, kthxbye!

Hm, Dr Gaywood is a Dr.

There is pig flu.

Dr's are needed to fight pig flu.

My conclusion is that Dr Gaywood has been conscripted to a SECRET DR ARMY to fight the pig flu, but he can't tell us about it.

The giveaway should have been the fact he hired Duncan "Chase Me" Norville* by mistake.




* One for the older posters there.

FTFNFY.

Presumably stationed on the west coast, explaining what he does for a living loudly at the incoming virus cloud in the infallible knowledge it'll turn around and bother more interesting people.

WTF FASHIST STOP KETTLING ME AND MY CODE!

Well, has he fucked off yet?

Oh.

*puts down bunting*

I though admin text was Blue, wasn't it?

Good luck with it, Dr G.

Post your phone number Doc and we can text you.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... erhead.htm

Mehhh.

Do you remember the Digitiser character Computer Boy? Nerdy, sarcastic, snorted a lot? That was actually-for-real based on me. It was Mr Biffo's little dig after the big falling out in 2001 between us a.d regulars and Biffo/Campbell.

Meh, I had no idea but fair play to you mate, respect! I'm only jealous anyway; my idea of a 'firewall' is a dry lined stud partition that someone's doused in petrol.