Be Excellent To Each Other

Shall we?
I've found a great new bar in Covent Garden.

So, turning up on the 25th July are:
Craster
MaliA (maybe)
Kern
JBR (maybe)

Anytime after 6th June is good for me.

Make it a Saturday in July onwards and I'm a maybe. That might give me enough time to hirsute up.

Is there a Beardless Bacardi Club?

Haha! July 2010 then, yeah?

I now have a beard.. but am too far away from London to come out and play.

You can't have it all ways!

I think we should have a vote on it.

Make it August in Fleetwood and I'm there.

I could get on a train I suppose if it's on a Saturday and there's crash space.

I would tentatively like to attend, although the logistics are complicated.

Actually, trains suck. I'll need Grim... to pick me up and take me home on Sunday. Also I'd like a curry too.

I was thinking a Saturday this time. In July? Why not. The 6th?

A teentative yes.

Do you mean 6th June or 4th July?

Yeah, whoops, that's June. Sure you can't come out in June, Sir Chris?
Otherwise the only Saturday I can do in July is the 25th.

I'm in London 6th June. For someone's 30th, so I'm out of the running.

To soon after my jolly hols if it's June.

Fine, fine, fine. July the 25th, then.

K.

BEARDY BEARDY FIVE MONTH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN!

Hang on, that's in 3 months time, FFS.

We'll all be dead of monkey aids by then.

We should totally go to Oxford instead.

I'll quite possibly be at Bisley around about that time for the Imperial meeting, so may be able to make a quick jaunt across the M3 to London.

Blame Mr. Chris. And Z-monkey.

I always do.

I should be free at that time, unless I'm dead of Jade Flu.

But... but... but... a BBC meeting NOT at Shunt?

Sacrilege!

Were you at the last one? Twenty-minute bar queues are not fun.
Shunt isn't far from Covent Garden though.

If it isn't table service, I'm not going.

June 6th is fine with me!

July 25th, fuck knows, just too far out, man.

What is the bar Grim...?

The Langley. It has cocktails.

Maybe the BBBC in London can go earlier and 'test' it. May 9th, maybe?

820 bananas.

Six days before my wedding - it's unlikely.

Under the thumb already loser!

I haven't asked my wife yet.

You fancy dancing with some Chimeney Sweeps markg?

Another tentative yes from me. As in, I'd love to go and can see no reason at present why I wouldn't be able to make but, y 'know, going to be a Dad any day now, not sure how that's all going to work logistically yet, etc, etc, blah, blah, yawn, snooze.

Ah fuck it, I'll need a beer by then - count me in!

Enjoyed the last one, so would like to come along again.

My fax never made it through, then?

I can't plan things weeks in advance, let alone months.

So 'maybe'.

Come on, Doc Lathe. You were only there for 15 minutes last time.

Me too. I felt that we were kindred spirits.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm up for it. It's just I have about a billion weddings this year. (SETTING A HORRIBLE PRECEDENT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND) so I need to plan things out.

Eh? Sorry, it's a slow day today - I don't get it (I'm assuming it's meant to be lulz or something).



*blushes*

Run! RUN!

It's not kiss-chase.

Well dude, it's your back door and you can leave it open to whatever risks you like.

I suggest getting horrifically drunk, calling the vicar/registrar and father of the bride cunts and pissing on the cake. Do that at enough of them and the image'll be suitably reinforced in her mind and she won't want one herself. With you, anyway.

Psychology is for winners.

Mrs Z has expressed an interest in having a Weekend in That London!

I suppose this means I'm a defo and she's a maybe.

Myp (and Ange) you have to come down, we could treat it as a Wedding rehearsal.

I'll see what I can do.

If Zardoz is Myp's best man, he'd better practice presenting the ring.

Ange says no, as she wants to keep the weekend free in case she needs dress alterations, etc.

I might come on my own, though.

Ugh. Is there no way you can handle the dress alterations so Ange could come on her own?

This is 12 days after my birthday. I might like to come along, but I probably won't be able to.